budgie: egarran is a evil meanie

budgie 05.01.25	EGGY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
evilford 05.01.25	Why eggy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Trifolium 05.01.25	Look at that colour scheme 💚💖🌈
Demon of the Fall 05.01.25	that’s how you know he’s into you
budgie 05.01.25	blue is da color of SADNESS trif SADNESS. dont CELEBRATE!!! are you CELEBRATING MY SADNESS!!!!!!!!
twlight 05.01.25	Who cares who hates you on sput.web The more that hate you the better you’re doing And thanks for reminding me I need to jam 9 asap
budgie 05.01.25	nice dude. the track "wish" off it is the weirdest sort of comfort track in this bizarre liminal uncanny valley nostalgia way i put it on in the car sometimes and just trip the fuck out also jam 6 only 3 ratings jesus christ
evilford 05.01.25	HEHATEME
budgie 05.01.25	i ate so much good food today omgggggg gonna sleep like babby
twlight 05.01.25	Oh dude there are so many songs off Kenotic that are this snowy field comfort vibe. It’s unmatched. And glad to hear you ate well bro. Sleep well and tomorrow will be great
Trifolium 05.01.25	It was Vietnamese, wasn't it budgiiiee?
twlight 05.01.25	Pho for life bro. God there is this spot by my house that is straight fire
ToSmokMuzyki 05.01.25	was about to go into rage mode but then i saw it was just a wedgie
twlight 05.01.25	Dude I pissed on myself, while shitting today. Piss hit the leg. Ya know
Dedes 05.01.25	I hate when the spray back gets ur pants man Nothing more troublesome than being a powerful pisser
gabba 05.01.25	The trick is to do it as frequently as possible, you can minimize the chance of accidents if you piss >10 times per day. All you need is super-kidneys. Also, 3 rules and title is a metaphor for nocturia.
budgie 05.01.25	LOL
budgie 05.01.25	ye i think 3 is my fav album of all time. that or departure songs or TWDY s/t idk man
TheSonomaDude 05.01.25	egarran is like top 5 users, dude always checks on my mental health when some of yall wish me death threats
pizzamachine 05.01.25	U only have one life y spend it hateing???
budgie 05.01.25	HALF MY POSTS ON THIS SITE ARE ME SAYING EGYGY ILOVE UUUUUUUU
Egarran 05.01.25	Ahh yawn I'm awake now! It was disappointing that you didn't continue our conversation is smoks' ham thread. I was making some important points that could have illuminated this subject for you - namely your serious schizophrenia and manic-depressive episodes.
budgie 05.01.25	uuiiuuuuuu caaaaaant diagnoooooooooose meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee IMMMMM AAAAAA BIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Egarran 05.01.25	Ah yes, today's budgie is what I like to call 'The Paroxysmal Warbler'.
arthropod 05.01.25	Some of my birds defecate onto their own eggs, mental avians are real.
budgie 05.01.25	humans poop on their babies TOOOO
Dedes 05.01.25	That's not how you're supposed to raise your children budgie Take Frederik to the bath now!!
MTObsidian 05.01.25	I don't care about anything that's happening to budgie but anytime I see Alcest's "Shelter" mentioned it makes me happy. So thanks for bringing me happiness, budgie.
osmark86 05.01.25	Budgie's mind should probably be studied. For precautionary reasons. The knowledge might be invaluable.
osmark86 05.01.25	Eg is conducting important academic work.
arthropod 05.01.25	It just crossed my mind that birds don't have human rights.
budgie 05.01.25	ur face doesnt have human rights
ToSmokMuzyki 05.01.25	wtf bungie u never told me u were prgnannt
budgie 05.01.25	*pops on babies im not preganant i had babbles
ArsMoriendi 05.01.25	Is this the new casual convo thread
Demon of the Fall 05.01.25	my Ars is it > that way
rabidfish 05.01.25	>he hate me i need that T-shirt
ArsMoriendi 05.01.25	If name changes were still allowed, I'd ask Egarran to rename himself to Eggy and if we could change profile pictures, I'd say he should change his profile picture to his egg preparation of choice is that scrambled? or sunny side up, maybe deviled even? or something wild like bulls eye egg toast have you guys had bulls eye egg toast?
Egarran 05.01.25	I would totally do that.
ArsMoriendi 05.01.25	What's your favorite way to prepare eggs (where eggs are still the central ingredient, so no like cake or french toast or something)
CaliggyJack 05.01.25	I hate eggs but my dog loves when I make em sunny side up for him.
Egarran 05.01.25	"omelet(n.) also omelette, in cookery a "dish based on eggs beaten lightly and browned in a pan," sometimes with additional ingredients, 1610s, from French omelette (16c.), a metathesis of alemette (14c.), an alteration of alemele "omelet," literally "blade (of a knife or sword)," which is probably a misdivision of la lemelle (mistaken as l'alemelle), from Latin lamella "thin, small plate," diminutive of lamina "plate, layer" (see laminate). The food so called from its flat shape." Riiight.
arthropod 05.01.25	Scrambled, with fruit jam. EDIT: this wasn't a serious answer, idk how anyone is able to ingest such abominations EDIT 2: I'm nearing the 666 comments mark, must do the number justice and type some offensive shit. I'm open for suggestions.
budgie 05.01.25	scrambled in butter then dressed with parmesan and tapatio
Egarran 05.02.25	Today's budgie is interesting. He likes to just comment with his name, much like a parrot who has lived for years in isolation.
PostmanPat 05.02.25	Pee. Also, poo.
Demon of the Fall 05.02.25	"I'd ask Egarran to rename himself to Eggy" agreed I'd just be "Demo" - people would still know it was me, yet I'd be shedding the embarrassingly unsuitable connotations
budgie 05.02.25	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fsHlOarp7A
Dedes 05.02.25	I will never let you shed those connotations