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| | Ministry Albums Ranked | | 15 |  | Ministry
From Beer to Eternity
Starts off bad, gets better. then gets worse again
this album is chaos, its ok, but chaos. Terrible name for a album.
Best Song: Lesson Unlearned
Rating: 3,50 | | 14 |  | Ministry
With Sympathy
Another ok album. kinda gothy, kinda 80's.
Best Song: Effigy
Rating 3,61 | | 13 |  | Ministry
The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
OK album, slightly overrated.
Best Songs: All the songs are OK.
Rating: 3,61 | | 12 |  | Ministry
The Land of Rape and Honey
Maybe Al's worst album, 3 great songs, then a bunch of
ok songs. because of those 3 songs it ranks higher then
the 3 below it.
Best Songs: Stigmata (Best Ministry song ever), You Know What You Are. Flashback
Rating: 3,63 | | 11 |  | Ministry
Twitch
This album starts great, ends in a few shitty songs.
Best Songs: First 4 Songs.
Rating: 3,71 | | 10 |  | Ministry
The Last Sucker
Last of the Bush Trilogy, also last in quality. I feel the album isn't as well put together as the other two.
Best Songs: Life Is Good, Die In A Crash.
Rating: 3,72 | | 9 |  | Ministry
Moral Hygiene
2021, Decent album, second half better then the first.
Best Songs: Believe Me
Rating: 3,75 | | 8 |  | Ministry
AmeriKKKant
A good concept album, people shit on it, but its good.
Best Songs: No songs really stick out on this album. But they are all decent.
Rating: 3,85 | | 7 |  | Ministry
Relapse
Another album people generally don't like,
only thing not to like about this is the album cover,
its kinda crap. The songs are good.
Best Songs: Double Tap, Relapse
Rating: 3,90 | | 6 |  | Ministry
Animositisomina
A album i ignored for a long time, actually a really good album, there isn't much diffrence i feel like between albums 3-6 on this list, I like them all equally.
Best Songs: Piss, Broken, The Light Pours Out Of Me, Impossible
Rating: 3,95 | | 5 |  | Ministry
Houses Of The Molé
First album of the Bush trilogy, I personally feel
Rio Grande Blood is slightly better but still an awesome album
Best Songs: No'W', Wrong, Warp City
Rating: 4,00 | | 4 |  | Ministry
Filth Pig
Yet, Yet another masterpiece, most people's favorite album
on sputnik music, and for a good reason.
Best Songs: Filthpig, Game Show (all of them are pretty good)
Rating: 4,00 | | 3 |  | Ministry
Dark Side of the Spoon
Yet another Masterpiece.
Best Songs: Supermanic Soul, Bad Blood, Vex & Siolence
Rating: 4,00 | | 2 |  | Ministry
Rio Grande Blood
Another Masterpiece, people don't rate it highly.
Biggest fuck you to the Bush administration.
Best Songs: All of them are very good.
Rating: 4,10 | | 1 |  | Ministry
Psalm 69
A Masterpiece.
Best Songs: NWO, TVII, Scarecrow
Rating: 4,25 | |
bigguytoo9
10.08.21 | I bought Filth Pig like 17 years ago, love it. | rockarollacola
10.08.21 | Nah, #8 is an actual piece of fucking shit. | ArsMoriendi
10.08.21 | Wow, I hate this ranking
13, 12, 11, 1 and maybe 4 are the only ones that matter, when Ministry went too thrash they lost me | 0xME
10.08.21 | 8 is an affront to humanity | JDubb
10.10.21 | 1,2,5,and 13 are un-fuck-withable! | DoofDoof
10.10.21 | 13 is 1 so, uh | Flugmorph
04.11.24 | interesting ranking, i like it | SomeCallMeTim
04.11.24 | 1 is pretty overrated as Ministry’s overall go to but still a great album
My appreciation of 15 is an enigma but is mostly due to a handful of songs I believe are killer and even significantly destroy what is on Rio Grande Bloode
Nice seeing 6 kind of high, it’s their most industrial feeling record
Plz defend 8 more lol
| Flugmorph
04.11.24 | 8 doesnt need much defending, its self-evident from the music that its a decent album, people just mindlessly shat on it in 2018 and moved on due to the trump samples and the horrible artwork and album name. | DaveyMonsoon
04.11.24 | It's deserved, worst Ministry album by far | Flugmorph
04.11.24 | wrong opinion | DoofDoof
04.11.24 | 1. Mind (seven songs are classics) [5/5]
2. Psalm (six songs are classics) [4.5/5]
3. Rape (four or five songs are classics) [4/5]
4. Rio (three or four are classics) [3.5/5]
5. Mole (two or three songs are classics) [3.5/5]
6. Filth (two or three songs are classics) [3/5]
7. Animos (one or two classics) [3/5]
8. Sucker (one or two classics) [3/5]
9. Twitch (one or two classics) [3/5]
10. Spoon (one or two classics) [2.5/5]
11. Relapse (couple good tunes) [2.5/5]
12. Hygiene (couple good tunes) [2.5/5]
13. Hopium (couple good tunes) [2/5]
14. Amerikkkant (couple ok tunes) [2/5]
15. Beer (couple ok tunes) [2/5]
16. Sympathy (boring but professional I guess) [2/5]
Would say I prefer two or three songs from both Mind and Psalm to ‘Stigmata’, though that’s a classic tune too.
Very much a blueprint in a way but I feel they perfected ‘that song’ later
Anyone not putting ‘Rape’ in the top three or four probably prefers Ministry as a ‘metal band’ really as that’s definitely their most purely industrial (maybe along with Twitch and some of Mind) |
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