BAD COMEBACK ALBUMS
A list of bands who broke up or had an extended hiatus (usually 5 years plus) and came back and produced... well bad music lmao. will be continually updated with time |
| 1 |  | Morbid Angel
Illud Divinum Insanus
This is the greatest non-April Fools joke of all time. It sucks, yeah, but its fun to make fun of. TOO EXTREME!! AAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and of course, living hardcore radikult |
| 2 |  | The Dismemberment Plan
Uncanney Valley
I thought the D-Plan were energetic and ironic, not soft... even with good intentions, the songs are boring and are probably good to send young kids to sleep with |
| 3 |  | Finch
Back to Oblivion
How we even got to this record astounds me. The band's self-titled EP was much better, and so were the demos for "world of violence" and "phantasma". gosh darn it whenever you're on the right track, Finch explodes again. |
| 4 |  | Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Out Of Light
I've written a review on this, check it out because I dont wanna repeat myself again eee |
| 5 |  | Toadies
No Deliverance
Toadies don't deliver the goods here, a bit subpar for most of it. ehhh. |
| 6 |  | Cold
Superfiction
Cold's first four records were great; even a different kind of pain had points of interest and an extreme emotional weight. But it seems that the band took it too personally and tried to replicate their year of the spider formula; which makes them a cover band of themselves and puts them in low gear. |
| 7 |  | The Smashing Pumpkins
Zeitgeist
Same problems; faced rejection, attempts to replicate old formula, fails, and becomes substandard. In this case Corgan also has his massive ego to spice things up (badly) |
| 8 |  | Body Count
Murder 4 Hire
How it all comes back around; body count ruins the production of black sabbaths forbidden and then the band themselves ruins their own album with worse production |
| 9 |  | Otep
Generation Doom
(technically a comeback). Basically garbage, Otep slowly got worse and worse, and then we got here, and then it got worse ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| 10 |  | Dope
Blood Money, Pt. 1
Dope tries to be relevant and copies current musical landscape. While Virus never fails at his guitar, the other, uh, 95% of the album is horrid and garbage. |
| 11 |  | Slayer
Repentless
Slayer becomes a caricture of themselves. Slayerception, am I right, guys? |
| 12 |  | Glassjaw
Material Control
Yeah, you're gonna hate me for saying this. But as much as I understand the "raw vibe" they were going for, it doesn't give you the excuse to make painful and garbaly music. My own shitty amp sounds better than this album |
| 13 |  | Black Flag
What The...
Title says all, amirite |
| 14 |  | Weezer
The Green Album
It's not BAD BAD, but it is lackluster. The first five songs are good, and the rest is padding. How did weezer make a 28 minute album feel like 28 hours? |
| 15 |  | Eyehategod
A History Of Nomadic Behavior
This album was so disheartening and dissapointing I sold my eyehategod cd collection. long dead, rot now |
| 16 |  | Down
Down II: A Bustle in Your Hedgerow
I used to like this and then I realised "huh, this actually... sucks". A weaker album by all means. |
| 17 |  | System of a Down
Protect The Land/Genocidal Humanoidz
Like most of the band members solo careers, the band slowly became an imitation of themselves after mezmerize/hypnotize in 2005; and this half-assed attempt proves it further |
| 18 |  | Fall Out Boy
Save Rock and Roll
Saving your wallet from debt |
| 19 |  | Guns N' Roses
Chinese Democracy
I thought the title track was cool, but then I listened to track two onwards |
| 20 |  | Queen and Paul Rodgers
The Cosmos Rocks
STAY DEAD GOD DAMNIT. Fred carried Queen, and just like the placebo album, without fred you're nothing |
| 21 |  | The Stooges
The Weirdness
You wonder why no one likes Steve Albini? It's not just Nirvana, my guy... it's this |
| 22 |  | The Doors
An American Prayer
It's just like the DEVO song: Now milk it! Milk it good! (the legacy of Jim Morrison) (or in the words of the Paul A. Rothschild.... find out on wikipedia lmao) |
| 23 |  | Skid Row (US)
Thickskin
AGAIN. WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE MESSING WITH DECENT LEGACIES? (on that note, R.I.P. Jonny Solinger tho) |
| 24 | | Stone Temple Pilots
Stone Temple Pilots
jeff gutt isnt bad, but now its a cash grab. ahhh... dissapointing stuff. |
| 25 |  | Metallica
St. Anger
I love to make fun of this album. I will love it because I hate it |
| 26 |  | The Stone Roses
Second Coming
The Stone Roses become, well, not The Stone Roses. also overly long and inaccessible; barely much fun |
| 27 |  | Bush
The Sea of Memories
Bush were basically irrelevant by 2001.... sure hadn't changed by 2012 |
| 28 |  | No Doubt
Push and Shove
the magic wears thin as stefani runs out of ideas |
| 29 |  | Avril Lavigne
Head Above Water
Avril nearly died, but she didn't need to make us die of boredom as well |
| 30 |  | Hello Kitty Suicide Club
o_0
The comeback we didn't want at all costs |
| 31 |  | Blink-182
California
I swear, anything John Feldmann gets his hands on doesn't turn to gold, it turns to shit
(ty for suggesting) |
| 32 |  | downset.
Maintain
this album sold 200 copies in its first week for a reason. its shit
now read my review lmao |
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