bach
01.25.26 | "Stephen King, You Pussy."
Stephen King, you pussy
You said you hated Black Sabbath
You wrote "The Langoliers"
Stephen King
You star in your own movies.
Get a life!
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unclereich
01.25.26 | LMAO |
arthropod
01.25.26 | I read two his books and yer poem tops both |
bach
01.25.26 | he broke up the green mile into 6 different books. total loser! |
unclereich
01.25.26 | list has no business going this hard tbh |
bach
01.25.26 | heres another one
"Tim Burton, You Anemic Nerd"
Tim Burton, You Anemic Nerd
You put Johnny Depp in 8 of your movies
Please stop drawing everyone like that
Stop putting your ex wife in all of your goth movies
Tim Burton
Please Tim hear my plea
Dont Re-imagine another movie |
Hawks
01.25.26 | LMAO [2] |
unclereich
01.25.26 | reads like Chatterton |
LouBreed
01.25.26 | I thought Bach was supposed to write music, not poetry. These poems are based on facts though |
brickhed
01.25.26 | the anticipation with the wildly inconsistent digs to the payoff is great
I just know stephen king is overrated and wrote a child orgy scene "for the plot" |
bach
01.25.26 | tim burton will stop making pre-existing movies worse when stephen king stops staring in his own movies |
bach
01.26.26 | why dont posts like this ever trend?? |
brickhed
01.26.26 | because music websites are ultra uptight and users risk a heart attack if any humor is there |
bach
01.26.26 | https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DR5L8JDBu/ |
bach
01.26.26 | Oh yeah recs welcome. really been listening to a lot of metalcore, brutal dm, and psychedelia but anything is welcome |
cylinder
01.26.26 | dope list and funny poems lol
some bdm recs (lmk if you've heard any already):
Delusional Parasitosis/Ecchymosis/Dissevered/Bleeding - Scaphism 4-Way Split
Infibulated - Diabolical Euphoric Subjugation
Insalubrity - Salacious Putrescent Psychopathy
Dyskinesia - Micturating Deposits...
Mnemonic Wetbrain Syndrome - s/t
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MTObsidian
01.26.26 | I got whiplash just from looking through the albums on this list lol. What in the hell are some of these bands? "Blasted Pancreas" did make me lol |
bach
01.26.26 | which ones are you curious about MTO? |
bach
01.26.26 | thank you cylinder ill check those. Only band I've heard of there is ecchymosis but I definitely haven't heard that split |
MTObsidian
01.27.26 | Mostly it's the grind bands that make me chuckle. I'm not much of a grind fan but the outlandishly disturbing creativity that some of these bands portray is sometimes so ridiculous and funny to me. |
cylinder
01.27.26 | @bach
sweet
lmk your thoughts/if you want any more |
bach
01.28.26 | @cylinder
Checking infibulated rn this shit is relentless. Have you ever heard Excoriation? Reminds me an lot of them. Think im gonna check the 4way split next thanks brother |