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| Time Travelling High Fives
My friend told me this theory in regards to time travel AND high fives. It goes as so: Let's say in the present you're walking down a hall at school (whichever it may be) and you see this incredibly good looking girl walking towards you and you're thinking, "man, I'd like to hit that". STOP. Fast forward 20 years and you meet this same woman and she's overweight, trailer-trash and gross. You totally score with her in the future. Now, the future you travels back in time to the present you in the hallway. Future you whispers to present you, "You totally have sex with her in the future." Naturally, high fives ensue. Thus, time travelling high fives. Let's all ignore the inherent flaws that are well recognized within the theories of time travel and I say to you... dare to dream. | 1 | Built to Spill Time Trap | 2 | Pink Floyd Time | 3 | Jim Croce Time In a Bottle | 4 | Death Cab For Cutie Lightness | 5 | Boston Foreplay/Long Time | 6 | Built to Spill Mess With Time | 7 | Deltron 3030 Time Keeps on Slipping | 8 | DeVotchKa Till the End of Time | 9 | Eluvium Prelude For Time Feelers | 10 | LCD Soundsystem Time to Get Away | |
thebhoy
09.01.09 | whoever sees the connection between these songs gets a virtual cookie. | EVedder27
09.01.09 | could it be time??? on a serious note 2 kicks ass | CompanionCube
09.01.09 | but to acheive said time traveling high five-ry one would need to sleep with gross overweight trailer trash? seems a bit risky to me | thebhoy
09.01.09 | EVedder27.... here is your cookie.
Indeed you would, but self-sacrifice is necessary, is it not? Because present self would be all like, "man, I rule in the future" thus confidence goes up, and the likelihood of scoring better looking woman in the future, hence re-writing the course of the future. Of course, there are many pitfalls to this notion, but hey... TIME TRAVEL. | CompanionCube
09.01.09 | TIME TRAVEL. | TMobotron
09.01.09 | pretty flawless logic IMO | Titan50
09.01.09 | AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH *head asplodes* | thebhoy
09.02.09 | Also, so I typed in Lightness from Death Cab instead of The New Year... and what I really meant was Limelight by Rush. |
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