Pie Charts 2024
2024? Get it out the door! Fuck you: more gimmicks! |
1 | | Guiding Light Guiding Light
SandwichBubble | 22019 ratings | ↑ 193 ratings since 2023
Post Punk: 23% (→)
Experimental: 16% (↓ 1%)
Punk: 14% (↑ 1%)
Psychedelic: 13% (↑ 1%)
Folk: 11% (→)
Indie Rock: 10% (→)
Noise Rock: 10% (→)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Flashlights-Rechargeable-Flashlight-Waterproof-Emergencies/dp/B0C7LB1SHT
A flashlight, so you can go find where all your free time went, idiot. |
2 | | Defeated Sanity Chronicles of Lunacy
NexCeleris | 3715 ratings
Death Metal: 53%
Progressive Metal: 16%
Black Metal: 7%
Grind: 7%
Doom Metal: 5%
Hardcore: 4%
Metalcore: 4%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Death-Magnetic-Coffin-Box-Metallica/dp/B001BYBAXK
Mom heard you liked "metal." |
3 | | Cicada the Burrower Blight Witch Regalia
Bedex | 2032 ratings | ↑ 336 ratings since 2021
Ambient: 18% (→)
Classical: 18% (↑ 3%)
Experimental: 17% (↓ 4%)
Jazz: 13% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 11% (↓ 1%)
Black Metal: 11% (→)
Hip-Hop: 9% (🆕)
Gone:
Drone: (formerly 9%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/MUSICOZY-Headphones-Bluetooth-Wireless-Sleeping/dp/B0BB79ZJVX
Let the sweet, soothing sounds of ambient lull you to sleep with this Bluetooth sleep mask. |
4 | | One Step Closer All You Embrace
Futures | 870 ratings
Metalcore: 24%
Emo: 14%
Alternative Rock: 13%
Death Metal: 13%
Progressive Metal: 11%
Indie Rock: 11%
Post Hardcore: 11%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Post-Hardcore-Sticker-Stickers-Survive-Dispute/dp/B0DDG6NVW5
A set of generic post-hardcore stickers... At least it wasn't Big Bang Theory socks. |
5 | | Better Lovers Highly Irresponsible
Valzentia | 2232 ratings
Alternative Rock: 16%
Metalcore: 16%
Pop Punk: 15%
Electronic: 14%
Punk: 13%
Pop: 13%
Post Hardcore: 10%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Korg-DJ-Effects-Sampler-KAOSSREPLAY/dp/B0CMTDNJD6
Your strangely well-off uncle heard you make "that electronic music stuff," and got you... this? I'm sure you'll find a use for it. Or just let it collect dust in the closet. |
6 | | The Cure Songs of a Lost World
gabba | 2996 ratings
Post Punk: 34%
Indie Rock: 12%
Electronic: 11%
Noise Rock: 10%
Experimental: 10%
Gothic: 10%
Psychedelic: 9%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/No-Wave-Post-Punk-Underground-1976-1980/dp/0810995433
Your friend regifted you the library copy they stole a few years ago and never read. Is this a sign? |
7 | | Skee Mask Resort
jrlikestodance | 2247 ratings
Hip-Hop: 21%
Hardcore: 20%
Metalcore: 12%
Techno: 12%
Electronic: 11%
Death Metal: 11%
House: 10%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/176695620153
Be the hip-hop oldhead you were always meant to be with the King of the Boomboxes on your shoulder. |
8 | | Bongripper Empty
Trundle | 2637 ratings | ↑ 438 ratings since 2023
Stoner Rock: 17% (↑ 1%)
Hip Hop: 16% (→)
Post Punk: 15% (→)
Death Metal: 14% (↑ 1%)
Psychedelic: 13% (↓ 1%)
Gothic: 11% (↓ 2%)
Doom Metal: 10% (🆕)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 10%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://gosensi.com/rick-and-morty-ricks-dimensional-bong-glass-bongs-49853
Don't act like this Rick and Morty bong isn't calling to you, man. |
9 | | Nala Sinephro Endlessness
JohnnyoftheWell | 4749 ratings | ↑ 705 ratings since 2023
Experimental: 19% (↓ 4%)
Ambient: 15% (↑ 4%)
Jazz: 15% (🆕)
Noise Rock: 13% (↑ 2%)
Post Hardcore: 12% (→)
Folk: 11% (🆕)
Indie Rock: 11% (↓ 2%)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 16%)
Pop: (formerly 11%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/183789978073
