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Last Active 10-11-26 7:39 pm
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| Why I stopped being sexist
I didn't choose to be a male feminist, in fact, things would be so much easier if I weren't a male feminist, but alas, this is who I became. My conscience won't let me go back to how I was before.
This is my story. | | 1 |  | The Ocean
Pelagial
Thessaloniki, 1981. Onassis was the only person preventing me from robbing gas stations, but he was gone now, so my carreer began. I robbed gas stations across the former Ottoman empire and I loved every second of it. Romanian gas stations were particularly juicy, and Ceausescu didn't much care for robberies, he was too busy designing the new parliament. | | 2 |  | Goblin Cock
Bagged and Boarded
Shit went the fuck south when I entered Albania. They forced me to get a new haircut at the border, and as soon as I got close to a gas station with a gun in my hand, people started asking questions. I pretended to be from Sigurimi but I spoke like zero Albanian so my so-called "plan" didn't work as intended. I started running but they had donkey-drawn carts so I was at a disadvantage. | | 3 |  | Sowing
Bluff
I arrived in Durrës and started swimming, hoping to reach Italy. Donkeys couldn't swim so yahhp lmao fuck them. The water was very cold, so I thought "maybe I should turn right and head to Serbia, aka modern-day Monten**ro, instead", so I did. I met cool dudes in Yugoslavia, but they had solar panels and close to zero gas stations, such a bummer. | | 4 |  | Honningbarna
Soft Spot
Eventually I met a girl called Nika and she told me sexism is wrong so I became who I am today. | |
CockRoberta
10.13.26 | I hope I don't get banned for sharing something about myself. This is very personal but I decided to be vulnerable with you guys. | keaton_86
10.13.26 | Might be time to go outside mate. | CockRoberta
10.13.26 | I don't want Enver Hoxha to find me | sonictheplumber
10.13.26 | alright we can get rid of new user registration again | zazazoom
10.13.26 | As a self proclaimed femenist male your story truly touched me | Chem
10.13.26 | A metamorphosis of thought and character | gabba
10.13.26 | I can confirm the thing about the haircuts in Albania. Such a weird custom. | Calc
10.13.26 | we are so back. proud of your evolution cockbert | jrlikestodance
10.13.26 | Glad you figured it out bro | Chem
10.13.26 | The gas station gig seems lucrative, a proactive approach with sensible solutions and predictable outcomes. Have you considered becoming a life coach and/or spiritual advisor | AlkemestRedux
10.13.26 | it is good to stop being sexist but being unable to swim the adriatic is concerning | arthropod
10.13.26 | does this mean I should try robbing gas stations in albania as well | TheSonomaDude
10.13.26 | give it a month, you'll be back to normal | brickhed
10.13.26 | this is really funny but i don't want to see you banned for typing the word sexist | gabba
10.13.26 | Yeah, be careful! Nika must be a smart girl, does she also like Honningbarna? I'd like to see a new list with your shared story. | CockRoberta
10.13.26 | brickhed worry not my friend, I've never been banned for typing controversial stuff in my lists (I'm a new user).
Albania was good but now I got entangled in a Kanun feud and holy shit I better stay the fuck out of that place | RogueNine
10.13.26 | This is too on the nose for Sput, whose account were you before | CockRoberta
10.13.26 | I thought I had already been clear enough: I am a brand-new user. | Sharenge
10.13.26 | brand new member | Pooter9000
10.13.26 | He's a Brand New listener | Sharenge
10.13.26 | enjoyer, even! | Epilogue
10.13.26 | ....because yr gay?? | RogueNine
10.13.26 | anchormandontbelieveyou.gif | Deez
10.13.26 | sell out |
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