Prophet178
09.07.09 | I made it less than a minute into that video. |
Ulsufyring
09.07.09 | i beat you, 1:01 |
Epilogue
09.07.09 | Massive, literally. Movie sucks, books (except the last one ) own hard. |
BallsToTheWall
09.07.09 | The books are good? And the last one sucks? Tell me, who important dies because in every major book series somebody punches their ticket early. |
Avirov
09.07.09 | Hopefully all of those fucking characters and the author die. |
Golgoroth
09.07.09 | I made it 3 minutes into that video and couldn't take any more. |
Epilogue
09.07.09 | No one. Except for this little shit thats part of the Denali coven of vampires. The last one is stupid because halfway through, it shifts from Bellas point of view to Jacobs, which is ridiculous, and everybody ends up happy, except of course for the Denali coven or whatever, who dont even matter. |
Roach
09.07.09 | books suck |
BallsToTheWall
09.07.09 | So Bella and Edward live happily ever after eh? This just enrichens my already cheerful and optimistic life. |
dylantheairplane
09.07.09 | Basically in Eclipse everything is resolved. and all the bad guys die.
but then the dumb bitch had to continue the series with Breaking Dawn, and all that happens Bella and Edward get hitched. She gets knocked up with a half human half vampire baby. That takes up pretty much everything except the last 100 pages when the baby is born, and this huuuge battle is set up to happen. but everyone leaves happily and nothing action-y happens at all.
the end.
Book 1 and 3 own. 2 and 4 are boring as shit |
Epilogue
09.07.09 | lol, they have a kid too |
Baphomet
09.07.09 | Fuck Twilight. That video reminds me of the "Leave Britney Alone" vid for some reason. |
Roach
09.07.09 | Stephen King compared the Mormon author (Stephanie Meyer) to JK Rowling, saying that both authors were "speaking directly to young people". "The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good," he told an interviewer from USA Weekend. |
dylantheairplane
09.07.09 | oh and Bella is turned into a vampire |
dylantheairplane
09.07.09 | I used to really like Twilight. but then the whole fan girl thing started when the shitty movie came out. now if I' seen with a Twilight book people assume I'm either gay or a really hot lesbian |
BallsToTheWall
09.07.09 | You have long hair I suppose? |
PayneTiger777
09.07.09 | Balls, I'm sorry but I lost a little bit of respect for you today. |
dylantheairplane
09.07.09 | mmhm -_-
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BallsToTheWall
09.07.09 | and why payne? I'm depressed now |
Douchebag
09.07.09 | Movie is rubbish. That bit where he runs super fast up the mountain? I dare you to take it seriously. same with the lame sparkle effects.
oh and nobody can act. |
Avirov
09.07.09 | You have to change your name now, you have no balls. |
PayneTiger777
09.07.09 | I have this whole spiel on how we perceive vampires now as apposed to 50 or so years ago, but I won't go into detail on that. All I had to hear was vampire baseball, and that made me cry. |
BallsToTheWall
09.07.09 | I hope you dont think I like twilight? Pretty sure Avirov does. |
Roach
09.07.09 | it's a cliche story, poorly written, one dimensional characters etc what do people see in these books/films |
Relinquished
09.07.09 | So I leave for awhile and this is what happens to you Balls? |
kitsch
09.07.09 | 1 sounds tight as fuck if its not gimmicky |
Observer
09.07.09 | Odd, I just read a review from another site on 10. Do you like it? |
Avirov
09.07.09 | Oh wait. Fuck. I'm stupid. |
myhigherpie
09.07.09 | love how youtube idiots seem to think its actually real.
girl is funny as hell. |
Streetvulture
09.07.09 | it's 9 mins long... |
MassiveAttack
09.07.09 | I hate you for posting that video Balls...really, I couldn't sit here and watch it for 30 seconds...that's how disturbing it is. |
cvlts
09.07.09 | the entire Twilight series makes me embarrassed for living in Washington. |
dylantheairplane
09.07.09 | I just found out today that Forks Washington is a real place |
cvlts
09.07.09 | ya
i wish it didnt. |
dylantheairplane
09.07.09 | is there a Spoon, Washington too?
cause thats a great name |
ZeroTolerance
09.07.09 | High Five! |
Chewie
09.07.09 | I'm kinda glad I can't contribute to this thread |
jingledeath
09.07.09 | A girl made me read the first three books, I don't talk to her anymore.
Anyways cool list, getting 1 soon |
BrahTheSunGod
09.07.09 | UGH TWILIGHT SHOULD DIE
I dated one of these (don't ask why):
http://www.fmylife.com/love/9321 |
cirq
09.07.09 | Why? |
Titan50
09.07.09 | WHY |
Prophet178
09.07.09 | I woulda bit that bitches neck right there. |
lobby
09.07.09 | what I find funny is that some users on this site really thought that dumb bitch on youtube was the same person that digs kvlt black metal, viking metal and a diverse albeit impressive array of music tastes.
HA, imagine if after all this time, balls was that chick... |
adkymo
09.07.09 | at about 20 seconds I heard if you don't want to hear me squeal then turn the video off. I did just that. Can't be doing with twilight, or its fans. |
BallsToTheWall
09.07.09 | It's funny people couldnt tell I was sarcastic with my title but Kitsch, yeah 10 is pretty good. A little different than what they usually do which is nice. The only gimmicky thing about is 1 is their pirate corpse paint, otherwise it's a stellar record. |
Gyromania
09.07.09 | 8 sucks ass |
adkymo
09.07.09 | oh, you can, it just gets a little messy |
Gyromania
09.08.09 | Lol |
Asiatic667
09.08.09 | twilight sucks gay |
