BallsToTheWall
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Stranded On An Island

So we go on a sputnik plane trip. Plane one goes down. Plane 2 with Willie, South, Doppleganger, and Electric City will return. But we have one month to survive on our needs and music. This is Our tale....
1 Industrial Junkie
The Downward Spiral

Purpose: Nourishment. This hefty guy will feed us for the next month until plane 2 returns.
2 Thor
Twilight Of The Thunder God

Purpose: All purpose boy scout and Norse god. Will provide us with sanctuary and blessing of Oden.
3 Rasputin
Dooom

Purpose: The fearless leader. The guy who holds the fort and keeps stability among our ranks.
4 BallsToTheWall
Balls to the Wall

Purpose: yet to be known. Can be seen doing crunches and push-ups in the nude, reciting the original 150 pokemon, befriending and naming fish, and turning into a wolf.
5 Creamcrazy
Us and Them

Purpose: Prison bitch. function: prison bitch. Throw on a wig and it completes the full trifecta of womanly behavior. Offense should be taken because the internet is serious business.
6 Crysis
In The Glare Of Burning Churches

Purpose: Kvlt black metal forest commando. Kills animals with his bare hands to bring back to the fort. Has incredible instincts living in a forest and can sense anything and anyone moving.
7 Krista17
Crimes of Passion

The hot chick who only likes BallsToTheWall.
8 Altmer
Twilight Official Soundtrack

He couldn't hold on. Comrade Altmer unfortunately left our ranks too soon. Godspeed brave warrior. You will be missed.
9 Dethtrasher
Thyrfing

Purpose. Token foreign dude. He speaks terrible english and claims to love Grave but really adores Sonic Syndicate and ABBA.
10 MyNameIsChan
Horrified

Purpose: comic relief. The Gilligan of our island but replaces the bitter resentment of Creamcrazy who is being violated constantly.
11 Iluvtar, Fire Ice, Poet, Bodom, ZooYorker, etc
Battle Hymns
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