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11.29.24 Pie Charts 2024 11.17.24 The Cure Discography Run
11.29.23 Pie Charts 2023 11.20.23 I'm Just Folking With You (Part I: 1937
01.22.23 What's Your WORST Review? 12.01.22 Pie Charts 2022
12.07.21 Albums With Fewer Than 15 Ratings V | U12.01.21 Pie Charts 2021
11.21.21 Unknown Post-Punk #708.05.21 I Just Wanna Jangle and Twee
05.25.21 Reviews That Mention COVID-19 03.09.21 Unknown Post-Punk #6
12.01.20 Pie Charts 2020 10.08.20 R.I.P. Papa Universe
06.10.20 Popular(?) Artists I Haven't Heard A Fu04.14.20 Albums With Fewer Than 15 Ratings IV |
04.02.20 Unknown Post-Punk #5 01.29.20 Can any of you upload album art to albu
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Pie Charts 2024

2024? Get it out the door! Fuck you: more gimmicks!
1Guiding Light
Guiding Light


SandwichBubble | 22019 ratings | ↑ 193 ratings since 2023

Post Punk: 23% (→)
Experimental: 16% (↓ 1%)
Punk: 14% (↑ 1%)
Psychedelic: 13% (↑ 1%)
Folk: 11% (→)
Indie Rock: 10% (→)
Noise Rock: 10% (→)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Flashlights-Rechargeable-Flashlight-Waterproof-Emergencies/dp/B0C7LB1SHT
A flashlight, so you can go find where all your free time went, idiot.
2Defeated Sanity
Chronicles of Lunacy


NexCeleris | 3715 ratings

Death Metal: 53%
Progressive Metal: 16%
Black Metal: 7%
Grind: 7%
Doom Metal: 5%
Hardcore: 4%
Metalcore: 4%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Death-Magnetic-Coffin-Box-Metallica/dp/B001BYBAXK
Mom heard you liked "metal."
3Cicada the Burrower
Blight Witch Regalia


Bedex | 2032 ratings | ↑ 336 ratings since 2021

Ambient: 18% (→)
Classical: 18% (↑ 3%)
Experimental: 17% (↓ 4%)
Jazz: 13% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 11% (↓ 1%)
Black Metal: 11% (→)
Hip-Hop: 9% (🆕)

Gone:
Drone: (formerly 9%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/MUSICOZY-Headphones-Bluetooth-Wireless-Sleeping/dp/B0BB79ZJVX
Let the sweet, soothing sounds of ambient lull you to sleep with this Bluetooth sleep mask.
4One Step Closer
All You Embrace


Futures | 870 ratings

Metalcore: 24%
Emo: 14%
Alternative Rock: 13%
Death Metal: 13%
Progressive Metal: 11%
Indie Rock: 11%
Post Hardcore: 11%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Post-Hardcore-Sticker-Stickers-Survive-Dispute/dp/B0DDG6NVW5
A set of generic post-hardcore stickers... At least it wasn't Big Bang Theory socks.
5Better Lovers
Highly Irresponsible


Valzentia | 2232 ratings

Alternative Rock: 16%
Metalcore: 16%
Pop Punk: 15%
Electronic: 14%
Punk: 13%
Pop: 13%
Post Hardcore: 10%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Korg-DJ-Effects-Sampler-KAOSSREPLAY/dp/B0CMTDNJD6
Your strangely well-off uncle heard you make "that electronic music stuff," and got you... this? I'm sure you'll find a use for it. Or just let it collect dust in the closet.
6The Cure
Songs of a Lost World


gabba | 2996 ratings

Post Punk: 34%
Indie Rock: 12%
Electronic: 11%
Noise Rock: 10%
Experimental: 10%
Gothic: 10%
Psychedelic: 9%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/No-Wave-Post-Punk-Underground-1976-1980/dp/0810995433
Your friend regifted you the library copy they stole a few years ago and never read. Is this a sign?
7Skee Mask
Resort


jrlikestodance | 2247 ratings

Hip-Hop: 21%
Hardcore: 20%
Metalcore: 12%
Techno: 12%
Electronic: 11%
Death Metal: 11%
House: 10%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/176695620153
Be the hip-hop oldhead you were always meant to be with the King of the Boomboxes on your shoulder.
8Bongripper
Empty


