Colton86: Leaving Sputnikmusic

Colton86 11.07.23	Exciting developments on the horizon.
Pikazilla 11.07.23	I am glad you have finally moved on from logging on to parksunjoon's pigglestein creep alt account and will be using your free time to do something more productive for a change. It's nice to see some personal growth from you. Good luck and godspeed.
Goodolboy 11.07.23	That was weird. Alright.. later lol
GhandhiLion 11.07.23	Will the real colton stand up
Havey 11.07.23	the real Colton would never skip numbers
PotsyTater 11.07.23	If the real colton didn’t have spaces where he is unwanted he would have nothing
pizzamachine 11.07.23	In b4 Colton1000
Slex 11.07.23	You're really gonna pussy out of Colton69? Wack
ReefaJones 11.07.23	You won't be missed. Have fun talking to your 1000 alt accounts on coltonmusic as no one but you will ever use that site
robertsona 11.07.23	Coltonmusic already has over 1,000 users
CugnoBrasso 11.07.23	https://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=coltonmusic.com
Wildcardbitchesss 11.07.23	bro you need to lay off the acid because this is the most insane brain broken shit I’ve read in a minute
Kompys2000 11.07.23	Miss u already bud Also lol @ announcing ur departure on alt 86
AnimalForce1 11.07.23	What delusion looks like
tellah 11.07.23	ill switch to colton music if I can 1 Converge and Neutral Milk's discogs
Koris 11.07.23	What do you wanna bet he'll start commenting again later today
tellah 11.07.23	which sputnik weirdo is this I've been around awhile but ive been out of the loop
notagenius 11.07.23	domain for sale... speechless
sixdegrees 11.07.23	nothing happens
Flugmorph 11.07.23	kekko
Emim 11.07.23	Hard to miss you if you're still here
Egarran 11.07.23	Come on now, you can't ask a speechless guy why he's speechless and expect an answer.
ffs 11.07.23	is coltonmusic.com in the room with us right now?
sixdegrees 11.07.23
ArsMoriendi 11.07.23	🫥
Storm In A Teacup 11.07.23
pizzamachine 11.07.23	Who’s Colton
Purpl3Spartan 11.07.23
MoM 11.07.23	🤷
Faraudo 11.07.23	Snide?
anode 11.07.23	Lmao
ToSmokMuzyki 11.07.23	penis
Storm In A Teacup 11.07.23	"why are you guys not excited about coltonmusic" Gangstas dont ask they just let it breathe
budgie 11.07.23	dont leave me colton youre one of the few non retards
CugnoBrasso 11.07.23	Snide was an S-tier user, it was nice to have him around. Loved his music, I wish he released his space opera, the one with the sex scene
Havey 11.07.23	I know that a few people have been very vocal in opposing coltonmusic or are trying to play it down, but I'm sure the silent majority are pretty excited
artiswar 11.07.23	seriously, what happened to Snide? Is he still alive? Does he have 15 new albums?
Havey 11.07.23	yes
Havey 11.07.23	Irrenoid is an experimental Chiptune project created by genderfluid musician and producer Dalton DuBois (who also goes by Jennifer or Morkal) from Denver, Colorado. Irrenoid is their main project, with work starting on it near the end of 2020 and officially releasing in the Summer of 2021 with their first release Fallen Kingdom. The lead single Princess of the Darkened Light from Fallen Kingdom reached #44 on the Itunes UK charts. Irrenoid primarily blends Chiptune music with a variety of other genres.
chemicalmarriage 11.07.23	This list will be evidence when this motherfucker shoots up hot topic
artiswar 11.07.23	Hi CNN
MoM 11.08.23	Budgie just exposed himself 🦠🦠🦠🦠
Egarran 11.08.23	With every post he writes, the abyss widens.
budgie 11.08.23	egarran youre on my side of the abyss so buckle in
pizzamachine 11.08.23	Are u leaving in 10 years or right away
bellovddd 11.08.23	when is pizzamachinemusic.com dropping. you have enough reviews to keep it going already
Sinternet 11.08.23	pizzamachine.com will save crunkcore!
pizzamachine 11.08.23	Those are both good points 🧐
SomeCallMeTim 11.08.23	bjonk
Storm In A Teacup 11.08.23	Damn that is a great idea. Pmmusic.com would be a great secondary music website for me.
pizzamachine 11.08.23	I’m thinking about vid reviews tbh
Pikazilla 11.08.23	will freakskele, GAYHAWKS, and johnnyofthesmell be joining pizzamachine.com? this is important
pizzamachine 11.08.23	I’m stealing the entire population
Colton86 11.08.23	I could actually make you a mod on coltonmusic.
