3 Years Of My Life Have Been Sucked Away By This Website, And All I Have To Show For It Is This Shitty List
before you go ahead and say "WHOA SPUTNIK LIST RIGHT HERE" just remember i probably had some sort of hand in making these "sputnik albums" so yes i am vain and self-absorbed |
| 1 |  | At the Drive-in
Acrobatic Tenement
my first foray into punk/post-hardcore/emo/music |
| 2 |  | Off Minor
The Heat Death of the Universe
This album made me into the self-absorbed, vacuous, depressed shell of a person I am today |
| 3 |  | Converge
Jane Doe
blah blah blah rah rah rah |
| 4 |  | Circle Takes the Square
As the Roots Undo
I know it's all been said before, I want to say it again |
| 5 |  | Say Anything
...Is a Real Boy
i too use drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety |
| 6 |  | Cursive
Domestica
Knowing how fucked up Tim Kasher is gives me solace |
| 7 |  | GZA
Liquid Swords
Most played album in my car ever |
| 8 |  | maudlin of the Well
Bath
solos are like sex scenes, most fags use them to give their audience a boner, niggaz that know whats up use them to show fragility and grace |
| 9 |  | Have a Nice Life
Deathconsciousness
THESE GUYS LIVE LIKE 20 MINUTES FROM ME OMG |
| 10 | | The Blood Brothers
...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
got more layers than 7-layer nachos from taco bell |
| 11 |  | Moss Icon
Lyburnum
to lose a young life in these trying times is truly not an unheard of thing, but oh, the false truth and always lie of a dead god will surely take out some of the sting |
| 12 |  | Weezer
Pinkerton
nostalgia |
| 13 |  | Pavement
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
yr the kinda girl i like, cuz yr empty and i'm empty |
| 14 |  | Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation
obv |
| 15 |  | Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
see above |
| 16 |  | Wolves in the Throne Room
Two Hunters
Since when have shoegazers and black metal fans been able to awkwardly coexist at shows |
| 17 |  | Cryptopsy
None So Vile
kitsch likes metal? |
| 18 |  | Slint
Spiderland
will oldham should do the album art of every album ever |
| 19 |  | My Bloody Valentine
Loveless
sounds even better in 3-D |
| 20 |  | Wu-Tang Clan
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
hip-hop revolutions don't happen everyday |
| 21 |  | Cap'n Jazz
Analphabetapolothology
tim kinsella can sell a lyric LOL |
| 22 |  | Refused
The Shape of Punk to Come
socialism will kick your ass and share it with you after |
| 23 |  | Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion
TOO SOON |
| 24 | | mewithoutYou
A->B Life
we will die |
| 25 | | Glassjaw
Worship & Tribute
you'd think with daryl's crohn's disease they'd just be shitting out albums |
| 26 |  | Talk Talk
Laughing Stock
half of these song titles aren't even words (that i recognize) |
| 27 |  | Dan Deacon
Bromst
INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC |
| 28 |  | Richard Youngs
Sapphie
waiting to make camtree cum |
| 29 |  | Insect Warfare
World Extermination
ELITIST ASSHOLE GRINDCORE |
| 30 |  | Modern Life is War
Witness
The world isn't against you. It just doesn't care! |
| 31 |  | Kayo Dot
Choirs of the Eye
i don't really have anything witty to say about this |
| 32 |  | Saetia
A Retrospective
WHEN DID WE BEGIN |
| 33 |  | Sunny Day Real Estate
Diary
seven is without a doubt the best song of all-time i swear to fucking god |
| 34 |  | Pixies
Surfer Rosa
fuckign grimy ass shit love that shit raw |
| 35 |  | Sun Kil Moon
Ghosts of the Great Highway
mark kozelek can do no wrong, except making his name impossible to spell correctly |
| 36 |  | Ghastly City Sleep
Ghastly City Sleep
fuck that sigur ros bullshit. iceland is for pussies |
| 37 |  | Deltron 3030
Deltron 3030
nerd rap |
| 38 |  | cLOUDDEAD
cLOUDDEAD
nerdier rap |
| 39 |  | Nas
Illmatic
gangsta rap (quoted from bill o'reilly) |
| 40 | | Harvey Milk
Life...The Best Game in Town
almost as manly as the real Harvey Milk |
| 41 |  | 90 Day Men
To Everybody
takes about 90 days to finally realize how great this shit is |
| 42 |  | Against Me!