Trundle | 2637 ratings | ↑ 438 ratings since 2023

Stoner Rock: 17% (↑ 1%)
Hip Hop: 16% (→)
Post Punk: 15% (→)
Death Metal: 14% (↑ 1%)
Psychedelic: 13% (↓ 1%)
Gothic: 11% (↓ 2%)
Doom Metal: 10% (🆕)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 10%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://gosensi.com/rick-and-morty-ricks-dimensional-bong-glass-bongs-49853
Don't act like this Rick and Morty bong isn't calling to you, man.
9Nala Sinephro
Endlessness


JohnnyoftheWell | 4749 ratings | ↑ 705 ratings since 2023

Experimental: 19% (↓ 4%)
Ambient: 15% (↑ 4%)
Jazz: 15% (🆕)
Noise Rock: 13% (↑ 2%)
Post Hardcore: 12% (→)
Folk: 11% (🆕)
Indie Rock: 11% (↓ 2%)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 16%)
Pop: (formerly 11%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/183789978073
You'll be the hippest cat on the street with these shades. Miles Davis would be proud.
10Tantric Bile
Unbidden


brainmelter | 7127 ratings | ↑ 394 ratings since 2023

Death Metal: 25% (↑ 1%)
Black Metal: 20% (↓ 1%)
Experimental: 20% (↑ 1%)
Jazz: 10% (↓ 1%)
Emo: 9% (↑ 1%)
Ambient: 7% (🆕)
Folk: 7% (→)

Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 6%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Fujifilm-Quicksnap-Flash-Single-Use-Camera/dp/B00012YIA0
To help you find whatever that thing is in your profile pic: the cheapest cameras money can buy!
11Uniform
American Standard


someone | 4293 ratings | ↑ 1512 ratings since 2023

Post Punk: 15% (→)
Experimental: 15% (→)
Electronic: 14% (↓ 2%)
Indie Rock: 14% (↓ 1%)
Folk: 14% (↑ 2%)
Jazz: 12% (→)
Indie Pop: 12% (→)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Dress-Up-America-Officer-Costume/dp/B001BPWJ7U
...I think someone overheard you talking about "uniform" and thought they'd help you out.
12Fallujah
The Flesh Prevails (Remixed & Remastered)


Dedes | 2489 ratings | ↑ 768 ratings since 2021

Black Metal: 22% (↓ 1%)
Death Metal: 20% (↓ 2%)
Progressive Metal: 14% (↑ 1%)
Metalcore: 12% (↑ 1%)
Hardcore: 10% (↑ 1%)
Melodic Death Metal: 9% (→)
Doom Metal: 9% (→)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/CanvasWis-Printed-Perfect-Keepsakes-Friends/dp/B0CVXRR1R3
The perfect gift of that cosmic butthole enjoyer in your life.
13Eminem
The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce)


Vercetti | 914 ratings | ↑ 224 ratings since 2023

Hip-Hop: 30% (↓ 1%)
Nu-metal: 24% (↓ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 11% (↑ 3%)
Thrash Metal: 8% (→)
Electronic: 8% (🆕)
Metal: 8% (↓ 5%)
Heavy Metal: 8% (→)

Gone:
Hard Rock: (formerly 6%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Generic-Short-Sleeve-Vintage-T-Shirt-Xx-Large/dp/B0D5QR37XR
Be the envy(?) of all your friends with this stylin' Limp Bizkit tee. Keep rollin'!
14Ulcerate
Cutting the Throat of God


Cygnatti | 4936 ratings | ↑ 209 ratings since 2023

Experimental: 33% (↑ 1%)
Ambient: 15% (→)
Electronic: 11% (↓ 1%)
Folk: 10% (→)
Classical: 10% (→)
Post Punk: 9% (↓ 1%)
Pop: 9% (🆕)

Gone:
Jazz: (formerly 9%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/1001-Albums-Must-Hear-Before/dp/0789313715
You ever read of this classic piece of literature? In case you needed some ideas.
15fantasy of a broken heart
Feats of Engineering


ArsMoriendi | 1213 ratings | ↑ 73 ratings since 2023

Psychedelic: 27% (↑ 2%)
Experimental: 15% (→)
Noise Rock: 13% (→)
Funk: 13% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 11% (↓ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 10% (🆕)
Indie Rock: 10% (↓ 1%)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 10%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Psychedelic-Water-Blackberry-Enhancing-Relaxation/dp/B0CM4313KX
What makes it psychedelic water? I have no idea, but it's only got 1g of sugar!
16State Faults
Children of the Moon


