pizzamachine: The Holy Trinity: Reviewed!

pizzamachine 06.14.22	You heard it here first ladies and gents
Vercetti 06.14.22	Didn't know there was a band called Satan's Penguins. Jesus is kinda cool.
pizzamachine 06.14.22	If you know you know
DadKungFu 06.15.22	Knowledge of the Father, knowledge of the Son, and knowledge of the Holy Spirit cannot be separated from one another, for God is known only through the one movement of self-revelation from the Father, through the Son and in the Holy Spirit. It was with this understanding of the oneness of God’s triadic revelation of himself through himself that Athanasius found it intrinsically and conceptually necessary to apply the Nicenc homoousion to the relation of the Spirit to God the Son and of the Spirit to God the Father.
pizzamachine 06.15.22	Tell me something I don’t know
DadKungFu 06.15.22	I mean, it doesn't really work to review the separate persons of the trinity then
Koris 06.15.22	Laun, laun ago, aunimals aund trees talked to ee'ch oda, but no fire at da time. Ye see, Fox was mostest clever and he tried to dink of a way to ceate fire around da world. Un day, though, he decided to viset the Geece, te-sl, whose cry he wished to learn to mock-mock on the flock- flock goona. Dey promise to teach him if he would fly wid him. So dey contrived a way for to attach wings on Fox, but warned the 'yun savior he could never open his eyes. Whoever the geese was he iz new fire controllable tetitlenaiotlendtydy-kooke. Dat evening, fox he 'faund wata to spring fireflies his water of life, so den he could fly and mix earth with wata. He den saw a luvely 'yun lad beating on a drum, who den excited da fireflies but not him. He says "It is too cool here, I need a warmer place." As fox run along, brush 'aund water and create circle of life. Den soon everybody cum and gather around and unite as one. For da Apache nation of unga-tuta, dis was a gosend and dey soon learned to keep themselves warm and provide shelta'. Yada-Yada!
pizzamachine 06.15.22	I’m agnostic
DadKungFu 06.15.22	The Mandé creation myth is the traditional creation myth of the Mandé peoples of southern Mali. The story begins when Mangala, the creator god, tries making a balaza seed but it failed. Then he made two eleusine seeds of different kinds, which the people of Keita call "the egg of the world in two twin parts which were to procreate". Then Mangala made three more pairs of seeds, and each pair became the four elements, the four directions, as corners in the framework of the world's creation. This he folded into a hibiscus seed. The twin pairs of seeds, which are seen as having opposite sex, are referred to as the egg or placenta of the world. This egg held an additional two pairs of twins, one male and one female, who were the archetype of people. Among them was Pemba who wished to dominate and so he left the egg early, ripping a piece of his placenta. Pemba fell through space and his torn placenta became the earth. Because he left the egg prematurely the earth formed from this piece was arid and barren and of no use to Pemba. So Pemba tried to return to the egg, to rejoin his twin and his place in the rest of the placenta. But it was not to be found-Mangala had changed the remaining placenta into the sun. So Pemba stole male seeds from Mangala's clavicle, and took them to the barren earth and planted them there. Only one of them could germinate in the dry earth, a male eleusine seed which grew in the blood of the placenta. But because Pemba had stolen the seed and it germinated in Pemba's own placenta, the earth became impure and the eleusine seed turned red. Faro, the other male twin, who had assumed the form of twin fish, was sacrificed to atone for Pemba and purify the earth. Faro was cut into sixty pieces which fell to the earth where they became trees. Mangala restored Faro to life giving him now the form of a human, and sent him down to earth in an ark made from his placenta. With him came four pairs of male and four pairs of female twins who became the original ancestors of mankind, all made from Faro's placenta. The ark also held all the animals and plants, which also carried the male and female life force. Sourakata followed with the first sacred drum made of the sacrificed Faro's skull which he played to bring rain. When the rain did not come, the ancestral smith came to earth and with his hammer, he struck a rock and then the rain came. Faro created all the world that mankind has come to know from the descendants of Mangala's original egg seeds. He caused the land to flood to wash away the impure seed of his brother, Pemba. From this flood, only the good were saved, sheltered by Faro's ark.
pizzamachine 06.15.22	Tell me something I don’t know
chemicalmarriage 06.15.22	This list and thread should be required reading for any new user joining sput
pizzamachine 06.15.22	Do I smell a feature
Minortimbo12 07.13.22	Tell you something you don't know, hmm God loves everyone
pizzamachine 07.13.22	Prove it ;D
Minortimbo12 07.17.22	he gives everyone second chances he also made you
pizzamachine 07.17.22	No, my mom did that
pizzamachine 07.17.22	In comparison to drowning almost everyone on Earth, I think I’m not that evil.