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Nfl Rankings

Top 8 teams I want to see good and bottom 8 teams I want to suck. Positive first.
Different Shade of Beauty

Carolina Panthers. 10-6. Shitty preseason, and a sketchy defense half injuries and half ineffectiveness. carolina wont be as strong as they were last year but I believe the takes two full years to recover from Tommy John surgery. Jake will rebound, the running game will be solid and Steve Smith will sift through double coverage as per usual.
The Pariah, the Parrot, the Delusion

Green Bay Packers. 9-7 to 11-5. Aaron Rodgers will have a monster season, Ryan Grant and Greg Jennings will put up huge numbers as well and the secondary should be tight. Id like to see Green Bay Favre free and a powerhouse running machine.

Houstan Texans 106. Will be a force, Steve Slaton, Andre Johnson, and Kevin Walter should pick up the slack for Rex Grossman. Mario Williams is still a beast, i'd like to say sleeper pick but pretty sure Houston is favored to do well this year.

Atlanta Falcons 12-4 or 13-3. Quite possibly the best offense in the league, most likely will win NFC South and the whole NFC division. Defense is spotty since Keith Brooking left.
5Hundred Year Storm
The Future Belongs To The Brave

Philadelphia Eagles. They have a good team, strong defense and balanced offense providing Westbrook can stay healthy. 11-5
6Grand Belial's Key
Judeobeast Assassination

St Louis Rams 6-10. They used to be great, what the fuck happened?
7Massive Attack

Kansas City Chiefs 9-7. Pulled off a stellar trade for Vrabel and Cassel but subtract Gonzalez and things will be interesting for sure.
No More Stories

1-15. Doubling their win total from last year is a great start.

new England Patriots 0-16. Tom Brady gets mauled by a bear and promptly goes into a coma.
10Bury Your Dead
It's Nothing Personal

Minnesota Vikings 5-11. I dont have beef with the Vikings except for paying 25 million guaranteed bucks to an aging and injured quarterback. What jackassery. Also I want to see Favre get nailed and have his season ended early.
Bling Bling Bling!

Miami Dolphins 8-8. Miami had a great feel good year last year but unfortunately inspired a massive fairweather migration. The bandwagon also has left the station as a once stellar franchise became raped with over commercialization. Gloria Estafan? Mark Antony? Fuck!!! I dont want my Dolphins to be spicked out by a couple of nutjobs. Maybe under performing will ease off the celebrity status and go back to a real team.
12Metro Station
Metro Station

Chicago Bears 6-10. I want Jay Cutlers bitch ass to suffer an acl tear.
13Rick Astley
Whenever You Need Somebody

Denver Broncos 4-12. Great, fire Mike Shannahan, and hire a rookie coach who single handedly got rid of their franchise QB, and almsot their star WR. Denver's defense is still going to suck but this year the offense wont be able to fight back. Especially not with Kyle Orton. yeah, shitty year for these Rocky Mountain Oyster eating shmucks.
The Respect Issue

New York Jets 2-14 New York Giants 8-8. I hate New Yorkers with a passion.
15Soulja Boy

Cincinatti Bengals 2-14 LOL Ocho Cinco
Life in Cartoon Motion

Oakland Raiders 4-12. Franchise wont see better days until Al Davis is gone from this world.
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