zuzek
09.25.09 | for a few months
There you go. |
thebhoy
09.25.09 | no, not at all. |
qwe3
09.25.09 | spank bank
luverly |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | well, if youre brain tells you chicks are objects the only chicks youre gonna be interested in are the ones that may as well be objects.
get me?
ive never really liked paramore, i totall missed that boat. |
Serpento
09.25.09 | now there's a list title i can get behind as long as the women im into dont read it |
Phantom
09.25.09 | mmm sierra |
bloc
09.25.09 | that chick ain't worth it, find someone else who can keep their legs closed for more than an hour. |
renegadestrings
09.25.09 | leave em wanting more. thats all i can say. oh, and hit the gym 3-4 days a week so you don't resemble the kid who ate the candy in willy wonka.
or starvin marvin... depending on which physically deficient body-type you're subjected to |
Meatplow
09.25.09 | fuck women
literally |
Spare
09.25.09 | and figuritively |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | I think Red is a pretty cool guy. He spanks banks and doesn't afraid of anything |
WhiteWallStargazers
09.25.09 | I perfer to take the route that the time spent on women is better spent elsewhere... |
Spare
09.25.09 | puddles that meme is so early 2009 |
jagride
09.25.09 | Well if your personality in real life is anything similar to the way you act on here, it's no real mystery that women don't like you.
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xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | low..... |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | :( So 2000 and late |
jagride
09.25.09 | Sounds like a closet homosexual to me. Uses the word 'gay' exclusively as an insult, anybody who disagrees with him is a 'faggot', his list titles include 'nightclubs are for queers' and 'death to all butt metal'... interesting. Maybe he's trying to tell us something. |
BallsToTheWall
09.25.09 | Girls are a tricky bird. Some are pretty cool people but the rest are just good for the sack and nothing else. Unfortunately that rip it and dip it strategy occurs for about 97% of any female, uggos and fatties not included. |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | Yeah, the truth is some girls, and by some I mean most, love to be treated like dirt. They get put off by attraction and the only act they respond to is harshness.
Sorry, though. That E-taking scrub is a douche |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | a bit of tangent, but could you just say women are a product of the society men have constructed around them.
like, seriously everywhere you go women are being more or less told they need to be more sexy and alluring, no wonder they end up feeding off the attention that comes with being a 'slut' |
bloc
09.25.09 | the truth breaks my heart to be honest. |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | Yeah, but then you get ALL women saying "you never listen to me you're not sensitive enough" and then when you do, that comes with being "too nice" or "clingy" |
BallsToTheWall
09.25.09 | Why are Chicks so fucked up? That art thou the question. I've witnessed throwing chairs through screen in windows, car keyings, and much worse from my brothers perspective. I wonder if the girls in Europe areb a little more sane. |
jagride
09.25.09 | "i wonder if the girls in europe are a little more sane"
no. not in my experience |
Phantom
09.25.09 | oh hey look its another sputnikbook list |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | @puddles:
yeh, girls are a real mystery, i got the youre too nice excue once, indirectly though, pretty much got to the stage where i asked her if we were still togethor. when that happens, you know somethings wrong hahaha.
as for red, forget her, set those standards higher. |
BallsToTheWall
09.25.09 | When I mean girls in Europe I mean the ravashing countryside hills of Finland. |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | benzums probably right. |
bloc
09.25.09 | damn, Balls, i though about the countryside and a tears filled up my eyes. |
BallsToTheWall
09.25.09 | Anywho who's going to see Pandorum? Movie looks fucking bamf son, Dennis Quaid hell yeah, King Lee from MMA, a random hot chick and the fuckign BA.M.F Cam Gigandet. |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | benzum wins @ life
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GenNarain
09.25.09 | Hell yeah Pandorum. It's like dead space the movie, but with Dennis Quaid. |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | I'm seeing it TONIGHT hopefully.
|
Spare
09.25.09 | can we go back to bitch hating plz i've got glassjaw all warmed up
actually fuck you guys i'm going to bed |
BallsToTheWall
09.25.09 | Pandorum is going to be fucking epic, I miond as well doa double take and watch Fame. Better idea if I didnt because I would be arrested for indecent exposure for when every scene with Kherington Pane came up. |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | kherington paynneeeeee mmmmm,
i wouldnt mind having coffee and discussing politics with her |
Waior
09.25.09 | literally |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | euphemism? |
qwe3
09.25.09 | oh yeah shroom, i love "discussing politics" with women. in fact i think i'll go out tomorrow night to roppongi and find some people to "discuss politics sith" if you get my hugely subtle drift |
qwe3
09.25.09 | with* fuck |
GenNarain
09.25.09 | politics? like her mouth having intense negotiation with your....prime minister? |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | haha yeh i get ya, clearly youre not going to talk politics but you actually intend to discuss how much better 'all of a sudden i miss everyone' is than '()'.
you sneaky man you. |
Waior
09.25.09 | euphemisms don't exist. a coffee date with kherington would suffice |
bloc
09.25.09 | soooo, with a sith? |
qwe3
09.25.09 | nah all of a sudden and ( ) are like equal, but yeah i could "debate" that with them..mmmm sexy idea
anyone watch eddie izzard?