Hawks | 5794 ratings | ↑ 2087 ratings since 2019

Black Metal: 34% (↓ 1%)
Death Metal: 21% (↑ 1%)
Hip-Hop: 12% (↓ 1%)
Doom Metal: 9% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 8% (→)
Ambient: 7% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 6% (→)

Gone:
Melodic Death Metal: (formerly 4%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/156476917738
It's got your name written on it, man.
17Wasted Space
Anyway, Anyway, Anyway


SlothcoreSam | 14160 ratings | ↑ 1313 ratings since 2023

Punk: 40% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 18% (→)
Emo: 10% (↑ 1%)
Post Punk: 8% (↓ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 7% (→)
Noise Rock: 7% (→)
Hip Hop: 6% (↓ 1%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Moco-Gorila-Squizz-3-pack-Bottle/dp/B08LR3BVZ5
Some hair styling gel, to really get you looking like a late-70s punk rocker stereotype you'd see on a sitcom.
18Casey
How to Disappear


efp123 | 621 ratings

Post Rock: 22%
Emo: 16%
Ambient: 15%
Post Hardcore: 12%
Metalcore: 11%
Hardcore: 11%
Death Metal: 9%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/AOL-7-0-CD-FASTER-UNOPENED/dp/B014MMFH3G
Holy shit, 1000 free hours of America Online! You'll be surfing the world wide web for days with this puppy.
19Ice Cube
Man Down


Storm In A Teacup | 3149 ratings | ↑ 149 ratings since 2023

Hip-Hop: 21% (→)
Alternative Rock: 21% (↑ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 20% (→)
Metalcore: 10% (→)
Pop: 8% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 8% (↓ 1%)
Emo: 8% (↑ 1%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Are-There-Yet-Aleisha-Allen/dp/B000MGTQ70
Today was a good day. Because you found out you're getting the 2005 family-comedy-road-trip classic Are We There Yet? on DVD for Christmas.
20Boundaries
Death is Little More


AnimalForce1 | 172 ratings

Metalcore: 27%
Progressive Rock: 15%
Post Hardcore: 15%
Hard Rock: 14%
Alternative Rock: 13%
Hardcore: 7%
Rock: 6%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/wall26-Jacques-Louis-Canvas-Painting-Reproduction/dp/B01EQSP9M0
Your creepy grandpa stalked your sputnikmusic.com account for your newest 5.0! Put this stunning conversation piece up on your wall.
21Grace Cummings
Ramona


Butkuiss | 3126 ratings | ↑ 592 ratings since 2023

Hip-Hop: 18% (↓ 2%)
Jazz: 16% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 14% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 13% (→)
Rock: 12% (🆕)
Hardcore: 12% (→)
Funk: 11% (↓ 2%)

Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 12%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/167005167248
Who am I kidding, you probably have an entire shelf of these things.
22Defeated Sanity
Chronicles of Lunacy


evilford | 3050 ratings | ↑ 177 ratings since 2023

Death Metal: 38% (↑ 2%)
Doom Metal: 12% (↑ 1%)
Sludge Metal: 11% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 11% (→)
Thrash Metal: 11% (→)
Black Metal: 7% (→)
Hip-Hop: 6% (↓ 1%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/YGMONER-Roof-Decoration-Bumper-Stickers/dp/B07PB5943P
A car decoration! You get it? Like an evil Ford? Oh, doesn't Christmas bring out the kidder in us all? No refunds.
23Frail Body
Artificial Bouquet


anode | 122 ratings

Ambient: 18%
Post Punk: 18%
Metal: 15%
Industrial: 12%
Sludge Metal: 12%
Experimental: 12%
Electronic: 12%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Division-Shirt-Classic-Closer-Official/dp/B08XNL7FVK
Since you probably own the Unknown Pleasures t-shirt already, here's the other album on a shirt to complete the set. Consider your expectations subverted.
24Beth Gibbons
Lives Outgrown


Pangea | 1848 ratings | ↑ 93 ratings since 2023

Folk: 18% (↑ 2%)
Indie Rock: 17% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 15% (↓ 4%)
Ambient: 12% (→)
Black Metal: 12% (→)
Alternative Rock: 11% (🆕)
Post Rock: 11% (↑ 1%)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 11%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Continental-Drift-Evolution-Origins-Future/dp/1499806345
A little something to remember your roots. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than one of those ancestry kits, that's for sure.
25The Names of our Friends
Should We Know Better Than To Wonder?


