budgie
05.01.25 | EGGY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY |
evilford
05.01.25 | Why eggy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 |
Trifolium
05.01.25 | Look at that colour scheme 💚💖🌈 |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.25 | that’s how you know he’s into you |
budgie
05.01.25 | blue is da color of SADNESS trif SADNESS. dont CELEBRATE!!! are you CELEBRATING MY SADNESS!!!!!!!! |
twlight
05.01.25 | Who cares who hates you on sput.web
The more that hate you the better you’re doing
And thanks for reminding me I need to jam 9 asap |
budgie
05.01.25 | nice dude. the track "wish" off it is the weirdest sort of comfort track in this bizarre liminal uncanny valley nostalgia way i put it on in the car sometimes and just trip the fuck out
also jam 6 only 3 ratings jesus christ |
evilford
05.01.25 | HEHATEME |
budgie
05.01.25 | i ate so much good food today omgggggg gonna sleep like babby |
twlight
05.01.25 | Oh dude there are so many songs off Kenotic that are this snowy field comfort vibe. It’s unmatched. And glad to hear you ate well bro. Sleep well and tomorrow will be great |
Trifolium
05.01.25 | It was Vietnamese, wasn't it budgiiiee? |
twlight
05.01.25 | Pho for life bro. God there is this spot by my house that is straight fire |
ToSmokMuzyki
05.01.25 | was about to go into rage mode but then i saw it was just a wedgie |
twlight
05.01.25 | Dude I pissed on myself, while shitting today. Piss hit the leg. Ya know |
Dedes
05.01.25 | I hate when the spray back gets ur pants man
Nothing more troublesome than being a powerful pisser |
gabba
05.01.25 | The trick is to do it as frequently as possible, you can minimize the chance of accidents if you piss >10 times per day. All you need is super-kidneys. Also, 3 rules and title is a metaphor for nocturia. |
budgie
05.01.25 | LOL |
budgie
05.01.25 | ye i think 3 is my fav album of all time. that or departure songs or TWDY s/t idk man |
TheSonomaDude
05.01.25 | egarran is like top 5 users, dude always checks on my mental health when some of yall wish me death threats |
pizzamachine
05.01.25 | U only have one life y spend it hateing??? |
budgie
05.01.25 | HALF MY POSTS ON THIS SITE ARE ME SAYING EGYGY ILOVE UUUUUUUU |
Egarran
05.01.25 | Ahh *yawn* I'm awake now!
It was disappointing that you didn't continue our conversation is smoks' ham thread. I was making some important points that could have illuminated this subject for you - namely your serious schizophrenia and manic-depressive episodes. |
budgie
05.01.25 | uuiiuuuuuu caaaaaant diagnoooooooooose meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee IMMMMM AAAAAA BIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
Egarran
05.01.25 | Ah yes, today's budgie is what I like to call 'The Paroxysmal Warbler'. |
arthropod
05.01.25 | Some of my birds defecate onto their own eggs, mental avians are real. |
budgie
05.01.25 | humans poop on their babies TOOOO |
Dedes
05.01.25 | That's not how you're supposed to raise your children budgie
Take Frederik to the bath now!! |
MTObsidian
05.01.25 | I don't care about anything that's happening to budgie but anytime I see Alcest's "Shelter" mentioned it makes me happy. So thanks for bringing me happiness, budgie. |
osmark86
05.01.25 | Budgie's mind should probably be studied. For precautionary reasons. The knowledge might be invaluable. |
osmark86
05.01.25 | Eg is conducting important academic work. |
arthropod
05.01.25 | It just crossed my mind that birds don't have human rights. |
budgie
05.01.25 | ur face doesnt have human rights |
ToSmokMuzyki
05.01.25 | wtf bungie u never told me u were prgnannt |
budgie
05.01.25 | *pops on babies im not preganant i had babbles |
ArsMoriendi
05.01.25 | Is this the new casual convo thread |
Demon of the Fall
05.01.25 | my Ars is it
> that way |
rabidfish
05.01.25 | >he hate me
i need that T-shirt |
ArsMoriendi
05.01.25 | If name changes were still allowed, I'd ask Egarran to rename himself to Eggy and if we could change profile pictures, I'd say he should change his profile picture to his egg preparation of choice
is that scrambled? or sunny side up, maybe deviled even? or something wild like bulls eye egg toast
have you guys had bulls eye egg toast? |
Egarran
05.01.25 | I would totally do that. |
ArsMoriendi
05.01.25 | What's your favorite way to prepare eggs (where eggs are still the central ingredient, so no like cake or french toast or something) |
CaliggyJack
05.01.25 | I hate eggs but my dog loves when I make em sunny side up for him. |
Egarran
05.01.25 | "omelet(n.)
also omelette, in cookery a "dish based on eggs beaten lightly and browned in a pan," sometimes with additional ingredients, 1610s, from French omelette (16c.), a metathesis of alemette (14c.), an alteration of alemele "omelet," literally "blade (of a knife or sword)," which is probably a misdivision of la lemelle (mistaken as l'alemelle), from Latin lamella "thin, small plate," diminutive of lamina "plate, layer" (see laminate). The food so called from its flat shape."
Riiight. |
arthropod
05.01.25 | Scrambled, with fruit jam.
EDIT: this wasn't a serious answer, idk how anyone is able to ingest such abominations
EDIT 2: I'm nearing the 666 comments mark, must do the number justice and type some offensive shit. I'm open for suggestions. |
budgie
05.01.25 | scrambled in butter then dressed with parmesan and tapatio |
Egarran
05.02.25 | Today's budgie is interesting. He likes to just comment with his name, much like a parrot who has lived for years in isolation. |
PostmanPat
05.02.25 | Pee. Also, poo. |
Demon of the Fall
05.02.25 | "I'd ask Egarran to rename himself to Eggy"
agreed
I'd just be "Demo" - people would still know it was me, yet I'd be shedding the embarrassingly unsuitable connotations |
budgie
05.02.25 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fsHlOarp7A |
Dedes
05.02.25 | I will never let you shed those connotations
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