You'll be the hippest cat on the street with these shades. Miles Davis would be proud. |
10 | | Tantric Bile Unbidden
brainmelter | 7127 ratings | ↑ 394 ratings since 2023
Death Metal: 25% (↑ 1%)
Black Metal: 20% (↓ 1%)
Experimental: 20% (↑ 1%)
Jazz: 10% (↓ 1%)
Emo: 9% (↑ 1%)
Ambient: 7% (🆕)
Folk: 7% (→)
Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 6%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Fujifilm-Quicksnap-Flash-Single-Use-Camera/dp/B00012YIA0
To help you find whatever that thing is in your profile pic: the cheapest cameras money can buy! |
11 | | Uniform American Standard
someone | 4293 ratings | ↑ 1512 ratings since 2023
Post Punk: 15% (→)
Experimental: 15% (→)
Electronic: 14% (↓ 2%)
Indie Rock: 14% (↓ 1%)
Folk: 14% (↑ 2%)
Jazz: 12% (→)
Indie Pop: 12% (→)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Dress-Up-America-Officer-Costume/dp/B001BPWJ7U
...I think someone overheard you talking about "uniform" and thought they'd help you out. |
12 | | Fallujah The Flesh Prevails (Remixed & Remastered)
Dedes | 2489 ratings | ↑ 768 ratings since 2021
Black Metal: 22% (↓ 1%)
Death Metal: 20% (↓ 2%)
Progressive Metal: 14% (↑ 1%)
Metalcore: 12% (↑ 1%)
Hardcore: 10% (↑ 1%)
Melodic Death Metal: 9% (→)
Doom Metal: 9% (→)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/CanvasWis-Printed-Perfect-Keepsakes-Friends/dp/B0CVXRR1R3
The perfect gift of that cosmic butthole enjoyer in your life. |
13 | | Eminem The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce)
Vercetti | 914 ratings | ↑ 224 ratings since 2023
Hip-Hop: 30% (↓ 1%)
Nu-metal: 24% (↓ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 11% (↑ 3%)
Thrash Metal: 8% (→)
Electronic: 8% (🆕)
Metal: 8% (↓ 5%)
Heavy Metal: 8% (→)
Gone:
Hard Rock: (formerly 6%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Generic-Short-Sleeve-Vintage-T-Shirt-Xx-Large/dp/B0D5QR37XR
Be the envy(?) of all your friends with this stylin' Limp Bizkit tee. Keep rollin'! |
14 | | Ulcerate Cutting the Throat of God
Cygnatti | 4936 ratings | ↑ 209 ratings since 2023
Experimental: 33% (↑ 1%)
Ambient: 15% (→)
Electronic: 11% (↓ 1%)
Folk: 10% (→)
Classical: 10% (→)
Post Punk: 9% (↓ 1%)
Pop: 9% (🆕)
Gone:
Jazz: (formerly 9%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/1001-Albums-Must-Hear-Before/dp/0789313715
You ever read of this classic piece of literature? In case you needed some ideas. |
15 | | fantasy of a broken heart Feats of Engineering
ArsMoriendi | 1213 ratings | ↑ 73 ratings since 2023
Psychedelic: 27% (↑ 2%)
Experimental: 15% (→)
Noise Rock: 13% (→)
Funk: 13% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 11% (↓ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 10% (🆕)
Indie Rock: 10% (↓ 1%)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 10%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Psychedelic-Water-Blackberry-Enhancing-Relaxation/dp/B0CM4313KX
What makes it psychedelic water? I have no idea, but it's only got 1g of sugar! |
16 | | State Faults Children of the Moon
Hawks | 5794 ratings | ↑ 2087 ratings since 2019
Black Metal: 34% (↓ 1%)
Death Metal: 21% (↑ 1%)
Hip-Hop: 12% (↓ 1%)
Doom Metal: 9% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 8% (→)
Ambient: 7% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 6% (→)
Gone:
Melodic Death Metal: (formerly 4%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/156476917738
It's got your name written on it, man. |
17 | | Wasted Space Anyway, Anyway, Anyway
SlothcoreSam | 14160 ratings | ↑ 1313 ratings since 2023
Punk: 40% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 18% (→)
Emo: 10% (↑ 1%)
Post Punk: 8% (↓ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 7% (→)