Uzumaki | 5512 ratings | ↑ 794 ratings since 2023

Metalcore: 24% (↓ 2%)
Hardcore: 21% (↑ 1%)
Death Metal: 15% (↑ 2%)
Post Hardcore: 11% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 10% (↓ 1%)
Emo: 8% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 7% (↓ 1%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/HOW-REMEMBER-PEOPLES-NAMES-REMEMBERING/dp/B08N1H3PT4
Dad's noticed you've been forgetting recently.
26Nala Sinephro
Endlessness


Demon of the Fall | 3448 ratings | ↑ 428 ratings since 2023

Experimental: 22% (↑ 2%)
Death Metal: 19% (↑ 2%)
Jazz: 13% (🆕)
Progressive Metal: 12% (↓ 2%)
Post Rock: 12% (↑ 1%)
Noise Rock: 10% (↑ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 9% (↓ 1%)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 15%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Melissa-Doug-Abacus-Educational-Counting/dp/B00005BVRQ
An abacus, since you forgot your mission from last year. You're only allowed to have 423 ratings a year, buster.
27Monolake
Studio


Trifolium | 3127 ratings | ↑ 145 ratings since 2023

Techno: 20% (↑ 2%)
Jazz: 17% (→)
Electronic: 15% (↓ 4%)
Black Metal: 15% (→)
Ambient: 10% (↑ 1%)
Folk: 10% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 10% (→)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Darkrock-Matrix-Cotton-Reeves-Cosplay/dp/B087CB19ML
Whenever you're really missing the Y2K years, just whip this on and pretend you're standing in line to see Matrix opening night with your CD walkman in your pocket.
28Saidan
Visual Kill: The Blossoming of Psychotic Depravity


Zac124 | 1641 ratings | ↑ 375 ratings since 2023

Melodic Death Metal: 23% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 20% (↑ 1%)
Metalcore: 15% (↓ 2%)
Death Metal: 12% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 10% (→)
Black Metal: 9% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 8% (🆕)

Gone:
Metal: (formerly 7%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Donkey-Konga-Bongos-Renewed-Nintendo-GameCube/dp/B0CLQXMXF6
Donkey Konga! Bang on those cheap plastic bongos and annoy your parents all Christmas!*
*Gamecube Not Included
29Perry Blake
Death Of A Society Girl


DoofDoof | 10256 ratings | ↑ 6662 ratings since 2023

Folk: 23% (↓ 1%)
Indie Rock: 16% (↑ 3%)
Experimental: 13% (↓ 1%)
Post Punk: 12% (🆕)
Country: 12% (→)
Psychedelic: 10% (→)
Ambient: 10% (↓ 1%)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 12%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/LERICG-Reversible-Decorative-Pillowcases-Black/dp/B0DB8XLDLJ
Hope you weren't planning on bringing company over anytime soon! Because when they see this on your couch, they're outta there!
30Blood Incantation
Absolute Elsewhere


Gnocchi | 3721 ratings | ↑ 146 ratings since 2022

Black Metal: 29% (↑ 1%)
Death Metal: 24% (→)
Progressive Metal: 14% (→)
Doom Metal: 12% (→)
Folk: 7% (→)
Post Metal: 6% (↓ 1%)
Sludge Metal: 5% (🆕)

Gone:
Metal: (formerly 4%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Rainbow-Vintage-Love-Metalhead-T-Shirt/dp/B08HM4KS77
The perfect gift for the Sunbather fan in your life (no shade).
31Chat Pile
Cool World


kkarron | 1229 ratings | ↑ 121 ratings since 2023

Noise Rock: 21% (↑ 4%)
Industrial: 19% (↓ 1%)
Thrash Metal: 12% (→)
Punk: 12% (→)
Experimental: 12% (↓ 2%)
Post Punk: 11% (🆕)
Post Hardcore: 9% (↓ 2%)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 10%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Journeyman-Electrician-Exam-Prep-Date/dp/B0CXN282HD
Seems like you've been slacking on your electronic studying. If you're gonna be an electrician one day, you better get cramming!
32Charlie Grey and Joseph Peach
A Breaking Sky


