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| Songs That Make You Want to Punch a Baby
Songs/Parts of songs that make you want to hurt an infant child. | | 1 | Rascall Flatts
Any song. Seriously.
Do I really need to back this one up? Seriously, last time they came to my town, there was a baby massacre. Dumb girls wearing cowboy hats + Guys who can't play = A Rascall Flatt concert | | 2 | Dave Matthews Band
Stand Up
I meant 'Stand Up' as in the whole album. But, you can't blame yourself for punching the baby after listening to it. As you are most likely got stoned while listening to it, and as we all know (cause the government in the 30's told us so), weed makes you kill people. | | 3 | Britney Spears
Oops, I Did it Again!
That's also her catch phrase. I married again. Oops, I did it again! Well hey, oops, I just punched your baby in the face. When I ride with my sister I still hear this cursed song on the radio. It's old. It's done. It needs to die. | | 4 | Fall Out Boy
Why not? The high-pitched annoying tone of the vocalists voice has been proven to set off a 'primitive' serum that is released in the brain which coats the nerves, causing the listener(s) to in fact physically harm people near by. | | 5 | Slayer
Screaming From the Sky
I had to include some of my music on here or it'd be biased. Tom sounds like a screaming infant on this song, and complete with the crappiness of the guitars, I felt like hitting Tom. As he sounded like a baby. Bastard.
And the reason why I said 'Songs that....Punch a Baby' is cause I'm listening to Dane Cook right now. Funny guy. | |
NEDM
06.20.06 | Pop Song by The Lashes. | south_of_heaven 11
06.20.06 | Wait, I added descriptions for each one. Why don't they show?
FYI, the punch the baby part I got from Dane Cook. He's a silly bitch. | SCREAM!
06.20.06 | How about anything by the Pussycat Dolls | Pyramidman
06.20.06 | a slayer song on the list??
im in shock that youd put that | Bron-Yr-Aur
06.21.06 | Bandages by Hot Hot Heat. | south_of_heaven 11
06.21.06 | AH! Bandages was some of the worst sounding s**t ever!
And I had to put something by a band I liked to make it un biased | stinkypoptart
06.21.06 | dane cook is funny as hell. | Psyclone
06.21.06 | Funny as hell is an understatement...
YES! FALL OUT BOY BELONGS ON THIS LIST! | south_of_heaven 11
06.21.06 | Then you get kicked in the nuts Eliminator. You've rated 'Reign in Blood'. You've been associated with Slayer's music. You get kicked in the nuts too then | Nightside
06.21.06 | Fall Out Boy so needs to be on this list, it wouldn't be complete! | Jimmy
06.21.06 | I hate that country song called "red neck yacht club." I will punch babies when I hear it. | TurnTheOtherWay
06.22.06 | Dane Cook is Jesus in comedy form. | SCREAM!
06.22.06 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic At The Disco
I HATE THAT SHIT! |
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