kkarron: how often do you guys actually shower?

kkarron 08.11.22	serious answers only please
Sharenge 08.11.22	daily
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.22	8 to 14 times a week. A rare day is when I have to take 3 showers in a day when I work multiple shifts outside and it stays over 95 outside. A rarer day would be not having a shower at all.
Purpl3Spartan 08.11.22	Daily for the most part
Kusangii 08.11.22	Every or every other day unless I'm in a complete rut
Demon of the Fall 08.11.22	daily, twice at times like this. i.e. hot as fuck outside I'm not overweight and do exercise but for whatever reason I've always sweated a lot (partially anxiety related I reckon), so I could never consider going without and on hotter days I have to shower when I get home too. I feel horrid otherwise.
Deez 08.11.22	Whenever my balls smell like vinegar
Sharenge 08.11.22	I think what you meant to say is "whenever deez nuts smell like vinegar"
gravityswitch 08.11.22	daily, but twice a day since the heatwave (just running cold water for the second one actually).
claygurnz 08.11.22	Once a day when I wake up without fail, if I workout then I shower after so twice
JohnnyoftheWell 08.11.22	Once in the morning to wake up, once in the evening to get the day off my skin. Sometimes take a bath instead in the evening
Gyromania 08.11.22	I take about 8 baths a week and prob 5 showers
zakalwe 08.11.22	When the Sun travels along its northernmost path in the sky I put the juggling balls down and have a quick whores bath
Jasdevi087 08.11.22	daily and upto twice daily, got to with this crazy schedule of grass touching
Jasdevi087 08.11.22	zak i have no idea wtf you just said but it gives me medieval court jester vibes and i respect that a lot
Josh D. 08.11.22	?
ArsMoriendi 08.11.22	Daily, almost always early morning
Demon of the Fall 08.11.22	also sometimes I admittedly forgo the morning shower if I'm taking myself off for a run mid-morning, because having one seems like a waste of time, energy, water etc. (only relevant at weekends usually) If I'm running later in the day this doesn't apply, obviously
fogza 08.11.22	"Sometimes take a bath instead in the evening" so bohemian
fogza 08.11.22	daily for me
STIGMATIZED 08.11.22	daily. this isn't reddit you know
pizzamachine 08.11.22	A lot
ReefaJones 08.11.22	Everytime after I train so like 4 times a week. The other days I just wash my armpits and crotch.
JeremiahBullfrog 08.11.22	Once everyday at least, how everyone in a first world country with water access should be showering. No idea why I still have to smell stale BO in 2022.
anode 08.11.22	Once in the morning and once at night. Sometimes I skip the morning if I’m running late but my dick starts to smell so not ideal
DarkSideOfLucca 08.11.22	Once a day, sometimes twice if I have to shower before the gym
SharkTooth 08.11.22	twice a day, one in the morning and one before I go to bed
TheSpirit 08.11.22	once a day during the week, first thing in the morning. on the weekend it depends on whether i have anything to do or if i am going to stay in like the recluse i am and gorge myself on tacos and/or poke bowls
Relinquished 08.11.22	what kind of broke boy question is this
anode 08.11.22	This is the kind of question that we need so we can get a census in the hygiene of sputnik users
tommygun 08.11.22	Twice daily obv Before leaving the house and before getting into bed
mrdogthrow 08.11.22	waffle stomping is badass
MO 08.11.22	"what kind of broke boy question is this" seriously. shit don't change till you get up an wash yo ass
el_newg 08.11.22	maybe like once every couple weeks
Sinternet 08.11.22	Daily but unless you sweat a lot twice a day is kinda bad for you, stops your body from relenisbing natural oils and you shouldnt use chemical soaps or gels to wash if you do
fogza 08.11.22	"relenisbing" this typo is somehow pleasing
Trebor. 08.11.22	I only wash the key areas every day and a full body shower like once a week. Since I started showering less my skin has been less dry and I smell less often
IsisScript80 08.11.22	"Daily for the most part" "daily" "Once a day when I wake up without fail, if I workout then I shower after so twice" "A lot" Etc... An internet nerd community claiming reasonable personal hygiene. Hmmm...
