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TACO BELL RANKED

An ode to taco bell
11Weekend Nachos
Worthless

Crunchwrap Supreme

JK THESE THINGS absolutely SUCK OVERRATED TOMATO AND SOUR CREAM IN EVERY BITE STUPID FRISBEE I WANNA TOSS IT OUT MY DRIVER SIDE WINDOW INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC AND HIT SOME ASSCLOWN IN A FORD RAPTOR DRIVING DOWN US-12 KISS MY ASS MICHIGAN
10Extra Hot Sauce
Taco of Death

beefy 5 layer

Ol FAITHFUL sometimes it’s just beans but when you get that one bite of beef and cheese at the end like OHHHH and it squirts shit all over your work clothes like MMMMM arent you proud of me mom?
9No/Mas
Consume/Deny/Repent

stacker

VASTLY SUPERIOR TO THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA IN EVERYWAY and ITS ALSO FOLDED IN HALF plus they’re ONLY LIKE A DOLLAR SO I can foodfuck my face 200% harder for half the price
8Internal Rot
Grieving Birth

chalupa

DROP THE CHALUPA, seriously If I saw someone drop a chalupa on the sidewalk I’d still eat it because I’m a gross douchebag AND I LIKE TACO BELL
7Full of Hell
Rudiments of Mutilation

black bean quesorito

underrated
6Defecation
Purity Dilution

beefy crunch burrito

FRITOS SHOULD BE A STAPLE IN EVERY MEXICAN DISH SRSLY THE AZTECS WOULDVE SACRIFICED PEOPLE JUST TO BE ABLE TO EAT THIS
5The Fartz
Because This Fuckin' World Stinks...

spicy potato soft taco

IVE EATEN MORE OF THESE IN ONE WEEK THAN IVE EATEN SALADS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ITS ON THE VEGGIE MENU SO ITS HEALTHY, mmmmmm I love when they only put 3 cubes of potato in it, just leaves me room to eat more
4Pungent Stench
Been Caught Buttering

cheesy potato griller

THE EVOLVED FORM OF 5, seriously bring this back Taco Bell do you want me to cry Cuz I will
3Nausea (USA-NY)
Extinction

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

you want flour or corn tortilla? why not just have both, you get those kinds of options when you’re an AMERICAN, I would eat road kill if it tasted this good. I still might
2Sea of Shit
Sea Of Shit

grilled cheese burrito

ITS GOT EVERYTHING THAT EVERY OTHER TACO BELL BURITTO HAS BUT THIS TIME IT COMES with GRILL MARKS ON TOP FOR $2 EXTRA SIGN ME UP BITCH
1Descendents
Fat

grilled stuft burrito

here it is, the magnum opus, man’s true final invention, legend has it they slaughter an entire cow and feed it to the Taco Bell employee who then uses the special caulk cannon to inject a full pound of beef cheese and beef load into a tortilla before covering it in more cheese and smashing it with a panini press, be still my failing heart, They say one of these was used to feed over 3,000 displaced tropical storm victims last year probably, I’m gonna miss you most of all my beloved stank tank, my craptain, my KING
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