TACO BELL RANKED
An ode to taco bell |
| 11 |  | Weekend Nachos
Worthless
Crunchwrap Supreme
JK THESE THINGS absolutely SUCK OVERRATED TOMATO AND SOUR CREAM IN EVERY BITE STUPID FRISBEE I WANNA TOSS IT OUT MY DRIVER SIDE WINDOW INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC AND HIT SOME ASSCLOWN IN A FORD RAPTOR DRIVING DOWN US-12 KISS MY ASS MICHIGAN |
| 10 |  | Extra Hot Sauce
Taco of Death
beefy 5 layer
Ol FAITHFUL sometimes it’s just beans but when you get that one bite of beef and cheese at the end like OHHHH and it squirts shit all over your work clothes like MMMMM arent you proud of me mom? |
| 9 |  | No/Mas
Consume/Deny/Repent
stacker
VASTLY SUPERIOR TO THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA IN EVERYWAY and ITS ALSO FOLDED IN HALF plus they’re ONLY LIKE A DOLLAR SO I can foodfuck my face 200% harder for half the price |
| 8 |  | Internal Rot
Grieving Birth
chalupa
DROP THE CHALUPA, seriously If I saw someone drop a chalupa on the sidewalk I’d still eat it because I’m a gross douchebag AND I LIKE TACO BELL |
| 7 |  | Full of Hell
Rudiments of Mutilation
black bean quesorito
underrated |
| 6 |  | Defecation
Purity Dilution
beefy crunch burrito
FRITOS SHOULD BE A STAPLE IN EVERY MEXICAN DISH SRSLY THE AZTECS WOULDVE SACRIFICED PEOPLE JUST TO BE ABLE TO EAT THIS |
| 5 |  | The Fartz
Because This Fuckin' World Stinks...
spicy potato soft taco
IVE EATEN MORE OF THESE IN ONE WEEK THAN IVE EATEN SALADS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ITS ON THE VEGGIE MENU SO ITS HEALTHY, mmmmmm I love when they only put 3 cubes of potato in it, just leaves me room to eat more |
| 4 |  | Pungent Stench
Been Caught Buttering
cheesy potato griller
THE EVOLVED FORM OF 5, seriously bring this back Taco Bell do you want me to cry Cuz I will |
| 3 |  | Nausea (USA-NY)
Extinction
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
you want flour or corn tortilla? why not just have both, you get those kinds of options when you’re an AMERICAN, I would eat road kill if it tasted this good. I still might |
| 2 |  | Sea of Shit
Sea Of Shit
grilled cheese burrito
ITS GOT EVERYTHING THAT EVERY OTHER TACO BELL BURITTO HAS BUT THIS TIME IT COMES with GRILL MARKS ON TOP FOR $2 EXTRA SIGN ME UP BITCH |
| 1 |  | Descendents
Fat
grilled stuft burrito
here it is, the magnum opus, man’s true final invention, legend has it they slaughter an entire cow and feed it to the Taco Bell employee who then uses the special caulk cannon to inject a full pound of beef cheese and beef load into a tortilla before covering it in more cheese and smashing it with a panini press, be still my failing heart, They say one of these was used to feed over 3,000 displaced tropical storm victims last year probably, I’m gonna miss you most of all my beloved stank tank, my craptain, my KING |
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