Wildcardbitchesss 08.11.22	if I’m working before and after my shift, if I’m off usually just before I go to bed
Egarran 08.11.22	So what soaps do you guys use?
beefshoes 08.11.22	Dawn dish detergent
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Not surprised reefa has the worst hygiene here
TheTripP 08.11.22	Every night before bedtime, I may miss a night on the weekends though depending on how late I stay up gaming/drinking. Soap: Dove Men Care Relaxing Eucalyptus and Cedar Hydrating Body Wash Soap (I looked it up to remember)
Demon of the Fall 08.11.22	Getting in the shower wakes me up, can’t imagine doing it before bed Also night sweats often make me feel yucky by the morning
SharkTooth 08.11.22	old spice body wash, current one is the 'Swagger' brand
TheTripP 08.11.22	I mean a warm to hot shower and taking melatonin beforehand helps you get loose and tired real fast, I wash my face in the mornings because honestly I wake up way to late for work and wouldn't make it in time if I did shower.
Demon of the Fall 08.11.22	I get up way too early and sit down with my coffee, the wife gets up first and I could never sleep after that. I have like a full hour and a half before leaving the house sometimes, no way I need all that Understandable though, used to be the same once upon a time
PotsyTater 08.11.22	“ old spice body wash” 🤢🤮🤮🤮 bruhh Y’all need soap help
PotsyTater 08.11.22	“ Dove Men Care” 😣😣😣
gryndstone 08.11.22	once a day unless i feel gross on a particularly hot one
gryndstone 08.11.22	re Soap: Depending on the day those shitty super plain ones from the supermarket or something from Lush
TheTripP 08.11.22	Well @Potsy give some mofuggin suggestions
PotsyTater 08.11.22	ZumBar Dragon’s Blood goat milk soap is amazing, it has the best lather of any soap I’ve ever used. Saje soaps are good, great scents but pricey. Dr. Squatch soaps are really good even tho their marketing is cringey as fuck. Also expensive tho but you can cut them in half to preserve. Only flavour I wouldn’t recommend is the fresh falls. Lush stuff is fine but I prefer their shampoos and scrubs to their soaps. I like BIG as it has sea salt in it which is great for exfoliating your scalp. There is also a really nice charcoal one. Highly recommend Kiel’s Facial Fuel for a face scrub.
gravityswitch 08.11.22	Savon de Marseille here, yeah boiii
PotsyTater 08.11.22	If you are lazy or low maintenance, Dr Bronners liquid Castile soap is great too and you can just use it for everything as long as you don’t have sensitive skin
PotsyTater 08.11.22	“ Savon de Marseille here” This looks great
Wildcardbitchesss 08.11.22	look I use dove and it gets the job done. I’m not going to a fuckin boutique to buy soap
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Everything I said can be found in either a supermarket or online except lush 😂
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Ask any lady on the planet if little things like not using garbage soap goes a long way in making men more attractive. I’m jus tryna help 😂
Wildcardbitchesss 08.11.22	I haven’t gotten any complaints
TheTripP 08.11.22	I agree with @wild, but I love the smell of Dragon's Blood so for @potsy I am gonna buy me some milk soap, do you use it on it's own or use a rag/loofa to scrub it?
PotsyTater 08.11.22	“ I haven’t gotten any complaints” Any reasonable woman will look through a man’s bathroom and then laugh about it with their friends. Just because you haven’t had complaints doesn’t mean they aren’t being raised @thetripp Im a loofa guy. Especially with that soap cuz it lathers so good.
TheTripP 08.11.22	Cool I prefer loofas myself! I will letcha know what I think of it once it comes in
oisincoleman64 08.11.22	wash your ball
TheTripP 08.11.22	which one in particular?
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Wash the little one and just let the other one marinate
TheTripP 08.11.22	Okay will compare smell/texture/bacteria volume in a month
Sinternet 08.11.22	wash ur ass too while ur at it guys wanna get ass eaten and then dont clean 🤮
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Yeah seriously, I just saw a Reddit post of a guy asking if anyone else spread their cheeks in the shower to get a deep clean and was deeply disturbed by how many answers were “no” or “that’s gay”
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.22	Anyone who says “that’s gay” to that specific thing is probably anti-abortion.
Nomos2 08.11.22	People are nuts about dirty butts, I swear. Just wild about neglecting hygiene. They use their cheeks to protect their anus during a shower, depriving them of a good cleave. I also am an attentive public shitter. You guys ever be in a bathroom stall and hear people? They wipe for four seconds and peace out, content with all the dingleberries growing there. Any sane person wipes deep until all traces of brown are gone. yes, I am passionate about this. people are so gross.