Noise Rock: 7% (→)
Hip Hop: 6% (↓ 1%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Moco-Gorila-Squizz-3-pack-Bottle/dp/B08LR3BVZ5
Some hair styling gel, to really get you looking like a late-70s punk rocker stereotype you'd see on a sitcom. |
18 | | Casey How to Disappear
efp123 | 621 ratings
Post Rock: 22%
Emo: 16%
Ambient: 15%
Post Hardcore: 12%
Metalcore: 11%
Hardcore: 11%
Death Metal: 9%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/AOL-7-0-CD-FASTER-UNOPENED/dp/B014MMFH3G
Holy shit, 1000 free hours of America Online! You'll be surfing the world wide web for days with this puppy. |
19 | | Ice Cube Man Down
Storm In A Teacup | 3149 ratings | ↑ 149 ratings since 2023
Hip-Hop: 21% (→)
Alternative Rock: 21% (↑ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 20% (→)
Metalcore: 10% (→)
Pop: 8% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 8% (↓ 1%)
Emo: 8% (↑ 1%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Are-There-Yet-Aleisha-Allen/dp/B000MGTQ70
Today was a good day. Because you found out you're getting the 2005 family-comedy-road-trip classic Are We There Yet? on DVD for Christmas. |
20 | | Boundaries Death is Little More
AnimalForce1 | 172 ratings
Metalcore: 27%
Progressive Rock: 15%
Post Hardcore: 15%
Hard Rock: 14%
Alternative Rock: 13%
Hardcore: 7%
Rock: 6%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/wall26-Jacques-Louis-Canvas-Painting-Reproduction/dp/B01EQSP9M0
Your creepy grandpa stalked your sputnikmusic.com account for your newest 5.0! Put this stunning conversation piece up on your wall. |
21 | | Grace Cummings Ramona
Butkuiss | 3126 ratings | ↑ 592 ratings since 2023
Hip-Hop: 18% (↓ 2%)
Jazz: 16% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 14% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 13% (→)
Rock: 12% (🆕)
Hardcore: 12% (→)
Funk: 11% (↓ 2%)
Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 12%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.ebay.com/itm/167005167248
Who am I kidding, you probably have an entire shelf of these things. |
22 | | Defeated Sanity Chronicles of Lunacy
evilford | 3050 ratings | ↑ 177 ratings since 2023
Death Metal: 38% (↑ 2%)
Doom Metal: 12% (↑ 1%)
Sludge Metal: 11% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 11% (→)
Thrash Metal: 11% (→)
Black Metal: 7% (→)
Hip-Hop: 6% (↓ 1%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/YGMONER-Roof-Decoration-Bumper-Stickers/dp/B07PB5943P
A car decoration! You get it? Like an evil Ford? Oh, doesn't Christmas bring out the kidder in us all? No refunds. |
23 | | Frail Body Artificial Bouquet
anode | 122 ratings
Ambient: 18%
Post Punk: 18%
Metal: 15%
Industrial: 12%
Sludge Metal: 12%
Experimental: 12%
Electronic: 12%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Division-Shirt-Classic-Closer-Official/dp/B08XNL7FVK
Since you probably own the Unknown Pleasures t-shirt already, here's the other album on a shirt to complete the set. Consider your expectations subverted. |
24 | | Beth Gibbons Lives Outgrown
Pangea | 1848 ratings | ↑ 93 ratings since 2023
Folk: 18% (↑ 2%)
Indie Rock: 17% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 15% (↓ 4%)
Ambient: 12% (→)
Black Metal: 12% (→)
Alternative Rock: 11% (🆕)
Post Rock: 11% (↑ 1%)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 11%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Continental-Drift-Evolution-Origins-Future/dp/1499806345
A little something to remember your roots. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than one of those ancestry kits, that's for sure. |
25 | | The Names of our Friends Should We Know Better Than To Wonder?
