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Last Active 12-18-21 3:57 am
Joined 06-20-09
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| PIGLET'S 2021
YOU HERD ME | | 20 |  | Skee Mask
Pool
3.9/5 gud bleepy bloops | | 19 |  | Portal
Avow
3.95/5 actually fucken terrible by portal standards. but portal is portal. Burbling, mechanical bee metal reversed through the 8th circle of hell (austraya) never sounds as good as when they do it | | 18 |  | Aorlhac
Pierres Brûlées
3.95/5 the vocalist just sounds like he’s getting drawn and quartered, in french of all languages. fooken brilliant | | 17 |  | Wolves in the Throne Room
Primordial Arcana
black metal/5 | | 16 |  | Archspire
Bleed the Future
4/5 fucking amazing, ridiculous, disgusting etc. Its like a girl that gives you really gud head but who has no other redeeming qualities. | | 15 |  | Kanye West
Donda
4.01/5 fucken dumbest album ever. So many terrible songs. But im a simple man, i see silly kanye rapper man make music, i like silly kanye rapper man music. | | 14 |  | Krallice
Demonic Wealth
krallice/5 | | 13 |  | Panopticon
...And Again into the Light
4.1/5 im a sucker for quiant bluegrassy bullshit being shoehorned in with sum black metal | | 12 |  | Helloween
Helloween
4.16/5 stupidly long, stupid vocals, just all around clownish helloween antics as per usual. Yet somehow it’s so consistent, melodically rich and fun | | 11 |  | Worm
Foreverglade
4.20/5 Bout time sum kunts started whacking out sum doom metal tempos to sum death metal antics m/ bit too muddy and homoegenous to elevate it into an upper echelon for me, but its just brilliant for what it is. the leads are fantastic | | 10 |  | Ad Nauseam
Imperative Imperceptible Impulse
4.26/5 originally thought this might’ve crossed a bridge too far in terms of density and dissonance. But the genius of this clicked the other day. Bends riffs like a true successor of Gorguts | | 9 |  | Vildhjarta
Måsstaden Under Vatten
4.32/5 djuns | | 8 |  | Iron Maiden
Senjutsu
4.38/5 it feels like this has no right being this high up the list being 88 minutes long and self indulgent as fuck. But fuck me do I love jamming this in the car. Hypnotic, smouldering tempos, understated leads, gud bass, great vocals. Gud motifs. They do it effortlessly and I'm still convinced this is up there with Brave New World as best modern maiden | | 7 |  | Kayo Dot
Moss Grew on the Swords and Plowshares Alike
4.4/5 so surreal and abstract, yet theres a thread of off-kilter gothic riffy structure that keeps this tethered noicely. Void in Virgo is incredible | | 6 |  | First Fragment
Gloire Eternelle
4.55/5 the only word that comes to mind is genius. And ridiculous. Just fucking incredible leads splurging all over this thing, and fantastic varied songwriting. Sonata is sex, the second half in general is pure cum | | 5 |  | Sunless
Ylem
4.6/5 ylem/ recall someone saying it’s just dissonant enough without just sounding like pots and pans and i big agree. The melodic tinges in the guitars, the production, the basswork, all is of a high calibre and treads that line of dissonance vs melody perfectly. Unlike a lot of records this year, it doesn’t overstay it’s welcum either | | 4 |  | Be'lakor
Coherence
4.65/5 For whatever reason its so underwhelming on the first listen, but the quiant riffage blossoms noicely once you sit with it. And you can tell these guys are such perfectionists, they boil their records down to their best motifs and riffs, and let them unfold in unmuddied compositions. | | 3 |  | Cradle of Filth
Existence Is Futile
4.69/5 when i saw this album sitting with a princely 4.1 average rating i almost got pissed off, like fuck am i really gonna be out here listening to CoF in 2021? Fuck yeh i am. Just such accomplished songwriting, layering, everything. What sets it apart from other metal is in how many catchy vocal hooks there are. Might even be their best record | | 2 |  | Every Time I Die
Radical
4.71/5 for all the apeish tempos this has, the pockets of climactic southern fried riffs and vocals colliding just elevates it into something so visceral. It hits like a freight train on the firrst couple listens. Also there’s this sense of perfectionism all over this record and it’s varied enough to not be a slog | | 1 |  | Esoctrilihum
Dy'th Requiem for the Serpent Telepath
4.9/5. fucken majesterial riffs and goblin vocals m/ i dont care wot anyone says this album, in terms of quality of melodies is head and shoulders above anything i’ve heard in a long time. find me better riffs than like that on Salhn, Agakuh or Hjh'at I’ll wait. You can’t fucking do it. Album is incredible and this guy has the potential to release the best metal ever made m/ m/ m/ /m//m | |
Piglet
12.22.21 | yes | Demon of the Fall
12.22.21 | Skee Mask + m/ = yes
Is #1 100 hours long? I liked a release of his once, it was long. He also releases a million albums. | Piglet
12.22.21 | yeah its 76 minutes long but honestly it doesn't feel like it because of how the riffs lock you into a state of hypnosis m/ | Demon of the Fall
12.22.21 | the majority of this list rules and I've seen others really dig that one, so should probably check. Cheers. m/ | Piglet
12.22.21 | you wont regret it demon ya gudkunt m/ no worries | Muzz79
12.22.21 | Woah piglet this list. Intense jams and funny af write ups! haha. I don’t do dissonant but must try 2 again. And what’s 6? Haven’t come across | Piglet
12.22.21 | haha cheers muzz, appreciate that. and yeh thats a good question, i dont even know to be honest. i dont thnk anyone does. It's like wanky 8bit prog with flamenco tinges, neoclassical shredding, burbling basswork.. the whole band sounds like they're AI octopuses on acid. youd fucken love it dude trust me m/ | Egarran
12.22.21 | Sweet list. Better check that Esochtrilumsdfbim out.
Also I'm glad we at last have proof that metal doesn’t have to be that dissonant or technical to function incredibly well. | Demon of the Fall
12.22.21 | 'AI octopuses on acid'
lol what a thought, probably accurate as well having heard it. Bonkers album yet bizarrely listenable. | Trifolium
12.22.21 | 3 😍 | Piglet
12.22.21 | 3 is indeed many lovehearteye emojis. what about the album cover as well, just sum random demonkunt devouring tender human tendies and shitting them out whole. brilliant
nd yeh demon fall, i can see why no ones reviewed it. like where do you even begin? lmao
egg the fact you haven't listened to new esoctrilihum means ur on santas naughty list you billygoat bich. lol love ya
| Trifolium
12.22.21 | Haha yeah absolutely it already started with the cover. Their winning streak continues. | Egarran
12.22.21 | I like being your bitch, piglet | rage11111ro
12.23.21 | Props for 19,17,10, well..I was quite expecting them to rule | Piglet
12.23.21 | yup wolves and portal can shit out anything and i'll like it m/ still feel like ive barely scratched the surface of 10 despite having listened to it 10 times lol. | JohnnyoftheWell
12.23.21 | you got sweat on skee mask
but this is probably the only good donda blurb anywhere nice |
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