Top 10 albums according to Cookie Monster
So I had a pretty good weekend. I went to the woods with a plate of cookies and a basket.
Put down the plate of cookies, and waited in a tree above the plate with my basket.
Before long Cookie Monster came to snatch the cookies.
I quickly trapped him in the basket and told him i would only let him out if he would tell me his top 10 music albums.
So hereby top 10 best albums according to Cookie Monster. |
| 10 |  | Falling in Reverse
Popular Monster
"Title very relatable. Me also popular monster. Though me less 'metalcore' and more 'flour-core'." |
| 9 |  | Elizabeth Cook
Welder
"She have 'Cook' in name. Me hope she weld giant oven for giant batch of chocolate chip." |
| 8 |  | The Kooks
Inside In/Inside Out
"Me like this band. They sound like they belong in kitchen. Music is very 'pop'-y, like sound of vacuum sealer on fresh bag of Snickerdoodles. Me give it five stars and three crumbs!" |
| 7 |  | The Cookies
The Complete Cookies
"Girl group from the 60s. They sing 'Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Baby.' Me baby is a double-chocolate-chip cookie. Me never say anything bad about him. Never!" |
| 6 |  | 1990s
Cookies
"This band from Scotland know what is good. Their whole debut album just called 'Cookies.' Me heard they recorded it in the fall... perfect time for warm baked goods!" |
| 5 |  | Cake
Fashion Nugget
"Cake is just cookie that not try hard enough to be crunchy, but me still eat it." |
| 4 |  | The Breeders
Pod
"Name sound like people who make more cookies." |
| 3 |  | J Dilla
Donuts
"Me relate to J Dilla because he a 'producer.' That just fancy word for someone who mix ingredients together until they taste... er, sound... delicious. Also, the songs are very short. Just like cookie! You have one, it gone in sixty seconds, then you want another one immediately." |
| 2 |  | A.G. Cook
Apple
"Me confused. Name say Cook, but album say Apple. Healthy? Maybe... but beat is very crunchy. Me like." |
| 1 |  | TV on the Radio
Return to Cookie Mountain
"Me not know where this mountain is, but me want to live there. Me hope trees are made of chocolate chunks and grass is green frosting. Sound very 'indie,' which must be short for 'In Da Ingredient-jar'." |
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