Nomos2 08.11.22	agreed, anyone who says "that's gay", or "that's retarded" also supports the thin blue line
Wildcardbitchesss 08.11.22	you guys put water in ur ass? That’s literally communism
PotsyTater 08.11.22	@nomos hell yeah brother. I honestly actively do my best to not shit in public because first of all ew but mostly of all it does not facilitate the kind of clean up job that I expect and deserve. I keep moist toilettes at home but if I’m somewhere that doesn’t have them I still do everything in my power to use water and tp to clean up without a single trace, and in a public bathroom with stalls you can’t exactly just hobble over to the sink real quick to moisten some tp and a 100% dry wipe just does not do it for me
Wildcardbitchesss 08.11.22	I actually really do fuck with baby wipes. Toilet paper leaves shit in there
PotsyTater 08.11.22	You gotta get a good inch of rectum returning tp tests white as snow or else you have not completed your job.
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Hell yeah moist towelette gang
PotsyTater 08.11.22	You can straight up FEEL when you haven’t done a good enough job, I don’t know how dudes live their lives walking around with itchy butthole
TheTripP 08.11.22	FLUSHABLE wipes for sure, and yeah I wipe my ass maybe a little too intently (in the shower)... but I fear being the guy that smells. I like being the hygienic guy, plus the occasional eaten ass edit yeah work and bar wipes are straight ass... making me chafe and shit
osmark86 08.11.22	once every hour
Nomos2 08.11.22	thanks for the butthole solidarity, brothers clean ya holes people, it's easy wipe until it's bone dry and white anything else is a pig-like admission of wearing filth like a badge
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Yeah flushable of course “ edit yeah work and bar wipes are straight ass... making me chafe and shit” I have a secret wipe stash at work lol
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Ok here’s where we might diverge but sitting or standing? I don’t know how people wipe sitting. It’s insane. If I’m not in public not only will I stand, but I will take my pants off of one leg so that I can put my foot up on the nearest stable surface for maximum spread so that I can maximize wipe efficiency, depth, and detail
PotsyTater 08.11.22	If I can’t do the leg prop I guess it’s more of a reluctant crouch than a stand but it’s certainly not a sit
combustion07 08.11.22	Every other day/Everyday depending on how hard the work day was. Not gonna lie though I've fell into some deep depressions and had some times where I'm just straight up nasty tbh lol
TheTripP 08.11.22	Sitting and leaning, I am pretty lanky so I can spread and reach and such with ease lmao
TheTripP 08.11.22	glad you are in a better place @combustion
PotsyTater 08.11.22	Like do you lean forward or lean to one side? I heard people sayin they REACH INTO THE TOULET BOWL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS AND WIPE FORWARD like BRUHHH WUT
GhandhiLion 08.11.22	weird comment
pizzamachine 08.11.22	Sounds like y’all both need showers bad damn
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.22	How would each of you feel if this were the last thread you saw on Sputnik before the site finally died forever?
Koris 08.11.22	"Like do you lean forward or lean to one side? I heard people sayin they REACH INTO THE TOULET BOWL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS AND WIPE FORWARD like BRUHHH WUT" Yeah, that's how people get UTIs. BACK TO THE FRONT! Anyway, I stand when wiping. And it seems like people in one camp can never understand the logic of the other camp. People who sit wiping think the standing ones are crazy, and vice versa... personally, I can understand both methods, but the sitting technique is just awkward and uncomfortable for me
Koris 08.11.22	But if you wanna REALLY show dominance in the restroom, you pull down your pants when using the urinal. That's the ultimate alpha move
ArsMoriendi 08.11.22	What kind of soap/shampoo/conditioner do you guys use
Koris 08.11.22	Irish Spring body wash and Head & Shoulders shampoo for me :]
pizzamachine 08.11.22	Head and shoulders shampoo for me or I get dandruff
sonictheplumber 08.11.22	do not use any product that says "for men" or "6 in 1" or any crazy shit like that
sonictheplumber 08.11.22	im friends with some dudes who are like "i dont wanna smell like a girl" but they also dont get laid ever
pizzamachine 08.11.22	It’s not really just for men, it’s just advertised that way
sonictheplumber 08.11.22	true i know some hot ass ladies who use scottish athlete's 7 in 1 blend
sonictheplumber 08.11.22	as far as yucky things though i do shit in public but im pretty good at wiping ass and my diet tends to produce good dookie
pizzamachine 08.11.22	“Woman’s” body wash is lit I don’t know who wouldn’t want to smell like peppermints or some delicious shit the choice is obvious
ArsMoriendi 08.11.22	-the Pantene shampoo for curly hair -the Pantene moisture renewal conditioner -Classic Dove soap (best common soap for those with eczema since it doesn't dry skin out as much)
PotsyTater 08.11.22	“ Irish Spring body wash and Head & Shoulders shampoo for me :]” BrUuuhhUuuuUhhh
pizzamachine 08.11.22	Can’t tell if you’re pained or aroused
CygnusX1 08.11.22	I used to use basic ass old spice body wash crap, then my eyes were opened to the world of p r o d u c t s and now skin care game is legit
Koris 08.11.22	I mean hey, it gets the job done
pizzamachine 08.11.22	you could smell like an entire pine forest complete with tree sap up the ass why choose Old Spice
ReefaJones 08.12.22	All those skin care products are a giant scam lmao but I guess dudes these days are so desperate for pussy they'll fall for anything
Eakflanderyof 08.12.22	Twice a day because it keeps my eczema at bay
JAV 08.12.22	Depends. If I get sweaty every day I will shower every day. If not every other day is preferred.