AnimalForce1 11.08.23	"I’m thinking about vid reviews tbh" That'd be an instant subscribe from me
Colton86 11.08.23	I’ve actually begun coding in video review options for coltonmusic.
GhandhiLion 11.08.23	when are you leaving colton78
AnimalForce1 11.08.23	Damn, Colton, you've just casually got $1795 to blow on a site?
neekafat 11.08.23	all ur doin is driving that domain price up lol
Colton86 11.08.23	I have some sputnik users lined up that are going to invest. Anybody is welcome.
JohnnyoftheWell 11.08.23	Fuck off park
Colton86 11.08.23	I actually have a deal with Bethesda in place to integrate video game reviews alongside music reviews.
MoM 11.08.23	“pizzamachine.com” I’d join this. And the name makes me think of cokemachineglow And Pizza and Coke make me think of Pizza Boy by Everything Everything, so it seems destined
GhandhiLion 11.08.23	Can you get a deal with nostalgia critic
Colton86 11.08.23	Currently I’m working on legitimizing ColtonCoin cryptocurrency. If you want to invest it will double as an investment on coltonmusic.com.
pizzamachine 11.08.23	My first vid review is up: https://youtu.be/y5qlx7JWo_k?feature=shared
Pikazilla 11.08.23	Colton86 is the Colton everyone wanted
MoM 11.08.23	Colton86 is the true Colton and seems like a standup guy now
pizzamachine 11.08.23	Colton is full of shit XD
Pikazilla 11.08.23	nah, Colton86 is a respectable sputnikmusic user
MoM 11.08.23	Colton86 for mod!
artificialbox 11.08.23	pizza that album review was awesome
HawksLives 11.08.23	"I have some sputnik users lined up that are going to invest. Anybody is welcome." All of your personalities don't count as different users wanting to invest in your bogus "site".
pizzamachine 11.08.23	Thanks artificialbox
Colton86 11.08.23	As per the confidentiality agreement I’m not allowed to disclose who these users are. The stockholders are cautiously optimistic.
DadKungFu 11.08.23	Will you be paying dividends
Colton86 11.08.23	Leftover profits will trickle down to the website moderators.
sonictheplumber 11.08.23	who the fuck is colton?
sonictheplumber 11.08.23	PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
sonictheplumber 11.08.23	skele? :D
MoM 11.08.23	“ who the fuck is colton?” Colton86 is a good dude. Any other Colton is Skele
MoM 11.09.23	Sure, they make me laugh too. Can you also act like a whiny bitch afterward like usual?
Ryus 11.09.23	why did everyone think this was actually colton smh
MoM 11.09.23	Still, nah. If you start acting up and saying dumbass shit, then i might. But you’re being on your best behavior, so there’s no point.
Ryus 11.09.23	he could snap at any minute
SomeCallMeTim 11.09.23	Waiting for Colton69 is comparably as suspenseful as waiting for 2012 was
MoM 11.09.23	Lmao Colton86 stands as the true Colton!
