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Top 10 Worst Rappers

For every good emcee that lays his best wordplay on the mic, there's a shit rapper. The shit rappers of Hip Hop are an embarrassment to human kind and leave on wondering how the hell these assholes made it in music to begin with. I present to you the worst of the worst artists to support not only why Hip Hop sucks to people, but also why our society is declining as a whole.
1Soulja Boy

Do I need a reason why he's number 1? He mocks even Hip Hop legends and claims that they're the ones who killed Hip Hop. He brags about bullshit that no one gives a flying fuck about. His raps are so stale that he makes others including me look like Hip Hop lyrical geniuses. I hope that one day in the future Soulja Boy will look at his past and realize how much of an air headed embarrassment he was. Just go dance yourself to your grave you ungrateful twat.
2Shawty Lo

If you don't know this man, pat yourself in the back. You just did yourself a service of viewing the embarassing times we face now in music. Shawty claims in all his interviews how he sells dope. Maybe he should stick to that then make himself look "Foolish" by rapping and spreading his musical cancer to the youth.
3Gucci Mane

If you take a good look at this shitter, you'll notice that in all of his pictures, he looks bored. His facial expressions represent the boredom of his rhymes that go off the usual money, hos, and jewelry bullshit. He brings nothing new to the table and his raps motivate even the most unlikely of rappers that they too can become famous.
4Vanilla Ice

The Iceman will live on in history to hopefully shed a light on some people who consider being a rapper. Everything he did from dancing in his videos to lying to himself is clear enough to show how desperate and low people will go just to get money. Well at least Vanilla Ice admits to his past and that alone gains him my respect. Just don't ever pick up a microphone again

Who was the target audience of this crapper's music? Not black people because he's too white for them. Not white people because he's an embarrassment. Oh I get it. Since he advertised himself on WWF, he knew that idiots that think WWF is real would buy into thinking that his rapping was good. Pure genius.

Yeah yeah Shaq we know how tall you are and how much better at basketball you are than a lot of other people. You should've just left at that then try rapping. Was it the movie Kazaam that made you think that you were a good rapper? Have you ever listened to yourself? Obviously not. Deaf people can even tell when a rapper is bad and you are no exception
7Crunchy Black

Look at this guy. He was on top of the world with the group Three 6 Mafia but instead of joining in on their fame, he made the poor decision of leaving the group. Do we really need to hear a whole albums worth of your material that sounds lazy and recycled? Hell no! Maybe Crunchy should settle things with Three 6 because with out them, he's clearly a no body.
8MC Hammer

Was it the pants alone that makes him part of the top ten? Yes but it's also the fact that while Hammer won big with his single that your grandma can rap to, the repetition of his music catalog is what ultimately makes him look like a one trick pony. He proves that just because you have some descent dance skills, doesn't mean you should try rapping. This means you Chris Brown and Ne-Yo.

"Right Thurr" has to be one of the worst songs ever made. It's clich? and the chorus is so stupid. If you did hear that song, you would know that the song also represents Chingy's personality perfectly. Obsessed raps about girls? Check. Guest appearances with more deserving rappers? Check. Selling out to the mainstream just to get a quick buck? Check. Soulless jibber jabber that makes no sense? You better believe.
10Insane Clown Posse

I'll have to admit that when I first heard of these guys, I was amused. A lot of kids at my school wore their shirts and I could hear some quoting their raps near my locker. It wasn't until I heard them is when I found how god awful they were. All they do is rap about scary bullshit that doesn't even sound from the heart. These dudes sound like straight up posers and children that just found out how "fun" it is to curse up a storm. Eminem may have been more popular but at least he admitted to saying that the shit he says is made up. These ?emcees? should stick to what they do best and slam wrestlers on a wooden table. That never gets old.
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