pizzamachine 08.12.22	Yeh
sonictheplumber 08.12.22	skin care products arent a scam, idk how dudes think its manly to not use lotion
Colton 08.12.22	I use a 6 in 1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/shaving cream/toothpaste/peanut butter
beefshoes 08.12.22	Disturbed by the fact that no one here has mentioned a bidet.
WatchItExplode 08.12.22	I have a hard time believing that sputnickers are active enough to require multiple showers a daily
PotsyTater 08.12.22	@beef if it makes you feel any better I’ve been thinking about bidets all day because of this thread
rockarollacola 08.12.22	Once a day, usually before bed. Sometimes twice a day if I feel nasty when I wake up.
Colton 08.12.22	bidets are unnecessary
Sharenge 08.12.22	water isn't
LeddSledd 08.12.22	good thread
LeddSledd 08.12.22	shower daily currently cuz it's 95+ almost every day and a cold shower after work is the only thing keeping me sane
TRMshadow 08.12.22	Daily, unless it's a cool day all day and I don't go out (don't sweat at all).
ReefaJones 08.12.22	"skin care products arent a scam, idk how dudes think its manly to not use lotion" Moisturizers aren't a scam but that's about all you need. All the other shit is useless
Demon of the Fall 08.12.22	of course there was a discussion about shitting in here, lol Sput but yeah, lean to the side while sitting is the only way I don't have anything against men using moisturiser (why would you?) I've just literally never given it a moments thought... maybe I should?
Demon of the Fall 08.12.22	'im friends with some dudes who are like "i dont wanna smell like a girl" but they also dont get laid ever' when I cannot be arsed washing my hair I reach for the coconut dry shampoo and don't look back, cocoa butter hand cream is smells pretty damn nice as well - makes me wanna lick my hands after using it
ReefaJones 08.12.22	"I don't have anything against men using moisturiser (why would you?) I've just literally never given it a moments thought... maybe I should?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH-_ZUILk0 it's a comedy bit but basically this
DaveTrane 08.12.22	i shower every second day and try to use as little water as possible -> 5-7 l
mindleviticus 08.19.22	Daily maybe twice a day if I'm running or working out
bighubbabuddha 06.15.23	rarely, i love BO
DoofDoof 06.15.23	twice a day
StormChaser 06.15.23	daily at the minimum
mindleviticus 06.15.23	once a day unless I work out
SomeCallMeTim 06.15.23	whenever your mom showers
kkarron 06.16.23	of all the lists to necromance...
Koris 06.16.23	What the fuck was I thinking with some of my earlier comments on this thread? lol
Koris 06.16.23	Anyway, I shower once a day. With the exception of weekends, where I'll occasionally give myself a non-shower day, especially if I'm not going anywhere
LastRites442 06.16.23	One in the morning & if I work out in the evening then a second shower before bed is my typical routine.
gryndstone 06.16.23	typically every night, i'll skip one if i didn't really exert any physical energy for the day though
Pheromone 06.16.23	haven't showered once this year
MoM 06.16.23	“ I shower once a day. With the exception of weekends, where I'll occasionally give myself a non-shower day, especially if I'm not going anywhere” [2]
Egarran 06.16.23	I only bathe in goat's milk.
robertsona 06.16.23	Every day in the morning
fogza 06.16.23	I shower 14 times a day my fingers are permanently pruned