BallsToTheWall
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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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05.15.25 Musical Adventures05.02.25 The Vibe of Life
04.13.25 NFL Draft03.22.25 Favorite Westerns.
03.20.25 Building Structure03.07.25 Have A Good Weekend.
03.01.25 Factory Reset02.24.25 Slabs of Metal
02.20.25 Modern Darkwave02.17.25 A New Week Begins
02.10.25 Cooper Dejean 2025!02.06.25 Ball’s Top 10 Exercises
02.03.25 Bump For Hawks Greatness02.02.25 Redemption
01.27.25 Monday’s Face Ripping Thrash Assault!01.15.25 Sputnik Staples
01.11.25 Florida Vs Sweden01.05.25 Whimsical
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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me And All I Got Was This Lousy Text Message

Faggotry is running amok on sputnik but no worries. I will exercise your demons and cleanse you of your faggotism with how to be a BRO. With my reccomendations of books, music, and movies, I will not break into your house at night and stab you in the face as I orignally planned but instead will help you regain your testicles that you lost at birth.
1Megiddo
The Devil and the Whore

Movie 1. High Plains Drifter. Clint Eastwood is more of a man than you'll ever be. Supernatural themed revenge Western. yeah, it's god damn swell. Book 1. I only have one book so get Got Fight? by Forrest griffin. This will turn you from a loser/geek/pussy into the toughest guy on the planet. Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, Pale Rider, The Good The Bad The Ugly also apply.
2Primordial
To The Nameless Dead

Movie 2. Michael Collins. A movie about fighting about your independence. The Irish Republican Army's greatest mind presented into a two hour cinematic epic. This will restore your castrated self back to normal.
3Dismember
Dismember

Movie 3. From Dusk To Dawn. A vampire movie that'll be sure to scare every single girl from ever watching or reading a Twilight book/ movie again.
4Sepultura
Arise

Movie 4. Green Street Hooligans.
5Blacklisted
Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God

Movie 5. Taxi Driver.
6Destroyer 666
Defiance

Movie 6. The Warriors.
7Danzig
6:66 Satans Child

Movie 7. Rocknrolla
8Tragedy
Vengeance

Movie 8. Road House. A dead Patrick Swayze is more of a man than you. Pussy ass bitches. God bless his soul.
9At the Gates
With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness

Movie 9. Rambo: First Blood
10Unanimated
In The Light Of Darkness

Movie 10. Saving Private Ryan.
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