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Awful records which are not so awful

Yes, stupid list, but...
1blink-182
Neighborhoods


Come on, this is not so bad.
2Danzig
6:66 Satan's Child


Just a little bit boring, but in rocks and it is evil.
3The Smashing Pumpkins
Zeitgeist


Production is terrible, but this is an a-ok album.
4Paradise Lost
Believe In Nothing (Remixed/Remastered)


Original mix is a little bit boring, but the songriting is not bad. Lot of hits.
5Machine Head
The Burning Red


The rap parts are disgusting. But for an new metal album it is awesome and one of the genre bests ever.
6Venom
Metal Black


Love it. Not as an Venom album but as an noise rock riff monster.
7Asphyx
God Cries


Very strange album. But if you would not know that it is Asphyx, it is an entertaining and confusing metal genre mix.
8Obituary
Darkest Day


It's straight forward, fun and hardcore-influenced metal. Come on, guys...
91349
Revelations of the Black Flame


Why should i hate one of the most hated black metal records? Black metal wants to be hate, right? Just don't expect black metal songs all the way through it and you should be able to love the dark anti-everything atmosphere of this album.
10Mortician
Chainsaw Dismemberment


One of the most radical grindcore records. This is the machine gun music that a lof of the grindies wanna be.
11Armored Saint
Revelation


This album is too long. Besides that, it is nice modern grunge metal.
12Judas Priest
Jugulator


As a Priest album, this is a disaster. Otherwise it is a nice heavy metal record.
13Entombed
Inferno


I fell asleep listening to this at the beach but honestly this is a heavy rocking and very solid record.
14Therapy?
Shameless


I have some love left for this Therapy?-outsider. Solid rocker.
15Samael
Above


Samael went all-in into black metal again with Above. And i like it after all this years. Production is cold, but the mix is just terrible.
16Ministry
Moral Hygiene


This is Return-to-form-Ministry.
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