BallsToTheWall: Ball’s Mosh Pit Tactics.

BallsToTheWall 06.03.23	Name your tactics. Pain is life fellas.
90m80s 06.03.23	don't forget to pick up some change
BallsToTheWall 06.03.23	Great idea. Throw a bunch of scratch off tickets as well.
el_newg 06.03.23	saw a band once that got us to do a circle pit of people doing commando rolls
BallsToTheWall 06.03.23	That’s amazing!
pizzamachine 06.03.23	Step 1: avoid people Step 2: do onto others as they do onto you 😈
ffs 06.03.23	i usually set myself on fire
ShadowRemains 06.03.23	typical ffs banger lmao
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	Ffs, I was thinking about that. I really need to learn how to relax. How you boys doing?
Koris 06.04.23	Backflips, belly flops, and suplexes. Fuckyeah
sneakers 06.04.23	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5k_y8-mO8 Cockroach mosh and theres nothing even close to it
sneakers 06.04.23	All though if I could ever get away with stone cold stunnering a guy in the pit like a legit one that would probably be a top 15- top 20 experience in my life
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	Sneakers, I love it!
PotsyTater 06.04.23	“https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5k_y8-mO8” This passes the vibe check “ All though if I could ever get away with stone cold stunnering a guy in the pit” This does not pass the vibe check
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	Both works for me. Love You guys and Sputnik, I need to get back into this shit again.
pizzamachine 06.04.23	Sput posts 4 life
PotsyTater 06.04.23	Making sure everyone is having a good time in a mosh is woke Going out of your way to intentionally cause bodily harm to people in a mosh is broke
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	A guy passed out last night at Currents and some young prick said they should take it easy out there.
Muzz79 06.04.23	Clearly the best tactic is standing at the back edge of the pit and enjoying unrestricted views of the stage and the pit. That’s what I’ve been doing for years since being in the actual pit
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	I did that at Gideon and got punched in the eye and knocked on my ass.
pizzamachine 06.04.23	Shit
Muzz79 06.04.23	Maybe at hardcore shows that wouldn’t work
sneakers 06.04.23	"“ All though if I could ever get away with stone cold stunnering a guy in the pit” This does not pass the vibe check " fair enough, I was half joking but also not joking, just the idea of stone cold stunnering a guy is pretty good tho u know it
Deez 06.04.23	For some reason I always stand kinda middle left side of everything. Even if standing at sports games and stuff back in the day, If a pit kicks off I usually stay on the egde or 1 or 2 deep for some guard. HxC shows I get the fk out the way , I use to go hard but im far to fking old now for that shit.
Anthracks 06.04.23	when you say fake bukkake pose are you referring to the individual receiving the loads?
MillionDead 06.04.23	Yeah, the fake bukkake pose is throwing me for a real loop. I mean, I always just do a real one.
PotsyTater 06.04.23	“ just the idea of stone cold stunnering a guy is pretty good tho u know it” That’s true, it’s a good fantasy
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	Shit, a real bukkakke in the pit would be lit!
PotsyTater 06.04.23	Now that’s what I call making sure everyone is having a good time in the mosh
BallsToTheWall 06.04.23	Everybody just gets off, is that the next Sleep Token show?
Anthracks 06.04.23	Yes imagine, brotherhood forged in metal, bonded by cum
IsisScript80 06.04.23	6. Fake bukkake pose "34 and still full of rage." Yeah, you shouldn't need to fake it at your age.
MoM 06.04.23	Are these bands?
Azazzel 06.04.23	when I'm in the pit I'm in the pit usually get tired and end up at the front of the pit and that's where I adopt the pose of ninja turtle Raphael with his twin sai pokey sticks. semi-crouched feet stagged, arms just under nipple height forming an oblong rhombus to my braced fists. have the structural taughtness to headbang, just enough cardinal orientation to shunt and deflect hits from the back and shock absorb the front with my forearms.