Uzumaki | 5512 ratings | ↑ 794 ratings since 2023
Metalcore: 24% (↓ 2%)
Hardcore: 21% (↑ 1%)
Death Metal: 15% (↑ 2%)
Post Hardcore: 11% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 10% (↓ 1%)
Emo: 8% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 7% (↓ 1%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/HOW-REMEMBER-PEOPLES-NAMES-REMEMBERING/dp/B08N1H3PT4
Dad's noticed you've been forgetting recently. |
26 | | Nala Sinephro Endlessness
Demon of the Fall | 3448 ratings | ↑ 428 ratings since 2023
Experimental: 22% (↑ 2%)
Death Metal: 19% (↑ 2%)
Jazz: 13% (🆕)
Progressive Metal: 12% (↓ 2%)
Post Rock: 12% (↑ 1%)
Noise Rock: 10% (↑ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 9% (↓ 1%)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 15%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Melissa-Doug-Abacus-Educational-Counting/dp/B00005BVRQ
An abacus, since you forgot your mission from last year. You're only allowed to have 423 ratings a year, buster. |
27 | | Monolake Studio
Trifolium | 3127 ratings | ↑ 145 ratings since 2023
Techno: 20% (↑ 2%)
Jazz: 17% (→)
Electronic: 15% (↓ 4%)
Black Metal: 15% (→)
Ambient: 10% (↑ 1%)
Folk: 10% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 10% (→)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Darkrock-Matrix-Cotton-Reeves-Cosplay/dp/B087CB19ML
Whenever you're really missing the Y2K years, just whip this on and pretend you're standing in line to see Matrix opening night with your CD walkman in your pocket. |
28 | | Saidan Visual Kill: The Blossoming of Psychotic Depravity
Zac124 | 1641 ratings | ↑ 375 ratings since 2023
Melodic Death Metal: 23% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 20% (↑ 1%)
Metalcore: 15% (↓ 2%)
Death Metal: 12% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 10% (→)
Black Metal: 9% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 8% (🆕)
Gone:
Metal: (formerly 7%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Donkey-Konga-Bongos-Renewed-Nintendo-GameCube/dp/B0CLQXMXF6
Donkey Konga! Bang on those cheap plastic bongos and annoy your parents all Christmas!*
*Gamecube Not Included |
29 | | Perry Blake Death Of A Society Girl
DoofDoof | 10256 ratings | ↑ 6662 ratings since 2023
Folk: 23% (↓ 1%)
Indie Rock: 16% (↑ 3%)
Experimental: 13% (↓ 1%)
Post Punk: 12% (🆕)
Country: 12% (→)
Psychedelic: 10% (→)
Ambient: 10% (↓ 1%)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 12%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/LERICG-Reversible-Decorative-Pillowcases-Black/dp/B0DB8XLDLJ
Hope you weren't planning on bringing company over anytime soon! Because when they see this on your couch, they're outta there! |
30 | | Blood Incantation Absolute Elsewhere
Gnocchi | 3721 ratings | ↑ 146 ratings since 2022
Black Metal: 29% (↑ 1%)
Death Metal: 24% (→)
Progressive Metal: 14% (→)
Doom Metal: 12% (→)
Folk: 7% (→)
Post Metal: 6% (↓ 1%)
Sludge Metal: 5% (🆕)
Gone:
Metal: (formerly 4%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Rainbow-Vintage-Love-Metalhead-T-Shirt/dp/B08HM4KS77
The perfect gift for the Sunbather fan in your life (no shade). |
31 | | Chat Pile Cool World
kkarron | 1229 ratings | ↑ 121 ratings since 2023
Noise Rock: 21% (↑ 4%)
Industrial: 19% (↓ 1%)
Thrash Metal: 12% (→)
Punk: 12% (→)
Experimental: 12% (↓ 2%)
Post Punk: 11% (🆕)
Post Hardcore: 9% (↓ 2%)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 10%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Journeyman-Electrician-Exam-Prep-Date/dp/B0CXN282HD
Seems like you've been slacking on your electronic studying. If you're gonna be an electrician one day, you better get cramming! |
