Josh D.
07.14.26 | Upload the REAL Origin of Feces album cover NOW |
Hyperion1001
07.14.26 | cant even eat fuckin vegetables in the USA anymore |
Josh D.
07.14.26 | Donald Trump gave me die of rea |
RVAHC13
07.14.26 | HE GOT DA D-I-R-E UH |
RVAHC13
07.14.26 | I’m stuck in the bathroom too but that’s cuz I had tandoori chicken for dinner |
AlkemestRedux
07.14.26 | Damn dude hope you feel better soon. I'm like 95% sure I had it last month and it sucked. Was shitting almost uncontrollably for a week then the runs for like another two after that. |
Josh D.
07.14.26 | Discomfort yesterday, toilet business started today, got an appt tomorrow. I fly across country in a month, so I need some Bactrim stat. |
combustion07
07.14.26 | JUST LET IT RIDE |
Emim
07.14.26 | Couldn't even tell if I did brother |
Josh D.
07.14.26 | Cramping last night felt like a small bowel obstruction. Sheesh. |
cylinder
07.14.26 | Sorry to hear that dude, that fucking sucks |
Josh D.
07.14.26 | I'll probably have to collect a stool sample for the doctor, so I'm gonna be playing with my poo poo at some point soon. I will live stream it for any interested parties for a reasonable fee. |
Hawks
07.14.26 | Damn. |
cylinder
07.15.26 | @Josh
Depends on what you consider reasonable |
AlkemestRedux
07.15.26 | lol how'd the poop sample go? I had to do one too and it was the ultimate humiliation ritual. |
Josh D.
07.15.26 | I went to a doc and he was immediately skeptical. I found it amusing because I never "get sick", so it would be a wild coincidence to have most of the symptoms after eating foods most associated with it (and a lot of them) during a bigger than usual outbreak, and have it be something else.
But the symptoms seem to have mostly subsided and I feel a bit better, so whatever. I actually collected the sample at work (gotta do what you gotta do), so needless to say I've had more dignified days. |