Reinventing Axl Rose
tom gabel knows how to incite a riot |
| 43 |  | Dr. Octagon
Dr. Octagonecologyst
blue flowersssssss |
| 44 |  | Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf
Big Shots
rip :( |
| 45 | | pg. 99
Document #8
reap what you rape |
| 46 |  | City of Caterpillar
City of Caterpillar
indian summer done better |
| 47 |  | The Drones
Havilah
she don't hate the ones she kills but she dont' love the mouths she fills |
| 48 | | Godspeed You! Black Emporer
F#A#(infinity)
fucking album art sucks anyway |
| 49 |  | Ulver
Bergtatt
scary ass shit |
| 50 |  | Radiohead
OK Computer
Let Down is probably the most depressing song of all-time; love that shit |
| 51 |  | Madvillain
Madvillainy
Half the fun is trying to figure out how DOOM could possibly link his thoughts together, the other half is madlibs beats |
| 52 |  | Taking Back Sunday
Tell All Your Friends
those fuckign intertwining vocal melodies get me everytime |
| 53 |  | Burzum
Hvis lyset tar oss
you can burn my church anytime vargy |
| 54 |  | Orchid
Chaos is Me
so dance dance, dance to the sound, of america's BEST. DRESSED. FAKE. OUT |
| 55 |  | Do Make Say Think
You, You're a History in Rust
so delicate but so loud |
| 56 | | The Microphones
The Glow, Pt. 2
i built a fort a with phil elvrum |
| 57 |  | Joanna Newsom
Ys
Yes. |
| 58 |  | Regina Spektor
Soviet Kitsch
Please. |
| 59 | | Modest Mouse
This is a Long Drive Home For Someone with Nothing to Think About
issac brock is fucking crazy |
| 60 | | Maps and Atlases
Trees, Swallows, Houses
two-hand tapping, one hand fapping |
| 61 |  | Red House Painters
Down Colorful Hill
MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHERE ARE YOU? |
| 62 |  | World's End Girlfriend
Hurtbreak Wonderland
so organic yet so digital |
| 63 |  | Clipse
Hell Hath No Fury
damn dirty money know how to treat them girls |
| 64 |  | Fugazi
Repeater
ian mackaye rocks that shit all day everyday |
| 65 |  | Brand New
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me
the devil and god are raging homosexuals |
| 66 |  | UGK
Ridin' Dirty
putting powder on the street, cause i got big fucking nuts |
| 67 |  | Daitro
Des cendres, je me consumme
je suis une faggote |
| 68 |  | Tom Waits
Rain Dogs
I've thought about this long and hard, and only Tom Waits could pull off being Tom Waits |
| 69 |  | Arcade Fire
Funeral
i often overlook this, but it's so fucking good |
| 70 |  | The National
Boxer
don't know how the national placed this low, they should be higher, but i can't think of who's place they would take |
| 71 | | Ampere
All Our Tomorrows Will End Today
WE KNEW THERE WOULD BE NO FUTURE, THAT WAS OUR GREATEST FREEDOM |
| 72 |  | Minutemen
Double Nickels on the Dime
me and mike watt, playing guitar |
| 73 |  | Gospel
The Moon is a Dead World
who knew apostacy would be such a bitch? |
| 74 |  | J Dilla
Donuts
who else could make such uplifting music, while on their death bed |
| 75 | | Dag Nasty
Can I Say
just realized i don't have minor threat on here, this will have to do |
| 76 |  | Trophy Scars
Bad Luck
intense fucking vocals |
| 77 |  | Why?
Alopecia
just a slight jingle of pocket change pulsing |
| 78 |  | Grizzly Bear
Veckatimest
didn't appreciate this until i listened to it on vinyl |
| 79 | | Shotmaker
Mouse Ear [Forget-Me-Not]
fucking sludgy ass post-hardcore omg |
| 80 |  | Burial
Untrue
so true |
| 81 |  | Ghostface Killah
Ironman
niggaz still sippin rum out of stanley cups |
| 82 |  | Charles Mingus
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
jazzzzz |
| 83 |  | Hot Cross
Cryonics
This really loses it's replay value after you listen to it everyday for a year |
| 84 |  | Mclusky
Mclusky Do Dallas
those lightsabre cocksucking blues |
| 85 |  | The Kidcrash
Jokes
it sounds like off minor! |
| 86 |  | Belle Epoque
A La Derive
french people rule |
| 87 | | Pulling Teeth
Paranoid Delusions / Paradise Illusions
23 minutes of pure slay-age |
| 88 |  | Blacktusk
Passage Through Purgatory
27 minutes of pure slay-age |
| 89 |  | Death
Human
chuck says |
| 90 |  | Third Eye Blind
Third Eye Blind
perfect 90s mainstream rock album, especially when you're 7 |
| 91 | | DJ Shadow
Entroducing...
it feels obligatory |
| 92 |  | Ceremony
Violence Violence
this goes out to all the broken chairs and broken bones suffered at ceremony shows |
| 93 |  | Verse En Coma
Rialto
in a factory is perfect |
| 94 |  | the Mars Volta
Frances the Mute
so low i probably shouldn't have included it at all |
| 95 |  | Cynic
Focus
t-pain loves cynic |
| 96 |  | Pink Floyd
Animals
their other albums suck |
| 97 |  | Jeromes Dream
Seeing Means More Than Safety
that fucking guitar riff in "It's More Like a Message to You" is life-changing |
| 98 |  | Meet Me in St. Louis
And With the Right Kind of Eyes...
greatest EP |
| 99 |  | American Football
American Football
needz moar kinsella |
| 100 |  | Young Widows
Old Wounds
righteous |
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