pizzamachine: Short people are sexy

pizzamachine 09.15.23	Whatchu know
Sinternet 09.15.23	who ran a dial-up line down the mines of moria, and why do i have to see dwarfposting
artiswar 09.15.23	lol
pizzamachine 09.15.23	Ur just jelly donut
bellovddd 09.15.23	1 is 1. good album
pizzamachine 09.16.23	True
DocSportello 09.16.23	fewer back problems lol
Spec 09.16.23	Short dudes are too angry.
pizzamachine 09.16.23	Thankfully, my wife is a female!
Spec 09.16.23	Phew thank goodness.
widowslaugh123 09.16.23	Fully expected this to be a throwback list
pizzamachine 09.16.23	Nostalgia is underrated
RogueNine 09.16.23	I knew I was good for something.
Spec 09.16.23	But I just haven’t found it yeetttttttt
unclereich 09.16.23	im 8''
CugnoBrasso 09.16.23	"Brasso" is a blend word that a friend of mine made up, mixing "basso" and "grasso" (Italian for "short" and "fat"). I'm no longer fat but yahhp, I decided to come clean
Winsomniac 09.16.23	Thx bro I'm short this makes me feel cute~
pizzamachine 09.16.23	if u got it flaunt it ;D
Storm In A Teacup 09.16.23	Lig is short for 'love island girl'
MoM 09.16.23	Short, people, tall people, beauty is an outside AND inside thing, together, and in the eyes of the beholder
pizzamachine 09.16.23	All I heard was my wife is sexy
pizzamachine 09.16.23	You know what I think we’ll be fine lol
MoM 09.16.23	It’ll be fine. Pizza, as long as you think your wife is sexy and she thinks you’re sexy, what’s the issue?
pizzamachine 09.16.23	There is no issue lol, there never was
MoM 09.16.23	Oh, I’m sorry, i misunderstood. And the it’ll be fine part was about your comment directly above. I should’ve structured that better, my bad. I’m glad things are all good, though!
pizzamachine 09.16.23	I got a sexy wife
MoM 09.16.23	So do I 😍🥰
Egarran 09.16.23	poidh
JesperL 09.16.23	thank u pizza i feel seen (for once)
pizzamachine 09.16.23	Zero discrimination here!
twlight 09.16.23	What do you consider to be short?
twlight 09.16.23	"Short dudes are too angry." thats a huge generalization but kind of true.... plenty of women have told me that they actually enjoy being with a shorter guy. you can kiss and look into each others eyes and whatnot. im "short" 5 ft 8in
pizzamachine 09.16.23	Something that uh looks pretty short
twlight 09.16.23	wha?
twlight 09.16.23	if we're talking about an empty pizza box on the floor, then yeah machine has a wife
MoM 09.16.23	If pizza’s a pizza his wife would be a pizza. Though, a pizza goes in a pizza box, so i guess there’s that, but why would she be on the floor?
Trifolium 09.16.23	True pizza, short guys are totally my type.
unclereich 09.17.23	im married to the game