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JesperL 05.11.22	no offense but i prefer the ai soundoff to every other soundoff ever
JohnnyoftheWell 05.11.22	yeah, this is a notable improvement thank u jesper thank u clairo
parksungjoon 05.11.22	now do Introu1
parksungjoon 05.11.22	http://puu.sh/IWRxy/b4c632cfb6.png
someone 05.11.22	publish it on RYM, sit back and wait for the upvotes
JesperL 05.11.22	introu1: "This band is amazing, fuck the biggest stars of the USA, the Dead Kennedys the Clones, zero, never were so good as this band. Amazing songs, insane lyrical wit, i mean the album is too short and I would feel the pain of the times when they released this. I don't really like this album, I was like 5 years old at the time, but now I wanna know about them like I did with The Ramones. And the cause of this is that they have a really cool style of music, they need to use this style more. 2,4/5"
Purpl3Spartan 05.11.22	based
someone 05.11.22	"This band is amazing" "2,4/5"
someone 05.11.22	do me do me do me
CottonSalad 05.11.22	something needs to neural net all of Sput - asap
JesperL 05.11.22	someone: "Good for showing off your vocal capabilities, but not much else. "Goddamn...nobody likes a pussy rocker!" If you like the left-of-center, non-standard sounds of Lhasa de Sela, and the droning, droning guitar riffage of Gas Food Lodging, you will probably love these guys. 15 years after their last album, The Clientele is back" idk what's up w this one hahaha
kevbogz 05.11.22	what exactly am i witnessing here
kevbogz 05.11.22	o nvm my brain is a pack of skittles rn
someone 05.11.22	had to look up Lhasa de Sela damn i'm getting recs from an ai mimic of myself
Egarran 05.11.22	I'm ready to ignore the AI overlord soundoffs as well. This reminds of a great FB group called Bots of New York: https://imgur.com/a/chIJl7E
parksungjoon 05.11.22	dont worry someone your soundoffs will never be even remotely as bad as those users'
JohnnyoftheWell 05.11.22	someone, you are literally the only good soundoff regular on this site plz never change i will buy your ai
parksungjoon 05.11.22	mfw brits still firing shots at francophone dexbros
Bedex 05.11.22	do me do me (probably gonna be 1 is a jam 2 is a jam overall album is a 3.5)
JesperL 05.11.22	le bedex: "An okay mix of disco grooves and moombahton for the likes of Future, Khia, and Skrillex. 3.2 I actually like the sort of dubstep and dance music vibe in this one. The final song is not only a notable tune in itself, it is of course led by the anthem of the album, 4. As well as the biggest on this list for being the penultimate song on the LP, it also has some of the best dubstep and dance music around. Although the album could have had a stronger second half" there is not a single mention of skrillex in any of bedex' soundoffs lmao
dedex 05.11.22	oooooh do me 2 woo! also Johnny 😭
Bedex 05.11.22	i dont think bAIdex is quite accurate lol but there are some bits I recognise also thanks for pointing it out park I just read the above m/
JesperL 05.11.22	dedex: "Why is this album so loveable? It feels real, raw, and completely original. The dancing, lilting, haunting vocals on opener "Departure" and darkly ethereal and shimmering reverbs throughout "Planetary Territories" suggest something familiar but completely original, something the best of the best bands don't have the guts to do. Not only do the lyrics - and on their counterpart "Ascent" - turn a simple track into a complex, moody composition, it also pushes the listener to feel, as the extra-" mfer just wrote an excerpt of a sowing review somehow
parksungjoon 05.11.22	dam u really wanna replace sowing with an ai was good knowin ya jesp
dedex 05.11.22	lmao didn't expect that kinda thang in the slightest
JesperL 05.11.22	i mean an ai wouldn't have 5'd the new killers record just saying [for legal reasons i must declare that i do not actually plan on replacing sowing with an ai]
Pangea 05.11.22	the bedex soundoff needs a complain about fade outs. also about listening to it in the wrong conditions
Dewinged 05.11.22	List name has a typo, Jesp, smdh
someone 05.11.22	does smdh mean 'shaking my dick hard'?
someone 05.11.22	"someone, you are literally the only good soundoff regular on this site plz never change i will buy your ai" sir, there are certain... dexbros... at the door hoping to have a little chat with you
someone 05.11.22	"mfer just wrote an excerpt of a sowing review somehow" do a Sowing review now then
ArsMoriendi 05.11.22	Wonder what one of mine would say
JesperL 05.11.22	here is one after feeding it sowing's archive rev: "Call To Arms & Angels by Archive Having released its eponymous debut last year and followed that up with an expansive, near-experimental reissue of the 1996 debut, Atomos, Archive has long been one of Chicago’s most prolific and ambitious electronic bands. This new album builds upon the distinctively hypnotic riffs and sweeping melodies that have defined Archive’s sound to date, though it does throw in some progressive rock elements with the inclusion of electric guitar riffs. A very organic instrumental lead track like ‘Lightweight Reverie’ begins the album with what is essentially a haunting ethereal hum but builds up into a rousing"
parksungjoon 05.11.22	>one of Chicago’s most prolific and ambitious electronic bands fuck where muh chicago house reprazent
JesperL 05.11.22	ars: "3/5 It has gotten to the point where it's obvious that more and more Japanese pop producers simply do not know how to make good music. This one is incredibly poor. No melody, overdone, and boring. Score: 7 After finishing through one album" lol
ArsMoriendi 05.11.22	Lol oh my
Cormano 05.11.22	it cant be sowing if it doesn't throw the term "magnum opus" somewhere
Bedex 05.11.22	pangea you know me better than I do myself
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.11.22	Good content
someone 05.12.22	hey you can't just be posting literal excerpts from Sow's review
anat 05.12.22	jesper I want to be done
TVC15 05.14.22	Jesper do me
JesperL 05.19.22	anat, based on your arab strap rev: "“Your hurt is all in here, baby” croons Moffat, but he offers nothing in the way of consolation. His delicate touches are the finest of touches, and he’s such a masterful filmmaker when he puts on that helmet of his, he could just as easily sell you some dull footage of a weed plant for his next track. I will say no more. If you have a penny for some poorly-cut arthouse film, I would direct you to ‘Under the Skin’ for a pretty decent illustration of the glorious delusion of life. In the meantime, there are a few changes that will mean you won’t be able to find any familiar names nestled within the guestlist. For one, Bill Wells is conspicuously absent from the proceedings" tvc: i tried to do you but it kinda freaked out and gave me the following: "Get the best of what's queer. Sign up for our weekly newsletter here. Related Comments comments Comments comments Comments Tags: dark country, grimy, metal, Kanye West" lol
anat 05.19.22	and he’s such a masterful filmmaker when he puts on that helmet of his, he could just as easily sell you some dull footage of a weed plant for his next track the future of music is film