"would you like a cup of coffee?"
"je suis le presidant de burundi"
ahahahahahahaha |
qwe3
09.25.09 | bloc i meant discuss the politics of the sith. they're obviously imperialist. it was they who really started the boer war |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | waior, you totally are the guy any girl would want to take home to their parents
awwwwww
im hoping that comment was directed at you when i read it in a thread ages ago, otherwise this has suddenly become really awkward |
Waior
09.25.09 | i don't want a cup of coffee from you
you're covered in bees
i got my order all mixed up |
Waior
09.25.09 | haha yeah that comment was at me and yes, i know. it is the worst. haha |
qwe3
09.25.09 | Hey you! in the street! you want a cup of coffee?
i like my coffee like i like my women...hot and strong...with a spoon in them! |
qwe3
09.25.09 | no it isnt what the hell that doesnt sound like any woman i've ever met YOURE LYING |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | hahaha yeh, then they go and blame it on their period.
weak.
1 comment short of 1000.
it better be a good one! |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | Yeah what's with that? How many periods can you legally have a month? |
OllieS
09.25.09 | Don't be nice to women; it doesn't work. |
WhiteWallStargazers
09.25.09 | The "nice guy routine" makes you friends but doesn't get you anywhere |
Waior
09.25.09 | someguest, unlimited periods?
nice guy routine is the only option if you're physically incapable of being anything else.
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redsparrow
09.25.09 | I'm always the "dude" they end up hooking up with. Sorry for breaking your heart. |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | theres no point going out of your way to be a dick to chicks, in the end youre the real dick. if its the only way you can get laid.....well....i wont say anything |
Electric City
09.25.09 | someguest's comment followed by redsparrow's made me lol hard |
WhiteWallStargazers
09.25.09 | I agree with Waior, I mean at least in my case I can't be a jerk because that just doesn't seem like the way to go, but hey if it works for some of you |
fireaboveicebelow
09.25.09 | 1 is kinda bad |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | The trick is to be charming but interestingly unavailable.
But we're not all Hugh Grant here, so |
Waior
09.25.09 | agreed with someguest, every person is different so it's kind of dumb to suggest tactics and whatnot
also, this thread has evolved. objectify objectify objectify |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | kherington payne hotter than megan fox?
discuss |
WhiteWallStargazers
09.25.09 | Benzum with another genius post |
Waior
09.25.09 | um yes without a doubt |
bloc
09.25.09 | both are average. end of discussion. |
bloc
09.25.09 | and Benzum takes the fucking cake with his last post. |
qwe3
09.25.09 | megan fox has fucked up lips now
and there are women for every personality type. being a nice guy works for some and doesnt work for others.
and lol spank bank |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | benzum for leader of the new world order!
i used to think megan fox was pretty damn hot (after seeing transformers 1) but all the evidence suggests shes a total bitch, making her hotness quickly evaporate.
jessica alba on the other hand...... |
Waior
09.25.09 | i think everybody has forgotten that zooey deschanel is the only woman alive |
PuddlesPuddles
09.25.09 | oh my GOD zooey des >>>>> mother earth
and fox is actually pretty smart. I forgot what I was listening to, but it was an interview of her |
Waior
09.25.09 | Yeah, you were probably dehydrated and/or drunk.
contradiction |
redsparrow
09.25.09 | we can burn it and leave. for we are the beautiful thieves. |
thebhoy
09.25.09 | firecrotch |
PayneTiger777
09.25.09 | Did someone say Payne? Oh, cool. Pandorum does look awesome. Ben Foster is in it as well and he's an underrated actor. Can't wait for Zombieland to come out. As for the whole women thing goes, I've always been the guy who girls think are "very nice" and that's as far as it goes. Time to start being a dick. |
Transient
09.25.09 | yeah women suck i am the pinnacle of human evolution and have yet to bag a female so idk what that tells you about the female race |
Meatplow
09.25.09 | the one way to a womans heart
fishfuck |
BallsToTheWall
09.25.09 | Lol Jessica Alba. She's so 2006. Also. Briana Evigan and Kherington Payne, any faggot who disagrees probaly whacks off to the gay trio from Nick and Norah. |
xNintendoCorex
09.25.09 | i dont care if shes 2006, i would NOT turn her down |
qwe3
09.25.09 | she fucking sucks at acting. but youre right i would not say no to her. |
Chewie
09.25.09 | If you have to twist your personality from being overly nice or a dick on purpose just to get with some stupid bitch who's only use in life is to have guys change who they are just so they can get some cock, then you are a douches Be who you are and don't let some petty desire to fuck some hoe-bag take precedent over your integrity.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to strip down naked, rub Aloe lotion all over my body, run out into an open field and celebrate the beauty of the human soul while fellating myself. |
R6Rider
09.25.09 | I hate to say it but there are a lot of women like that where I live |
