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Bands with the tastiest names

I'm skipping lunch, fuck this life.
1Acid Mammoth
Under Acid Hoof

Get a hit and a year worth of meat? Good deal.
2Archers of Loaf
Icky Mettle

Not icky at all to have a loaf of bread shot direct in your mouth.
3Cows
Effete And Impudent Snobs

Suck it, vegans! Suck daddy's tail!
4Cranes
Wings of Joy

One picked a fight with me as a kid so I enjoy eating them out of spite now.
5Drunkdriver
Drunkdriver

A proper meal will mean you're sober the morning after.
6Fudge Tunnel
Fudgecake

Mmm, brown and moist and sticky. Not invocative of anything else at all.
7Gorilla Biscuits
Gorilla Biscuits

Yes big gorilla bring me your biscuits. Dip them in a fudge tunnel.
8Jawbreaker
24 Hour Revenge Therapy

Jawbreakers!
9Just Mustard
Heart Under

Weak mustard is a sign of declining civilization.
10Korn
Follow the Leader

I could never guess one man could eat that much cooooorn.
11Lard
The Last Temptation of Reid

What isn't lard good for!
12Lubricated Goat
Plays The Devil's Music

Useful for other things besides eating. (Don't play with your food)
13Melt-Banana
Fetch

Mmmm a warm melted banana on a hot summer day to fuck up your fingers.
14Moloko
Statues

But I always drink plenty of... Malako?
15Otoboke Beaver
Itekoma Hits

I don't know what an Otoboke is, but beaver tails, man!
16PIG
Praise The Lard

Even the pig praises the lard.
17Red Hot Chili Peppers
By The Way

By the way, what a stupid band name.
18Stoner Kebab
Everything Fades to White

It speaks to me.
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