Users RANKED: Part 1
Just the users. |
| 1 |  | Manafest
Glory
MINORTIMBO12: Every thread he’s in he’s a nice guy. He has a uniquely non-underground taste in music and declares it to the world. He brings Christian rock to the forefront of Sputnik, a fun divergence from the usual slew of blackened anal music. 5/5 |
| 2 |  | Slint
Spiderland
Mort: A mysterious figure. He shows up now and then to speak his mind and will randomly go in a berserker rage if tested in any way. You never know when or where he will strike. When not mad he is cool as a cucumber, but when he’s mad he’s also cool. Basically, he’s Batman. His love for music and the site is endearing. 5/5 |
| 3 |  | Betraying the Martyrs
Breathe In Life
Emim: Can be seen floating in metalcore threads being chill as fuck. A sadly underrated user who gives much to the site in terms of the manner of a proper gent. He also has a sense of humour. A lad in short, with a pleasant demeanour of friendliness. 5/5 |
| 4 |  | Nile
In Their Darkened Shrines
Storm In A Teacup: If this man has ever said anything rude I don’t know about it. Dude’s just a pleasant guy all around. 5/5 |
| 5 |  | After Forever
After Forever
Dreamflight: An ancient spirit of Sputnik who’s soul is trapped in symphonic metal threads and other such things. He is knowledgeable, and will reveal his knowledge to worthy users. Chill. 5/5 |
| 6 |  | Slayer
Reign in Blood
Evilford: Can get along with literally anyone, what a lad. Impeccable taste in metal of course, and keeps classic albums bumped. 5/5 |
| 7 |  | Arch Enemy
Deceivers
Flugmorph: He’s chill, he’s quite funny, he’ll call yo mommy. Also the most loveable anime nerd in existence. 5/5 |
| 8 | | Sabaton
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Smok: The resident troll. Impossible to tell when he’s being serious and when he’s not. Impossible/easy person to get along with. The nuance he brings to the site of otherwise squeaky clean, law following users is incalculable. 5/5 |
| 9 |  | August Burns Red
Constellations
JayEnder: Gatekeeper of all and any metalcore act ever. Get on his train or get thrown the fuck off! He might call you a bitch, but don’t get mad about it cause it’s your fault. Also a casual lad. 5/5 |
| 10 |  | mewithoutYou
Pale Horses
Gyro: Resident boomer. Can be seen talking about how he wishes we could turn back time to the good old days, but now he’s stressed out. How cute. He is also a very friendly person as long as you’re not being a dumb dumb. If not, prepare to die. 5/5 |
| 11 |  | Iron Maiden
Dance of Death
Dryden: Imagine forgetting Dryden, the lord of metal. Classic user, the site needs him back. 5/5 |
| 12 |  | Justin Bieber
My Worlds Acoustic
Drifter: Literally drifts in and oot. Can be seen saying something delightfully normal or letting em have it. He’s like a box of chocolates with a caramel in it, and caramels are quite flavourful. Unfortunately, not everyone likes caramel. Known for never changing his avatar. 5/5 |
| 13 |  | ISIS
Oceanic
Scoot: Has ruffled approximately 0.5 feathers in his lengthy time at Sputnik. That’s a good thing. Man is a classic Sput user for a reason. Also, it would be weird not to bump into Scoot. He’s around - also a good thing. 5/5 |
| 14 |  | Guano Apes
Don't Give Me Names
DavidYowi: I haven’t talked to the lovely human much probs but they seem pretty rad. 5/5 |
| 15 |  | Korn
Follow the Leader
Vinnymcsoup: This guy came out of nowhere but he’s a welcome addition to the Sputnik family. Can be seen being a chill lad. 5/5 |
| 16 |  | Transcending Bizarre?
The Misanthrope's Fable
Zac124: Seems to like anything I like musically speaking which is strange yet welcome. Dude can seemingly enjoy any type of music as long as it’s music, nice. Also nice to chat to. Idc that’s all I can say about him really. He’s a lad. |
| 17 |  | Nile
Annihilation of the Wicked
Jeff Bigglestein: I don’t recall having hate towards this guy, but to be fair I’m quite positive. However, as trolls go there are more annoying ones. For that reason alone he must be given the sacred 5/5. |
| 18 |  | Mastodon
Emperor of Sand
Toondude10: Toondude is the kind of guy that says his peace and leaves whilst saying it peacefully. I’ve never had a problem with this guy, as far as I’m concerned he’s a classic user. 5/5 |
| 19 |  | The Devil Wears Prada
Color Decay
Relinquished: A classic user, if you disagree you’re dumb. Can be seen being based or not based but usually based. He has an opinion, he will say it dang it. Get ready to hear all about his musical taste, opinions on albums, objectivity talk, why he’s right on his political stance blah blah. Basically, he likes to chat and with such fire! A dang extrovert. 5/5 |
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