bach: An Original Poem + Recent Digs

bach 01.25.26	"Stephen King, You Pussy." Stephen King, you pussy You said you hated Black Sabbath You wrote "The Langoliers" Stephen King You star in your own movies. Get a life!
unclereich 01.25.26	LMAO
arthropod 01.25.26	I read two his books and yer poem tops both
bach 01.25.26	he broke up the green mile into 6 different books. total loser!
unclereich 01.25.26	list has no business going this hard tbh
bach 01.25.26	heres another one "Tim Burton, You Anemic Nerd" Tim Burton, You Anemic Nerd You put Johnny Depp in 8 of your movies Please stop drawing everyone like that Stop putting your ex wife in all of your goth movies Tim Burton Please Tim hear my plea Dont Re-imagine another movie
Hawks 01.25.26	LMAO [2]
unclereich 01.25.26	reads like Chatterton
LouBreed 01.25.26	I thought Bach was supposed to write music, not poetry. These poems are based on facts though
brickhed 01.25.26	the anticipation with the wildly inconsistent digs to the payoff is great I just know stephen king is overrated and wrote a child orgy scene "for the plot"
bach 01.25.26	tim burton will stop making pre-existing movies worse when stephen king stops staring in his own movies
bach 01.26.26	why dont posts like this ever trend??
brickhed 01.26.26	because music websites are ultra uptight and users risk a heart attack if any humor is there
bach 01.26.26	https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DR5L8JDBu/
bach 01.26.26	Oh yeah recs welcome. really been listening to a lot of metalcore, brutal dm, and psychedelia but anything is welcome
cylinder 01.26.26	dope list and funny poems lol some bdm recs (lmk if you've heard any already): Delusional Parasitosis/Ecchymosis/Dissevered/Bleeding - Scaphism 4-Way Split Infibulated - Diabolical Euphoric Subjugation Insalubrity - Salacious Putrescent Psychopathy Dyskinesia - Micturating Deposits... Mnemonic Wetbrain Syndrome - s/t
MTObsidian 01.26.26	I got whiplash just from looking through the albums on this list lol. What in the hell are some of these bands? "Blasted Pancreas" did make me lol
bach 01.26.26	which ones are you curious about MTO?
bach 01.26.26	thank you cylinder ill check those. Only band I've heard of there is ecchymosis but I definitely haven't heard that split
MTObsidian 01.27.26	Mostly it's the grind bands that make me chuckle. I'm not much of a grind fan but the outlandishly disturbing creativity that some of these bands portray is sometimes so ridiculous and funny to me.
cylinder 01.27.26	@bach sweet lmk your thoughts/if you want any more
bach 01.28.26	@cylinder Checking infibulated rn this shit is relentless. Have you ever heard Excoriation? Reminds me an lot of them. Think im gonna check the 4way split next thanks brother