Koris
11.19.23 | yay |
Butkuiss
11.19.23 | Perfect time to close off new membership applications 😶🌫️ |
Havey
11.19.23 | good job with the sources fellas but who proofread this shit bruh |
Havey
11.19.23 | "Ferwada" "Ferwerda" PICK ONE |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.19.23 | technically a heap of bots and admins have proofed it since submissions, so shit like that is out of our hands (not that it was ever in them, since page authorship has absolutely no affiliation with the site whatsoever aauhrm)
""Ferwada" "Ferwerda""
ngl this is iconic |
Koris
11.19.23 | Just edited the last name, lol
But yeah, the page needs to be cleaned up quite a bit |
budgie
11.19.23 | one of the sources for the claim that sputnik has credible professional content is a book pointing out that the sputnik reviewer couldn't make out the second guitar track in an iron maiden demo 👍 |
Butkuiss
11.19.23 | That’s right, Maiden were at one point a one guitar band! |
unclereich
11.19.23 | Nice hopefully they eventually anthologize your work in the babymetal thread |
Butkuiss
11.19.23 | Of course it’s a sonic review too. Do they know they’ve been immortalised in print? |
Havey
11.19.23 | i mean the most janky part of the article is that "List of staff reviewers:" is not followed by a list of staff reviewers... |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.19.23 | i have zero memory of that lmao, might have been a subsequent bot edit? in absolutely no scenario ever should anyone paste the staff roster as currently listed onto that page, so maybe it's for the best |
Pikazilla
11.19.23 | koris wikipedia page when |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.19.23 | lmao sonic and valendreth review citations only |
neekafat
11.19.23 | Wait even our Wikipedia got fucked? |
neekafat
11.19.23 | Budgie i need that source seriously lmfao |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | good read, nice wiki page |
budgie
11.19.23 | just click on the source link for the iron maiden book and read the paragraph between p39-40 |
Butkuiss
11.19.23 | They quote sonic’s dodgy review of the soundhouse tapes, lmfao |
el_newg
11.19.23 | Farwarda |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | i cant believe a review i wrote one month shy of turning 13 was cited in a fucking iron maiden fan book |
Butkuiss
11.19.23 | Damn wtf I’m older than sonic |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | born in 95. most of my "kids dont like led zeppelin!" type remarks are directed at like, 34 year olds. thats why its funny |
budgie
11.19.23 | shit i also thought sonic was a grumpy old man |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | ive been buying CDs since 2000 but i just got lucky |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | also can you guys quit changing jeremy's name back? ive vandalized the page like 5 times and it keeps getting fixed |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | wtf i added a section on pie charts and it got removed |
budgie
11.19.23 | im fkn snorting reading the name edits |
budgie
11.19.23 | check the name now |
budgie
11.19.23 | wow fuck those bitches |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | dude ok it was some cocksucker from new zealand who reverted my shit. why does this guy care about sputnikmusic?? ulcerate fanboy? |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | "Users' taste is displayed in [[pie]] charts, featuring a multitude of different colors. [[Troll]] ratings are frowned upon."
dude they said this was false information! wtf |
budgie
11.19.23 | its automated fkn robots ruinin my day again |
budgie
11.19.23 | i changed his name to jeremy fartwhistle and the bot picked it up as vandalism can u believe it |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | dude theyre getting good. i like subtle vandalism, irl and online |
unclereich
11.19.23 | fatwa |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.19.23 | wtf sonic youre my baby brother no wonder you have such angst to your elders |
unclereich
11.19.23 | prove that you're oltnabrick |
Egarran
11.19.23 | he's oceandrowned |
bighubbabuddha
11.19.23 | we're famous y'all |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | smok you already told everyone you were 17 last year |
Flugmorph
11.19.23 | letsfuckingooooooo
this is very important |
chemicalmarriage
11.19.23 | Fuck yeah congrats on making the big time boys |
MeatSalad
11.19.23 | Nice okay we're a real website again |
pizzamachine
11.19.23 | They did what could not be done |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.19.23 | if im 17 ur 52 |
robertsona
11.19.23 | Citations 12 and 13. Reps 💪🏻 |
Havey
11.19.23 | "i have zero memory of that lmao, might have been a subsequent bot edit?"
