pizzamachine: Reasons Why Water Sucks

pizzamachine 08.14.22	.
Josh D. 08.14.22	hell I could drink
pizzamachine 08.14.22	Take it like a shot
STIGMATIZED 08.15.22	water can't suck but you can suck water
alamo 08.15.22	there's an entire the amity affliction album about it
combustion07 08.15.22	You've made great points. Quite frankly I think I am done with it. Fun fact: during my early years of high school I went nearly 3 years without ever even taking a sip of water. I strictly drank Mountain Dew and grape Gatorade through those years and I still remember the first time I took my first sip of water after that long stretch I felt my entire body change somehow after gulping it down. It was almost as though it revitalized me in some kind of way lol
Purpl3Spartan 08.15.22	Don’t you hate it when it tastes like cardboard at a restaurant
Sharenge 08.15.22	so I assume you hate money, oxygen, trees, people, life, the world, the sun and the universe as well?
IsisScript80 08.15.22	Water's okay... kinda needed for life on Earth to exist (and most likely elsewhere), so that's fair enough. Pizzas need it too. 3.5
Zac124 08.15.22	I am going to have to disagree here. I apologise but you cannot have a good old cup of tea without water. Slightly less important reason but one still worth mentioning is that life would simply not exist without water (which also means no tea!).
IsisScript80 08.15.22	"Which also means no tea!." Oh shit, you're right!!! How could I forget tea??!! Bumping my rating to 5.0 with IMMEDIATE effect!
Zac124 08.15.22	I drink tea, therefore I am.
YoYoMancuso 08.15.22	Imagine exposing yourself like this. Hydrophobia is an epidemic
LeddSledd 08.15.22	So true Soda and energy drinks only >>>>
rockarollacola 08.15.22	fish fuck in it
CaliggyJack 08.15.22	This list speaks to my soul
DatsNotDaMetulz 08.15.22	Gatorade is better
ConcubinaryCode 08.15.22	One of those Disney girls admitted she passes out from not drinking water and is starting a cactus water brand.
neekafat 08.15.22	feature this
SitarHero 08.16.22	"Birds shit in it" So do most humans. Also, life is a constant struggle to have juuuust the right amount of water, because if you have too little or too much it'll kill you. And frankly, i don't like that water has that much power over us. It's like a terrorist.
Pheromone 08.16.22	did you break the list function and the comment function with that tool review
SomeCallMeTim 08.16.22	water is good because you use it to make coffee
IsisScript80 08.16.22	"did you break the list function and the comment function with that tool review" You'd have to go back to 2014 and Kim Kardashian's arse to see the last time the internet was that broken.
sixdegrees 08.17.22	fluoride
Sharenge 08.17.22	gay frogs
Grimlin 08.17.22	Beer would suck without water, so H2O is A-OK. Also, I live in the mountains, and our water is fire.
Trifolium 08.17.22	The last Sputnik list in existence.
Heppasodge 08.17.22	a true internet relic
Demon of the Fall 08.17.22	yes
Vercetti 08.17.22	Now, that pizzamachine created the perfect list, we just don't need lists anymore. Face it: No list after this will give you the same pleasure as this one did.
Minortimbo12 08.17.22	you need water to make the sauce of the pizza
Vercetti 08.17.22	You need water to make the dough
DadKungFu 08.17.22	Are lists broken or has no one made a list in a few days?
Vercetti 08.17.22	They are broken
Kompys2000 08.17.22	Hating water seems like some real freak alien shit to me but then again I hate sleeping so who knows maybe brains are just fucked
MyNameIsPencil 08.18.22	this is brought to you by the kidney stone gang
BenThatsMyJamin 08.18.22	pretty sure hitler drank water
Minortimbo12 08.18.22	hi benjammin
EphemeralEternity 08.18.22	Little did he know he was publishing the last list in sputnik history
rockarollacola 08.18.22	Little did he know he was publishing the last list in sputnik history [2]
ArsMoriendi 08.18.22	Maybe this list broke the list machine
Minortimbo12 08.18.22	Remember the Alamo [2]
Minortimbo12 08.18.22	Little did he know he was publishing the last list in sputnik history [3]
Ignimbrite 08.18.22	Based list
Sharenge 08.19.22	based on what?
Ignimbrite 08.19.22	Deez nutz
DadKungFu 08.19.22	Fish fuck in it
Sharenge 08.19.22	pretty sure they doin' more than that
evilford 08.19.22	Im pissed. When are they gonna fix lists it's literally been like 5 days
Minortimbo12 08.19.22	okay thats what causes a storm in a teacup?
BallsToTheWall 08.19.22	Water sucks it really really sucks.
evilford 08.19.22	Gaaaayyyyytoraaaadddeeeeee
rockarollacola 08.19.22	The list so bad it made Sputnik kill itself.
rockarollacola 08.19.22	Feature this fucking list.
Mort. 08.20.22	sput front page is broke call mr joms
Mort. 08.20.22	its fixed now, your welcome
Tyler. 08.20.22	a machine made out of pizza or a machine that makes pizza ?
Parallels 08.20.22	the temperature is it's flavour
Heppasodge 08.20.22	This prob does deserve a feature
Heppasodge 08.20.22	never to be forgotten
SitarHero 08.20.22	Hey Pizza machine what's up with your hot dog av?
normaloctagon 08.20.22	Oh, you think water is your ally
ToSmokMuzyki 08.20.22	fuck the water tribe agreed earth ftw
pizzamachine 10.16.23	Water is actually nice
SomeCallMeTim 10.16.23	sparkling water > still water
MoM 10.16.23	Water keeps my pee from burning me (I’ve yet to have a flavoured sparkling water that doesn’t make me scrunch up my face)
SomeCallMeTim 10.16.23	yeah some flavored sparkling water is garb (bubbly brand pretty good tho) but just original sparkling is where its at
DominionMM1 10.16.23	counterpoint: you can use it to make beer
pizzamachine 03.08.26	That’s a good point
Wildcardbitchesss 03.08.26	For some reason I’m picturing that asmongold loser taking a big sip of water, being disgusted by it, and washing it down with soda… this mf really had to chase water with soda lmfao
IsisScript80 03.08.26	Ah, Pizza's "water sucks" thread... all bumped and shit. Cool.
LouBreed 03.08.26	I've heard that Adolf Hitler drank water. Regularly. Do you really want to be like him? I'm sure there are better examples to follow
Emim 03.08.26	You can't drown from drinking water 0/10 list
Asdfp277 03.08.26	ai propaganda
Calc 03.08.26	"You can't drown from drinking water 0/10 list" but it can poison you which is still pretty ass.
Emim 03.08.26	Just don't hold your wee for a Wii and you'll be alright
Demon of the Fall 03.08.26	Water is non-ironically the absolute best non-alcoholic / non-caffeinated beverage. I need to get thru the day / week like any struggling but vaguely functioning adult, yet I also need to rehydrate when that’s not a legitimate or sensible option Anything else is surplus to requirements (I do have the occasional herbal tea in the evenings fml)
jrlikestodance 03.08.26	I need water when im dancing
arthropod 03.08.26	I need water after I'm growling.
Emim 03.09.26	https://youtu.be/UxYkB3BE5HE?feature=shared
JeetJeet 03.09.26	Propaganda list paid for by Big Dehydration
Aids 03.09.26	Yeah I live in the PNW and water is elite imo best drink, best liquid of all time prob
pizzamachine 03.09.26	Put ice in water and hells yeah guys. Why does it taste better???
unclereich 03.09.26	Well yea you eat drink and live pizza this isn’t surprising
Asdfp277 03.15.26	@pizz a machine: it's the freeze particles