ToSmokMuzyki 11.09.23	damn i missed some shit in here
Demon of the Fall 11.09.23	This comes as a relief. For a second I thought this might have been posted by someone who matters
Flugmorph 11.09.23	no colton please stay i love you
Flugmorph 11.09.23	thank god
Egarran 11.09.23	omg how gullible are people only I seem to know what's going on lmaooo
Ryus 11.09.23	yep basically people actually thought he hacked the site
DadKungFu 11.09.23	damn Colton, that's the closest I've seen you come to some self awareness and insight gj
Egarran 11.09.23	omg dad whoosh
DadKungFu 11.09.23	it’s ultimately my fault ppl think that, but yeah damn Colton, that's the closest I've seen you come to some self awareness and insight gj omg dad whoosh help me out eg I'm floundering here
Storm In A Teacup 11.09.23	Thats not selfawareness or insight. Clearly most of us didnt believe your douchebag attempts to make fun of users for losing their accounts etc. You dont get to be your own judge.
Ryus 11.09.23	you’ve been a naughty boy colton 😋
Storm In A Teacup 11.09.23	Nah, just a mouth breather.
Ryus 11.09.23	ok my mistake
JohnnyoftheWell 11.09.23	"closest I've seen you come to some self awareness and insight" brutal indication of how low the bar is here
SomeCallMeTim 11.09.23	DON'T GET ME WRONG, HE'S A NICE GUY, I LIKE HIM JUST FINE ...but he's a mouth breather
AsleepInTheBack 11.09.23	Sona comment be like poof
JohnnyoftheWell 11.09.23	posts about seppuku in the Beatles thread, follows through in the Colton thread? but yeah, defs worth reminding us that the scumminess of the whole affair is notably worse when you consider that it took advantage of the most fragile situation the site has been in possibly ever, and was followed up with dms to the effect that people did in fact believe it
pizzamachine 11.09.23	Good times
Colton86 11.09.23	i’m also the only one actively working on solutions
ToSmokMuzyki 11.09.23	colton the ahrd workin man
PotsyTater 11.09.23	Being an even bigger bitch than ever before isn’t a solution
ToSmokMuzyki 11.09.23	workin ahrder not smarter cmon now
Colton86 11.09.23	coltonmusic.com is a website created by users, for users. We can all actively work together to improve Coltonmusic with the inexpensive coding classes offered for only a couple ColtonCoins ™ per monthly subscription.
Colton86 11.09.23	ColtonCoding™ diplomas are recognized by all major companies including Microsoft, IBM and Wind Mobile, to name a few.
Mort. 11.09.23	this is such a depressing tease
Storm In A Teacup 11.09.23	Here, mort https://www.michaelcoltonmusic.com/
Mort. 11.09.23	omg its real
ToSmokMuzyki 11.09.23	subscribed
LeddSledd 11.09.23	sad to see him go
Ryus 11.09.23	did you listen to bladee today
Ryus 11.09.23	good job you will finally know what it feels like to open your third eye
robertsona 11.09.23	Ryus You know the question I have for you
robertsona 11.09.23	Colton should I chase after the members of Geese and interview them for coltonmusic. That’s on Saturday
Storm In A Teacup 11.09.23	"nobody lost their account b*zo" You sure about that?
pizzamachine 11.09.23	How sure on a scale of
Ryus 11.09.23	i do not know robert
ToSmokMuzyki 11.09.23	scheming buttdick music
pizzamachine 11.09.23	Big if true
Storm In A Teacup 11.09.23	Ohhhh Whooooaaaa Ohhhhhhhhh I cant believe i didnt say this Sooooonnnneerrr
robertsona 11.09.23	How did it go ryus
Ryus 11.09.23	oh lol quite enjoyable. no complaints from any of us. we went out to dinner first and then got a hotel n everything. most importantly, no weirdness afterwards (so far at least). we did our due diligence to make sure that this wouldn't result in any broken relationships between us. would do again
Colton61 11.09.23	two girls or two guys
Ryus 11.09.23	three guys
Colton61 11.09.23	do you plan out the nutting situation ahead of time or is it just spur of the moment
robertsona 11.09.23	if this was my school one of the staff members would have said “three guys is crazyyyyyyyy” or “that part”
Colton61 11.09.23	I remember when I met the CEO at my company and wasn’t sure how formal we had to be around him and then someone was talking about having halloween candy around the house and said “if it’s in front of me, I’m eating it” and he said “that’s what she said”
SomeCallMeTim 11.09.23	I remember peeing next to the governor of NY once