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| The long and winding morning...
So it's 6am Memorial Day, right? Another day in my shitty marriage, and instead of some steamy sex, I am doing laundry. My husband had an all-nighter on this dumb site for elite audiophiles, he's definitely going to have headaches again, and I am going to have to endure 5 hours of "ambient" music he puts on to soothe himself ("ambient" is what he calls Sunn O))) ). I'd kill him, but that's risky, so I have to find some spineless creature to make do that for me. Our naiv neighbor is spot on for this job. He likes Hollywood and he jerks on with his socks, so I have a great idea: propose to him that he takes on my husband, and I do his laundry (I lied oc). "Deadly women style!" he exclaims with awe, and I nod indifferently staring at the t.v., now playing Selling Sunset. He insisted that we do an elaborate plan, and I hesitate, but in order to get rid of him, I let him tie me and phtograph me. Note, I didn't stop eating his food and watching tv the entire time... My husband should understand it's a scam, but who cares, it's going to keep him busy for a while... Sun O))) starts playing, eventually, and the idiot neighbor leaves the apartment. I hear them cockfighting in the corridor. "What on earth are you listening?" my partner in crime yells, and my idiot husband replies "Unearth? Dude, you got to polish your taste. Do you know Sputnikmusic.com?" I can't stand this, and eyes-rolling, I call the police to have them both cuffed. I pose as an old-lady this time, to cover my traces, but the lazy policeman doesn't seem to care anyway.... Useless cops... The neighbor returned a while ago and is now writing something on the same Stupidmusic.com my husband uses... I think in an other life they would be best friends. God forbid this happens in this one.... | | 1 |  | Shilpa Ray
It's All Self Fellatio | | 2 |  | GGGOLDDD
This Shame Should Not Be Mine | | 3 |  | Lingua Ignota
SINNER GET READY | |
Mythodea
05.31.22 | Do you have any more chips? And a beer? | parksungjoon
05.31.22 | >So it's 6am Memorial Day, right?
arent u greek | Mythodea
05.31.22 | Yes | parksungjoon
05.31.22 | immersion ruined | Mythodea
05.31.22 | All this is happening in Astoria, a New York city block accomodating Greeks since the 60's. My grandma came here when she was only 12. Don't direspect family history. Malaka. Souvlaki. Mousaka. | pizzamachine
05.31.22 | I’m sorry you suffered so greatly. My family will be praying for you. ❤️ | Storm In A Teacup
05.31.22 | Rip sex life, hope you cum again | Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.31.22 | Yes | pizzamachine
05.31.22 | We cum in peace. 👽 |
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