32 | | Charlie Grey and Joseph Peach A Breaking Sky
Elynna | 1229 ratings
Folk: 39%
Black Metal: 14%
Neofolk: 9%
Death Metal: 9%
Doom Metal: 9%
Progressive Metal: 8%
Classical: 8%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Funko-Pop-NBA-Bucks-Jayson/dp/B09Q94JKJB
I heard you liked Celtic stuff, so here's a Jayson Tatum Funko Pop! Oh, wait, you meant like Celtic music? Shit. Oh well, enjoy! |
33 | | Bloom Dream It Didn’t Have To Be This Way
AsleepInTheBack | 2653 ratings | ↑ 442 ratings since 2023
Experimental: 20% (↑ 2%)
Folk: 15% (↓ 3%)
Jazz: 13% (🆕)
Hip-Hop: 13% (↑ 1%)
Hardcore: 12% (↓ 2%)
Ambient: 11% (🆕)
Psychedelic: 11% (↓ 2%)
Gone:
Emo: (formerly 12%)
Indie Rock: (formerly 11%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Its-That-Youre-Not-Understand/dp/1622039076
For when spuntik inevitably goes down for the final time, this book will help you through the grief. We'll always have the memories... |
34 | | Alora Crucible Oak Lace Apparition
Icebloom | 970 ratings | ↑ 113 ratings since 2023
Indie Rock: 27% (↓ 3%)
Folk: 14% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 13% (↑ 1%)
Post Rock: 12% (↑ 2%)
Post Punk: 11% (↓ 1%)
Indie Folk: 9% (🆕)
Dream Pop: 10% (↓ 1%)
Gone:
Indie Pop: (formerly 9%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://fireworks.com/products/assortments/ground-assortments/mystical-knight-fountain-asst-1-tray
It's true: there WILL be fireworks this New Year's Eve. And you'll have Santa to thank! |
35 | | Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Wild God
mkmusic1995 | 5534 ratings | ↑ 1558 ratings since 2023
Metalcore: 27% (↓ 4%)
Progressive Metal: 14% (→)
Alternative Rock: 13% (↑ 1%)
Folk: 12% (🆕)
Pop: 11% (🆕)
Hardcore: 10% (→)
Rock: 10% (🆕)
Gone:
Post Hardcore: (formerly 11%)
Death Metal: (formerly 11%)
Metal: (formerly 9%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-ZeldaTM-Complete-Official-Collectors/dp/1913330001
Your little cousin knows you love that new Legend of Zelda game. Too bad this is probably a year too late... It's the thought that counts. |
36 | | State Faults Children of the Moon
0xME | 2155 ratings | ↑ 150 ratings since 2023
Death Metal: 27% (→)
Black Metal: 21% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 14% (↓ 2%)
Post Metal: 11% (→)
Ambient: 10% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 8% (↑ 2%)
Grind: 6% (🆕)
Gone:
Folk (formerly 6%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Trophy-Customizable-Award-Personalized/dp/B08V8Y3FDH
A personal gift from me, for helping me shave a few minutes off this list. Thanks, buddy. |
37 | | Monolake Studio
BitterJalapenoJr | 1584 ratings | ↑ 343 ratings since 2023
Death Metal: 17% (↑ 2%)
Alternative Rock: 16% (↓ 1%)
IDM: 14% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 13% (↓ 4%)
Psychedelic: 13% (↑ 2%)
Progressive Rock: 12% (🆕)
Punk: 12% (→)
Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 12%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Sauces-Jrk-Bonnet-Sauce-Jamaican-Sourced/dp/B0CK7FT2CN
A dab of this stuff is sure to spice up that bland, traditional Christmas dinner. |
38 | | Simple Plan Simple Plan
JesperL | 2382 ratings | ↓ 226 ratings since 2023
Shoegaze: 18% (↑ 1%)
Emo: 16% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 16% (↓ 1%)
Indie Rock: 14% (↓ 2%)
Dream Pop: 14% (→)
Pop Punk: 9% (↓ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 9% (↑ 1%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Control-Bluetooth-Recording-Scrolling-Android/dp/B0B6RBHJFY
