americanohno: Bad, Sad, No Good Morning...

pizzamachine 05.30.22	Keep an eye on that fucking idiot.
wojodta 05.30.22	he could have been less of a dick about it, but 6am is pretty early to be playing music loud. i always use headphones when playing music at night or early morning.
Colton 05.30.22	you're obviously in the wrong here
pizzamachine 05.30.22	Yeah buy some ear protection or punch everyone out in the vicinity. Probably do the first idea.
Colton 05.30.22	or maybe just behave like a functioning member of society who has even a sliver of consideration for people around you? like this is something a 12 year old would do and get yelled at by his dad for. actual proof that metalcore fans can’t function in society
pizzamachine 05.30.22	You can also fillet their pet, it would make a bigger statement.
pizzamachine 05.30.22	Maybe place piranhas in their sink.
pizzamachine 05.30.22	Actually how about you booby trap their front door with a pit of spikes and a classic banana cream pie?
Colton 05.30.22	oh my god I just saw he said he was actually listening to metalcore when this happened… jesus
pizzamachine 05.30.22	No wonder dude was so mad
Colton 05.30.22	I can't believe someone was disturbed by me blasting the most irritating genre ever created at 6am with my subwoofer! what an asshole! better turn it up on him
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.30.22	He might not have been so pissed if your music taste wasn’t so awful but at the same time the way he handled it warrants nothing but louder music
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.30.22	Oh wait missed the part where it was 6am, actually his reaction was 100% warranted and you are the asshole If it was between 9 and 9 I’d have sympathy for you but yeah nah
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.30.22	Like this is just basic preschool level common sense
pizzamachine 05.30.22	Reading the strata rules helps
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.30.22	Having a modicum of conscientiousness and consideration for other peoples existence also helps
pizzamachine 05.30.22	Pizza’s 10 easy steps for not being ignorant: 1: Don’t be a cunt 2. Repeat step 1 nine times
FR33L0RD 05.30.22	I have five pairs of headphone/earphone, and i have the fucking peace, almost always. Maybe, a solution. Cheers.
JeetJeet 05.30.22	Lmfaooo my nigga did you really wake up at 6 in the morning on your DAY OFF to bump Unearth loud as fuck? Bruh go back to sleep lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.30.22	Permanently
chemicalmarriage 05.30.22	If I heard you blasting unearth at 6 in the morning I would assume you were pissed because you couldn't find your velcro shoes or some retarded shit
americanohno 05.30.22	I work at 3am to 3pm shift so 6am is like just a normal time for me y'know.
americanohno 05.30.22	listining to "the lament configuration" by december pretty damn loud with the subwoofer on rite now to see if this guy'll complain in late afternoon
pizzamachine 05.31.22	Tell me if you’re dead later.
JeetJeet 05.31.22	He's gonna come crashing through your ceiling naked with a pair of nunchucks and whoop ya ass
Tyler. 05.31.22	i was only blasting music at 6am why was this guy so rude to me : /
Purpl3Spartan 05.31.22	Obviously the guys an a-hole but blasting music like that at 6 am is inconsiderate and just a plain bad idea
ToSmokMuzyki 05.31.22	damn colton 100%
Snake. 05.31.22	lmao imagine being this entitled
deathofasalesman 05.31.22	shoulda scissor kicked him
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.31.22	I guess we really do live in a society
Dewinged 05.31.22	Hmmm I sense a pattern here... we might be up to something.
pizzamachine 05.31.22	I'm happy to discuss in any way you like, why you sent a Boy Wonder to do a man's job?
Dewinged 05.31.22	It gets deeper
Dewinged 05.31.22	Ok so this is chapter 1
Demon of the Fall 05.31.22	I was instinctively outraged by the fact you were playing this at 6am because how bad must your taste be to not have suitable alternatives then I saw you hadn't just woken up still bad taste, but carry on then I guess (just put some damn headphones on)
ArsMoriendi 05.31.22	Is it weird that I read all of the parody lists before even seeing this one?
pizzamachine 05.31.22	Nah, this one is painful to read.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.31.22	Ars just got the story as a prequel treatment
pizzamachine 05.31.22	Haha
LeddSledd 05.31.22	Is it weird that I read all of the parody lists before even seeing this one? [2]
Ecnalzen 05.31.22	Oh good, I think I have found the source of the saga that is Memorial Day Morning