CockRoberta
10.11.26 | Feel free to interact with me, I'm a very skilled social interactor. |
arthropod
10.11.26 | hi, totally unknown stranger |
RVAHC13
10.11.26 | heyyyy welcome ba…*ahem* I mean welcome |
Spec
10.11.26 | welcome to the website i can tell that you’re 100% a new user who has never posted here before |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.11.26 | cool shades man |
unclereich
10.11.26 | loving all these legit new users sput it totally back |
PanosChris
10.11.26 | but 5 and 8 are classics |
cylinder
10.11.26 | Whew, I thought you were Brazilian. Had me scared for a second there |
Chem
10.11.26 | Now you're bonafide so the next time you want to rob a gas station just start a GoFundMe and post it where the music lists should be. your troubles are over dude |
Jash
10.11.26 | We’re about to enter the *good* old days again |
CaliggyJack
10.12.26 | Welcome to sput.
*cocks shotgun*
Get out. |
AlkemestRedux
10.12.26 | im scared |
Pooter9000
10.12.26 | Mom come pick me up |
henryChinaski
10.12.26 | shut up |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.12.26 | rude |
naughtcturnal
10.12.26 | Thanks for sharing that, Cock. Me I ate my boogers for a really long time |
MurderousMadman
10.12.26 | I’ve never seen cockroberta and oltnabrick in the same room AMA |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | Hey, thank you guys for interacting with me, I love human interactions, especially with people I never met (I'm completely new here).
I can't wait to interact with my favorite sputnikmusic user: Budgie. |
LouBreed
10.12.26 | Once there was Joe Cocker, but he's dead
Now, we have Cock Joker here instead |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | The name is taken from a book
If only you had deigned to look |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | But I agree that cocks are very funny |
Retter42
10.12.26 | I knew a Cock in High School. Are you them? |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | It depends if you're attractive and/or willing to hook up |
jrlikestodance
10.12.26 | Welcome Cock, good to have ya here |
Retter42
10.12.26 | Lets do it. ASL? |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | I can't, I'm Brazilian |
MTObsidian
10.12.26 | Welcome! *hides ketamine* |
LouBreed
10.12.26 | @Cock - What book?! Look at me, I'm a PIG!
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gabba
10.12.26 | Hello Cock (if I may), I think you’re my favorite new user. |
IsisScript80
10.12.26 | "Feel free to interact with me, I'm a very skilled social interactor."
When a new cock shows up, I'm very keen to interact. But yeah, no homo, etc., etc., et cetera (x overcompensatory 10,0000). |
anode
10.12.26 | Hawks is gone and user registration is open again, maybe the site isn’t hopeless. There any mods anymore? If not great, if there are then lets lay off the bans for a lil while and see what happens, hm? |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | Why should I worry about mods? Never had any beef with any mod (especially not one named Willie) and I've never been banned, my behavior on the internet has always been irreprehensible. |
PanosChris
10.12.26 | you're one trustful and humble cock |
Storm In A Teacup
10.12.26 | Shit band |
Storm In A Teacup
10.12.26 | Shirt user |
CockRoberta
10.12.26 | Proud to be a shirt user, you can't kill my vibes |
evilford
10.13.26 | Sup cone |
CockRoberta
10.13.26 | Man, lists look fun! Maybe I should start making like thousands of lists talking about random bullshit? |
Jots
10.13.26 | nice nice my boy Alex Robertson is back at it |