Since you need to get through all those TikToks, here's a little device that'll help you swipe through in record time! Now you can watch even more videos of... whatever's on TikTok. |
39 | | Basic Channel Octagon
normaloctagon | 2465 ratings | ↑ 107 ratings since 2022
Electronic: 21% (↓ 4%)
Death Metal: 16% (↑ 1%)
House: 15% (↑ 1%)
Hip-Hop: 13% (↓ 1%)
Techno: 11% (↑ 2%)
Ambient: 10% (🆕)
Sludge Metal: 10% (↑ 1%)
Gone:
Progressive Metal: (formerly 10%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Traffic-Reflective-Aluminum-Protected-Resistant/dp/B07RQL3BWD
Since you appear to be in an octagon-related cult, here's a classic for you to do whatever you want with. Gaze upon it's 8-sided glory. |
40 | | Paysage d'Hiver Die Berge
Spec | 2427 ratings
Hardcore: 21%
Punk: 18%
Metalcore: 15%
Progressive Metal: 12%
Post Hardcore: 12%
Black Metal: 10%
Alternative Rock: 9%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Music-Red-Dead-Redemption-Soundtrack/dp/B07W8LJL9G
Looks like someone ended up on the nice list this year! Time to put this on your shelf and never touch it again. |
41 | | Massacre Necrolution
ToSmokMuzyki | 8069 ratings | ↑ 3196 ratings since 2023
Black Metal: 32% (↑ 2%)
Death Metal: 20% (↑ 5%)
Thrash Metal: 12% (↑ 4%)
Classical: 11% (↓ 5%)
Folk: 10% (→)
Progressive Metal: 5% (🆕)
Power Metal: 5% (↓ 4%)
Gone:
Melodic Death Metal: (formerly 9%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Snifter-Collection-Restaurants-Dishwasher-Microwave/dp/B08NF7YJYG
To make downing a bottle of cognac just a touch classier. |
42 | | Metz Up On Gravity Hill
FowlKrietzsche | 2648 ratings
Death Metal: 20%
Black Metal: 17%
Hip-Hop: 14%
Experimental: 12%
Progressive Metal: 12%
Noise Rock: 12%
Doom Metal: 9%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Calvin-Hobbes-Box-Set/dp/0740748475
You probably already have a few Calvin and Hobbes collections, but who could resist this swanky boxed set? Can't wait for them to make a shitty movie out of it when Bill Watterson dies. |
43 | | The Cure Songs of a Lost World
platttt | 1025 ratings
Indie Rock: 20%
Experimental: 16%
Hip-Hop: 13%
Jazz: 13%
Shoegaze: 13%
Noise Rock: 10%
Alternative Rock: 10%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Blue-Floyd-Havok-Black/dp/B0BYGVFD8T
Show the world you prefer the superior mid-70s Pink Floyd record by donning this stylin' tee! |
44 | | 40 Watt Sun Little Weight
hangth3dj | 1484 ratings
Metalcore: 25%
Nu-metal: 21%
Melodic Death Metal: 13%
Progressive Metal: 10%
Metal: 9%
Death Metal: 9%
Hip-Hop: 8%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.dior.com/en_us/fashion/products/25TJV200I154_C543_TU
Your aunt knows you've been having some bad weather, so she's getting you this... $1,600 umbrella. Better hope there's not a strong gust of wind. |
45 | | Chelsea Wolfe She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She
Tunaboy45 | 538 ratings
Alternative Rock: 24%
Post Punk: 17%
Indie Rock: 13%
Progressive Rock: 13%
Folk: 11%
Experimental: 10%
Metalcore: 10%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/CoolGift-Mart-Playing-Acrylic-Display/dp/B0CKYQ4HM8
Since you're a vinyl guy now, let the whole house know what's playing with this record stand! Show off! |
46 | | Blood Incantation Absolute Elsewhere
farmerobama | 1635 ratings
Psychedelic Rock: 33%
Stoner Rock: 19%
Progressive Rock: 16%
Hip-Hop: 9%
Experimental: 6%
Doom Metal: 6%
Rock: 6%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Realycool-Gizzard-Lizard-Wizard-Casual/dp/B0D46YZG4N
King Gizzard... socks... At least it wasn't Big Bang Theory socks. |
47 | | The Cure Songs of a Lost World
breadisdead | 1983 ratings | ↑ 459 ratings since 2023
