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Crazy morning wtf

I was playing quiet ambient music at 12:05 PM when my fucking stupid ass neighbour knocked on my door so hard it sounded like it hurt his moisturized hands. He shows me a picture of my wife and says if I don’t turn off my music he’ll kill my wife. I obviously touch myself down there cause it’s a pic of my wife. The dude’s like, “Dude, no homo” and leaves. Still haven’t got my wife back though. What a fuxking asshole.
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