looks pretty intentional since it's followed by a citation (19), so i haven't removed it but i doubt it's proper wikipediaing (the reference link is broken though due to french spillover...) |
Sniff
11.19.23 | AOTY list is not a good look |
BookoftheFallen
11.19.23 | im starting a page on jeremy, the founder of sputnik |
Vercetti
11.19.23 | First Wikipedia, then the rest of the internet. Victory will be ours, my friends! Muhahaha! |
pizzamachine
11.19.23 | https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sputnikmusic |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.19.23 | wow i wonder who created that |
kalkwiese
11.19.23 | Yea, baby |
pizzamachine
11.19.23 | Is jokes/historical accuracy |
Ryus
11.19.23 | im buying the sputnikmusic mug |
sonictheplumber
11.19.23 | im postin thunder, ratin rain
im loggin on like a hurricane |
ArsMoriendi
11.20.23 | “pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.
“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford
“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine |
RogueNine
11.20.23 | Omg we were written about in a book. |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.20.23 | jfc ars have mercy think i just died of cringe four times in one copypasta |
pizzamachine
11.20.23 | Be careful I could still make one for you 😂🕺🏻 |
sonictheplumber
11.20.23 | never heard of pizzamachine |
pizzamachine
11.20.23 | After all we’ve been through 😂 |
strayk
11.20.23 | Did you guys know it is currently impossible to make a new account on this site? |
unclereich
11.20.23 | I know, if only that could have started a year and a half ago |
zaruyache
11.20.23 | it's impossible to do lots of stuff on this site |
sonictheplumber
11.20.23 | hey why cant i make an alt? i want to make a fucking alt |
iHaveSex
11.20.23 | Alts dilute the site im glad they put a stop to that crap. |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.20.23 | the current version of sputnik is the final and REAL version of sputnik |
bellovddd
11.20.23 | LOL that urban dictionary page |
Havey
11.20.23 | "Did you guys know it is currently impossible to make a new account on this site?"
Probably not totally impossible, since multiple new accounts were created this morning. Try other browsers maybe? |
Koris
11.20.23 | lol, I didn't even know this got featured until now. Good shit |
SomeCallMeTim
11.20.23 | nice! |
sixdegrees
11.20.23 | Sputnikmusic (o solamente Sputnik) è un sito web di recensioni e notizie musicali.
Il sito è stato accreditato come una fonte attendibile[1] diventando un recensore in evidenza sul sito Metacritic[2], e viene spesso utilizzato come fonte da altri siti web.
Storia
Il sito web è stato lanciato nel gennaio 2005 da Jeremy Ferwerda dal sito Mxtabs. Inizialmente era un sito amatoriale, dove qualsiasi utente poteva postare recensione. Nel giugno 2006 il sito fu accusato dal Music Publishers' Association sulla presunta illegittimità dei contenuti.[3] Mxtabs è stato chiuso e successivamente acquistato da Musicnotes con collaboratori professionali.
Attualmente esistono quattro tipi di collaboratori: gli "staff writer", i "contributing Reviewers", gli "emeritus" e gli "utenti registrati".[4] |
Egarran
11.21.23 | Siden udviklede et stratificeringssystem for at skelne dets professionelle personalegenererede indhold fra dets amatørbrugergenererede indhold. |
robertsona
11.21.23 | the thing Ars wrote rules keep looking at it and laughing |
sonictheplumber
11.24.23 | they locked the goddamn page |
budgie
11.25.23 | they just straight up took the jeremy guys name off the page? lmfao |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.25.23 | what the fuck is wikipedia's problem jebus lmao |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.25.23 | Type Music website
Format Internet
O RLY???? |
CharlotteAnnXiong
11.25.23 | @sona: urban dictionary is a magical place |
sonictheplumber
11.25.23 | we need to make jeremy farwurdar his own wiki page |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.25.23 | and then get it locked for editing before he can pull his name from it |
sonictheplumber
11.25.23 | setting an alarm for midnight december 11th when the article is reopened
Sputnikmusic began as a singles meetup forum when Dave De Sylvia and Jeremy Fawaurderar first engaged in [[sexual intercourse]] |
DominionMM1
11.25.23 | and yet we can’t get KILL’s periphery review back |
sonictheplumber
11.25.23 | i can ask him if he still has a copy, if we all posted it at like 4 AM wtf is deviant gonna do about it? |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.25.23 | lamo sonic |