Indie Rock: 21% (↓ 1%)
Folk: 18% (↑ 2%)
Alternative Rock: 14% (→)
Post Hardcore: 12% (↑ 1%)
Post Punk: 11% (→)
Psychedelic: 11% (🆕)
Emo: 10% (→)
Gone:
Indie Folk: (formerly 11%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Lost-Supermarket-Indie-Rock-Cookbook/dp/1593762038
An indie rock cookbook, whatever the hell that means. |
48 | | Mannequin Pussy I Got Heaven
Snake. | 4800 ratings | ↑ 459 ratings since 2023
Indie Rock: 22% (↑ 1%)
Emo: 19% (→)
Hardcore: 14% (→)
Post Hardcore: 13% (↓ 1%)
Post Rock: 10% (↑ 1%)
Shoegaze: 10% (↓ 1%)
Hip-Hop: 8% (🆕)
Gone:
Noise Rock: (formerly 8%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Topmaster-Skin-Female-Mannequin-Sophisticated/dp/B0DC7SG2YY
You'll have to finance the rest yourself. |
49 | | Crippling Alcoholism With Love From a Padded Room
AdoreSwancore | 15740 ratings | ↑ 3625 ratings since 2022
Post Hardcore: 32% (↑ 3%)
Emo: 14% (↓ 1%)
Progressive Rock: 12% (↓ 2%)
Hardcore: 12% (→)
Metalcore: 12% (→)
Math Rock: 8% (↑ 1%)
Progressive Metal: 8% (→)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Pond-Guy-Floating-Plastic-Lifelike/dp/B085CN6G4L
The only swancore I recognize is "Floating Swan Decoy Pair, Realistic Swimming Sculpture, Deterrent for Waterfowl like Geese, Ducks, & Wild Birds"-core. |
50 | | Charli XCX Brat
dedex | 6341 ratings | ↑ 1112 ratings since 2023
Hip-Hop: 25% (↑ 1%)
Experimental: 15% (↓ 2%)
Jazz: 13% (↑ 2%)
Black Metal: 12% (↑ 1%)
Hardcore: 11% (→)
Ambient: 10% (🆕)
Indie Rock: 10% (→)
Gone:
Electronic: (formerly 12%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Charli-XCX-Official-Merch-Clear/dp/B0DJWMRV8S
Your quirky old neighbor has no idea what "brat" is, but he loves fanny packs! Ain't he a riot? |
51 | | Mount Eerie Night Palace
tectactoe | 5825 ratings | ↑ 2655 ratings since 2021
Experimental: 31% (↑ 3%)
Jazz: 23% (↑ 10%)
Post Punk: 14% (↓ 3%)
Psychedelic: 9% (↓ 3%)
Noise Rock: 8% (↓ 1%)
Indie Rock: 6% (↓ 5%)
Folk: 6% (🆕)
Gone:
Rock: (formerly 7%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Jean-Paul-USA-AS-400-Saxophone/dp/B006WAVQKA
When you see this beauty under the tree, try to resist the urge to go all Peter Brötzmann on us. Spare the family's ears, at least until 2025. |
52 | | SeeYouSpaceCowboy Coup de Grâce
SteakByrnes | 2856 ratings | ↑ 134 ratings since 2023
Metalcore: 30% (↑ 1%)
Post Hardcore: 21% (↓ 1%)
Hardcore: 13% (→)
Progressive Metal: 12% (↑ 1%)
Alternative Rock: 8% (→)
Death Metal: 6% (🆕)
Progressive Rock: 6% (↓ 2%)
Gone
Emo: (formerly 6%)
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Cowboy-Bebop-Complete-Anniversary-Limited/dp/B0BSMGQ56V
You're gonna carry that weight. That weight being a $125 Cowboy Bebop Box Set! |
53 | | Candy (USA) Flipping
Faraudo | 2205 ratings
Alternative Rock: 20%
Progressive Metal: 15%
Indie Rock: 14%
Progressive Rock: 14%
Post Hardcore: 12%
Metalcore: 12%
Electronic: 8%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Signature-Assorted-Classic-Candy-Starburst/dp/B07GHWMYWP
When you check your stocking on Christmas morning, you'll be surprised to find that 11.25lbs of assorted candies have somehow found their way into your life. |
54 | | Ceremony of Silence Hálios
Jurtz | 970 ratings
Death Metal: 32%
Grind: 17%
Doom Metal: 13%
Thrash Metal: 12%
Sludge Metal: 8%
Heavy Metal: 7%
Progressive Metal: 7%
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬: https://www.amazon.com/Mensa-Assess-Your-IQ/dp/1780979193
For sput's "room-temp IQ metalhead" (his words, not mine), some Mensa test prep crap. Makes good kindling for the Christmas fireplace, at least. |
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