Elynna | 1229 ratings

Folk: 39%
Black Metal: 14%
Neofolk: 9%
Death Metal: 9%
Doom Metal: 9%
Progressive Metal: 8%
Classical: 8%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Funko-Pop-NBA-Bucks-Jayson/dp/B09Q94JKJB
I heard you liked Celtic stuff, so here's a Jayson Tatum Funko Pop! Oh, wait, you meant like Celtic music? Shit. Oh well, enjoy!
33Bloom Dream
It Didn’t Have To Be This Way


AsleepInTheBack | 2653 ratings | ↑ 442 ratings since 2023

Experimental: 20% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 15% (↓ 3%)
Jazz: 13% (🆕)
Hip-Hop: 13% (↑ 1%)
Hardcore: 12% (↓ 2%)
Ambient: 11% (🆕)
Psychedelic: 11% (↓ 2%)

Gone:
Emo: (formerly 12%)
Indie Rock: (formerly 11%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Its-That-Youre-Not-Understand/dp/1622039076
For when spuntik inevitably goes down for the final time, this book will help you through the grief. We'll always have the memories...
34Alora Crucible
Oak Lace Apparition


Icebloom | 970 ratings | ↑ 113 ratings since 2023

Indie Rock: 27% (↓ 3%)
Folk: 14% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 13% (↑ 1%)
Post Rock: 12% (↑ 2%)
Post Punk: 11% (↓ 1%)
Indie Folk: 9% (🆕)
Dream Pop: 10% (↓ 1%)

Gone:
Indie Pop: (formerly 9%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://fireworks.com/products/assortments/ground-assortments/mystical-knight-fountain-asst-1-tray
It's true: there WILL be fireworks this New Year's Eve. And you'll have Santa to thank!
35Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Wild God


mkmusic1995 | 5534 ratings | ↑ 1558 ratings since 2023

Metalcore: 27% (↓ 4%)
Progressive Metal: 14% (→)
Alternative Rock: 13% (↑ 1%)
Folk: 12% (🆕)
Pop: 11% (🆕)
Hardcore: 10% (→)
Rock: 10% (🆕)

Gone:
Post Hardcore: (formerly 11%)
Death Metal: (formerly 11%)
Metal: (formerly 9%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-ZeldaTM-Complete-Official-Collectors/dp/1913330001
Your little cousin knows you love that new Legend of Zelda game. Too bad this is probably a year too late... It's the thought that counts.
36State Faults
Children of the Moon


0xME | 2155 ratings | ↑ 150 ratings since 2023

Death Metal: 27% (→)
Black Metal: 21% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 14% (↓ 2%)
Post Metal: 11% (→)
Ambient: 10% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 8% (↑ 2%)
Grind: 6% (🆕)

Gone:
Folk (formerly 6%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Trophy-Customizable-Award-Personalized/dp/B08V8Y3FDH
A personal gift from me, for helping me shave a few minutes off this list. Thanks, buddy.
37Monolake
Studio


BitterJalapenoJr | 1584 ratings | ↑ 343 ratings since 2023

Death Metal: 17% (↑ 2%)
Alternative Rock: 16% (↓ 1%)
IDM: 14% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 13% (↓ 4%)
Psychedelic: 13% (↑ 2%)
Progressive Rock: 12% (🆕)
Punk: 12% (→)

Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 12%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Sauces-Jrk-Bonnet-Sauce-Jamaican-Sourced/dp/B0CK7FT2CN
A dab of this stuff is sure to spice up that bland, traditional Christmas dinner.
38Simple Plan
Simple Plan


JesperL | 2382 ratings | ↓ 226 ratings since 2023

Shoegaze: 18% (↑ 1%)
Emo: 16% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 16% (↓ 1%)
Indie Rock: 14% (↓ 2%)
Dream Pop: 14% (→)
Pop Punk: 9% (↓ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 9% (↑ 1%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Control-Bluetooth-Recording-Scrolling-Android/dp/B0B6RBHJFY
Since you need to get through all those TikToks, here's a little device that'll help you swipe through in record time! Now you can watch even more videos of... whatever's on TikTok.
39Basic Channel
Octagon


normaloctagon | 2465 ratings | ↑ 107 ratings since 2022

Electronic: 21% (↓ 4%)
Death Metal: 16% (↑ 1%)
House: 15% (↑ 1%)
Hip-Hop: 13% (↓ 1%)
Techno: 11% (↑ 2%)
Ambient: 10% (🆕)
Sludge Metal: 10% (↑ 1%)

Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 10%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Traffic-Reflective-Aluminum-Protected-Resistant/dp/B07RQL3BWD
Since you appear to be in an octagon-related cult, here's a classic for you to do whatever you want with. Gaze upon it's 8-sided glory.
40Paysage d'Hiver
Die Berge


Spec | 2427 ratings

Hardcore: 21%
Punk: 18%
Metalcore: 15%
Progressive Metal: 12%
Post Hardcore: 12%
Black Metal: 10%
Alternative Rock: 9%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Music-Red-Dead-Redemption-Soundtrack/dp/B07W8LJL9G
Looks like someone ended up on the nice list this year! Time to put this on your shelf and never touch it again.
41Massacre
Necrolution


ToSmokMuzyki | 8069 ratings | ↑ 3196 ratings since 2023

Black Metal: 32% (↑ 2%)
Death Metal: 20% (↑ 5%)
Thrash Metal: 12% (↑ 4%)
Classical: 11% (↓ 5%)
Folk: 10% (→)
Progressive Metal: 5% (🆕)
Power Metal: 5% (↓ 4%)

Gone:
Melodic Death Metal: (formerly 9%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Snifter-Collection-Restaurants-Dishwasher-Microwave/dp/B08NF7YJYG
To make downing a bottle of cognac just a touch classier.
42Metz
Up On Gravity Hill


FowlKrietzsche | 2648 ratings

Death Metal: 20%
Black Metal: 17%
Hip-Hop: 14%
Experimental: 12%
Progressive Metal: 12%
Noise Rock: 12%
Doom Metal: 9%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Calvin-Hobbes-Box-Set/dp/0740748475
You probably already have a few Calvin and Hobbes collections, but who could resist this swanky boxed set? Can't wait for them to make a shitty movie out of it when Bill Watterson dies.
43The Cure
Songs of a Lost World


platttt | 1025 ratings

Indie Rock: 20%
Experimental: 16%
Hip-Hop: 13%
Jazz: 13%
Shoegaze: 13%
Noise Rock: 10%
Alternative Rock: 10%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Blue-Floyd-Havok-Black/dp/B0BYGVFD8T
Show the world you prefer the superior mid-70s Pink Floyd record by donning this stylin' tee!
4440 Watt Sun
Little Weight


hangth3dj | 1484 ratings

Metalcore: 25%
Nu-metal: 21%
Melodic Death Metal: 13%
Progressive Metal: 10%
Metal: 9%
Death Metal: 9%
Hip-Hop: 8%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.dior.com/en_us/fashion/products/25TJV200I154_C543_TU
Your aunt knows you've been having some bad weather, so she's getting you this... $1,600 umbrella. Better hope there's not a strong gust of wind.
45Chelsea Wolfe
She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She


Tunaboy45 | 538 ratings

Alternative Rock: 24%
Post Punk: 17%
Indie Rock: 13%
Progressive Rock: 13%
Folk: 11%
Experimental: 10%
Metalcore: 10%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/CoolGift-Mart-Playing-Acrylic-Display/dp/B0CKYQ4HM8
Since you're a vinyl guy now, let the whole house know what's playing with this record stand! Show off!
46Blood Incantation
Absolute Elsewhere


farmerobama | 1635 ratings

Psychedelic Rock: 33%
Stoner Rock: 19%
Progressive Rock: 16%
Hip-Hop: 9%
Experimental: 6%
Doom Metal: 6%
Rock: 6%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Realycool-Gizzard-Lizard-Wizard-Casual/dp/B0D46YZG4N
King Gizzard... socks... At least it wasn't Big Bang Theory socks.
47The Cure
Songs of a Lost World


breadisdead | 1983 ratings | ↑ 459 ratings since 2023

Indie Rock: 21% (↓ 1%)
Folk: 18% (↑ 2%)
Alternative Rock: 14% (→)
Post Hardcore: 12% (↑ 1%)
Post Punk: 11% (→)
Psychedelic: 11% (🆕)
Emo: 10% (→)

