pizzamachine
08.14.22 | . |
Josh D.
08.14.22 | hell I could drink |
pizzamachine
08.14.22 | Take it like a shot |
STIGMATIZED
08.15.22 | water can't suck but you can suck water |
alamo
08.15.22 | there's an entire the amity affliction album about it |
combustion07
08.15.22 | You've made great points. Quite frankly I think I am done with it.
Fun fact: during my early years of high school I went nearly 3 years without ever even taking a sip of water. I strictly drank Mountain Dew and grape Gatorade through those years and I still remember the first time I took my first sip of water after that long stretch I felt my entire body change somehow after gulping it down. It was almost as though it revitalized me in some kind of way lol |
Purpl3Spartan
08.15.22 | Don’t you hate it when it tastes like cardboard at a restaurant |
Sharenge
08.15.22 | so I assume you hate money, oxygen, trees, people, life, the world, the sun and the universe as well? |
IsisScript80
08.15.22 | Water's okay... kinda needed for life on Earth to exist (and most likely elsewhere), so that's fair enough. Pizzas need it too. 3.5 |
Zac124
08.15.22 | I am going to have to disagree here. I apologise but you cannot have a good old cup of tea without water. Slightly less important reason but one still worth mentioning is that life would simply not exist without water (which also means no tea!). |
IsisScript80
08.15.22 | "Which also means no tea!."
Oh shit, you're right!!! How could I forget tea??!! Bumping my rating to 5.0 with IMMEDIATE effect! |
Zac124
08.15.22 | I drink tea, therefore I am. |
YoYoMancuso
08.15.22 | Imagine exposing yourself like this. Hydrophobia is an epidemic |
LeddSledd
08.15.22 | So true
Soda and energy drinks only >>>> |
rockarollacola
08.15.22 | fish fuck in it |
CaliggyJack
08.15.22 | This list speaks to my soul |
DatsNotDaMetulz
08.15.22 | Gatorade is better |
ConcubinaryCode
08.15.22 | One of those Disney girls admitted she passes out from not drinking water and is starting a cactus water brand. |
neekafat
08.15.22 | feature this |
SitarHero
08.16.22 | "Birds shit in it"
So do most humans.
Also, life is a constant struggle to have juuuust the right amount of water, because if you have too little or too much it'll kill you. And frankly, i don't like that water has that much power over us. It's like a terrorist. |
Pheromone
08.16.22 | did you break the list function and the comment function with that tool review |
SomeCallMeTim
08.16.22 | water is good because you use it to make coffee |
IsisScript80
08.16.22 | "did you break the list function and the comment function with that tool review"
You'd have to go back to 2014 and Kim Kardashian's arse to see the last time the internet was that broken. |
sixdegrees
08.17.22 | fluoride |
Sharenge
08.17.22 | gay frogs |
Grimlin
08.17.22 | Beer would suck without water, so H2O is A-OK. Also, I live in the mountains, and our water is fire. |
Trifolium
08.17.22 | The last Sputnik list in existence. |
Heppasodge
08.17.22 | a true internet relic |
Demon of the Fall
08.17.22 | yes |
Vercetti
08.17.22 | Now, that pizzamachine created the perfect list, we just don't need lists anymore. Face it: No list after this will give you the same pleasure as this one did. |
Minortimbo12
08.17.22 | you need water to make the sauce of the pizza |
Vercetti
08.17.22 | You need water to make the dough |
DadKungFu
08.17.22 | Are lists broken or has no one made a list in a few days? |
Vercetti
08.17.22 | They are broken |
Kompys2000
08.17.22 | Hating water seems like some real freak alien shit to me but then again I hate sleeping so who knows maybe brains are just fucked |
MyNameIsPencil
08.18.22 | this is brought to you by the kidney stone gang |
BenThatsMyJamin
08.18.22 | pretty sure hitler drank water |
Minortimbo12
08.18.22 | hi benjammin |
EphemeralEternity
08.18.22 | Little did he know he was publishing the last list in sputnik history |
rockarollacola
08.18.22 | Little did he know he was publishing the last list in sputnik history
[2] |
ArsMoriendi
08.18.22 | Maybe this list broke the list machine |
Minortimbo12
08.18.22 | Remember the Alamo [2] |
Minortimbo12
08.18.22 | Little did he know he was publishing the last list in sputnik history [3] |
Ignimbrite
08.18.22 | Based list |
Sharenge
08.19.22 | based on what? |
Ignimbrite
08.19.22 | Deez nutz |
DadKungFu
08.19.22 | Fish fuck in it
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Sharenge
08.19.22 | pretty sure they doin' more than that |
evilford
08.19.22 | Im pissed. When are they gonna fix lists it's literally been like 5 days |
Minortimbo12
08.19.22 | okay
thats what causes a storm in a teacup? |
BallsToTheWall
08.19.22 | Water sucks it really really sucks. |
evilford
08.19.22 | Gaaaayyyyytoraaaadddeeeeee |
rockarollacola
08.19.22 | The list so bad it made Sputnik kill itself. |
rockarollacola
08.19.22 | Feature this fucking list. |
Mort.
08.20.22 | sput front page is broke call mr joms |
Mort.
08.20.22 | its fixed now, your welcome |
Tyler.
08.20.22 | a machine made out of pizza or a machine that makes pizza ? |
Parallels
08.20.22 | the temperature is it's flavour |
Heppasodge
08.20.22 | This prob does deserve a feature |
Heppasodge
08.20.22 | never to be forgotten |
SitarHero
08.20.22 | Hey Pizza machine what's up with your hot dog av? |
normaloctagon
08.20.22 | Oh, you think water is your ally |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.20.22 | fuck the water tribe agreed
earth ftw |
pizzamachine
10.16.23 | Water is actually nice |
SomeCallMeTim
10.16.23 | sparkling water > still water |
MoM
10.16.23 | Water keeps my pee from burning me
(I’ve yet to have a flavoured sparkling water that doesn’t make me scrunch up my face)
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SomeCallMeTim
10.16.23 | yeah some flavored sparkling water is garb (bubbly brand pretty good tho) but just original sparkling is where its at |
DominionMM1
10.16.23 | counterpoint: you can use it to make beer |