Gone:
Indie Folk: (formerly 11%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Supermarket-Indie-Rock-Cookbook/dp/1593762038
An indie rock cookbook, whatever the hell that means.
48Mannequin Pussy
I Got Heaven


Snake. | 4800 ratings | ↑ 459 ratings since 2023

Indie Rock: 22% (↑ 1%)
Emo: 19% (→)
Hardcore: 14% (→)
Post Hardcore: 13% (↓ 1%)
Post Rock: 10% (↑ 1%)
Shoegaze: 10% (↓ 1%)
Hip-Hop: 8% (🆕)

Gone:
Noise Rock: (formerly 8%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Topmaster-Skin-Female-Mannequin-Sophisticated/dp/B0DC7SG2YY
You'll have to finance the rest yourself.
49Crippling Alcoholism
With Love From a Padded Room


AdoreSwancore | 15740 ratings | ↑ 3625 ratings since 2022

Post Hardcore: 32% (↑ 3%)
Emo: 14% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 12% (↓ 2%)
Hardcore: 12% (→)
Metalcore: 12% (→)
Math Rock: 8% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 8% (→)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Pond-Guy-Floating-Plastic-Lifelike/dp/B085CN6G4L
The only swancore I recognize is "Floating Swan Decoy Pair, Realistic Swimming Sculpture, Deterrent for Waterfowl like Geese, Ducks, & Wild Birds"-core.
50Charli XCX
Brat


dedex | 6341 ratings | ↑ 1112 ratings since 2023

Hip-Hop: 25% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 15% (↓ 2%)
Jazz: 13% (↑ 2%)
Black Metal: 12% (↑ 1%)
Hardcore: 11% (→)
Ambient: 10% (🆕)
Indie Rock: 10% (→)

Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 12%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Charli-XCX-Official-Merch-Clear/dp/B0DJWMRV8S
Your quirky old neighbor has no idea what "brat" is, but he loves fanny packs! Ain't he a riot?
51Mount Eerie
Night Palace


tectactoe | 5825 ratings | ↑ 2655 ratings since 2021

Experimental: 31% (↑ 3%)
Jazz: 23% (↑ 10%)
Post Punk: 14% (↓ 3%)
Psychedelic: 9% (↓ 3%)
Noise Rock: 8% (↓ 1%)
Indie Rock: 6% (↓ 5%)
Folk: 6% (🆕)

Gone:
Rock: (formerly 7%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Jean-Paul-USA-AS-400-Saxophone/dp/B006WAVQKA
When you see this beauty under the tree, try to resist the urge to go all Peter Brötzmann on us. Spare the family's ears, at least until 2025.
52SeeYouSpaceCowboy
Coup de Grâce


SteakByrnes | 2856 ratings | ↑ 134 ratings since 2023

Metalcore: 30% (↑ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 21% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 13% (→)
Progressive Metal: 12% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 8% (→)
Death Metal: 6% (🆕)
Progressive Rock: 6% (↓ 2%)

Gone
Emo: (formerly 6%)

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Cowboy-Bebop-Complete-Anniversary-Limited/dp/B0BSMGQ56V
You're gonna carry that weight. That weight being a $125 Cowboy Bebop Box Set!
53Candy (USA)
Flipping


Faraudo | 2205 ratings

Alternative Rock: 20%
Progressive Metal: 15%
Indie Rock: 14%
Progressive Rock: 14%
Post Hardcore: 12%
Metalcore: 12%
Electronic: 8%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Signature-Assorted-Classic-Candy-Starburst/dp/B07GHWMYWP
When you check your stocking on Christmas morning, you'll be surprised to find that 11.25lbs of assorted candies have somehow found their way into your life.
54Ceremony of Silence
Hálios


Jurtz | 970 ratings

Death Metal: 32%
Grind: 17%
Doom Metal: 13%
Thrash Metal: 12%
Sludge Metal: 8%
Heavy Metal: 7%
Progressive Metal: 7%

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Mensa-Assess-Your-IQ/dp/1780979193
For sput's "room-temp IQ metalhead" (his words, not mine), some Mensa test prep crap. Makes good kindling for the Christmas fireplace, at least.
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