Pheromone: come back, mort

Pheromone 09.28.21	press mort in the chat
parksungjoon 09.28.21	what did you do
JohnnyoftheWell 09.28.21	mort forgive us or at least forgive me, it was phero's idea (i was a weak insensitive boi for following his whims and should know better) also is 4 album yes?
CalculatingInfinity 09.28.21	I want to mort Chris Morris rules.
Pheromone 09.28.21	basically johnny and i * ** ** ***** we regret it very much
Pangea 09.28.21	mort, i don't really know you, but i love you. please come back
Demon of the Fall 09.28.21	Once my username was displayed right next to Mort's in relation to album 4 which is a very good album, it was a proud moment.
SteakByrnes 09.28.21	i love mort he is a pal and I conversed in a back and forth with him in a thread maybe last week he is a good boy, enter shikari gang
Pheromone 09.28.21	steak i love you never leave me
SteakByrnes 09.28.21	there is a kiss coming your way phero i blew it in your direction and it should be in the mailbox stamped and enveloped in a sweet warm scent
gravityswitch 09.28.21	mort means death in french, sorry guys.
SteakByrnes 09.28.21	fun fact mort named himself mort after the asking alexandria song mort(e) et dabo no i will not provide proof you just have to trust me
Pheromone 09.28.21	imusprime er steak i just snogged a pillow it should arrive within 2-3 working fortnights
XingKing 09.28.21	What was his before he shortened it, Mortimus_prime or something? Maybe I made that up
Egarran 09.28.21	Sorry, but we are going to need more details behind this situation. Because right now it seems a possibility that you may have overstepped a line and deserve some criticism. The fact that Mr. Ofthewell was involved doesn't exactly improve this situation.
Pheromone 09.28.21	sorry you need the premium subscription to read the censored explanation
porcupinetheater 09.28.21	I'll never forget the day he told me he thought i was serious and didn't shitpost come back mortimer
Pheromone 09.28.21	i want mort and porc to raise me
porcupinetheater 09.28.21	Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but most kisses are appropriated by the British post after Ricardo Lopez sent Bjork Bad Mail
Calc 09.28.21	mort's like "I didn't go anywhere wtf? oh well, I'll bathe in this glow"
Mort. 09.28.21	im still here im just very tired and busy at the moment doing 60+ hours at work some weeks and re me dissapearing on facebook, i had a bit of a mental wobble and decided to cut all ties with everyone ive ever known one night, then felt absolutely fine the next morning. I will be back on fb soon .
Mort. 09.28.21	also this track is cool (this is a music website) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Qb9MXf-jM
parksungjoon 09.28.21	iktf fb is shit anyway
Egarran 09.28.21	>i want mort and porc to raise me Damn, that's cold son.
JohnnyoftheWell 09.28.21	mort you are such a philosopher king am glad u back
Mort. 09.28.21	and regarding the vague indications that something happened which made me leave in the first place, let the truth be known - users Johnnyofthewell and Pheromone conspired to unfeature all of my lists, forcing me to delete them to forever preserve my integrity .
LeddSledd 09.28.21	it's always those two, I knew it
Egarran 09.28.21	Phero got in with some bad company, I swear he's a good boy at heart.
Storm In A Teacup 09.28.21	Phero and Johnny must be separated. Mort, make Phero choose between you and Johnny!
Mort. 09.28.21	Phero forgot i was once a contrib so he can go with Johnny (how could anyone forget my brilliance?!)
JohnnyoftheWell 09.28.21	in my mind you are still my contrib sempai tbh fuck phero who would ever
Storm In A Teacup 09.28.21	This is what happens when you donâ€™t recognize that hopesfall. is a goat Sputnik band. ðŸ˜
SteakByrnes 09.28.21	notice how mort did not refute the name origin
Storm In A Teacup 09.28.21	Mort loves Asking Alexandria confirmed
Mort. 09.28.21	MortimusPrime - it was an injoke between me and a friend in real life. i shorted it because i kept on getting taken for a transformers fan and also everyone just called me mort anyway
Mort. 09.28.21	'also is 4 album yes?' wait has Johnny never heard The Always Open Mouth? this needs to be rectified
Storm In A Teacup 09.28.21	Damnit Johnny do you even know what post hardcore is? ðŸ˜
Uzumaki 09.28.21	Better than whatever that Hopesfall shit is.
Dedes 09.28.21	Mort I know we've never conversed outside of a few comments boxes but I know you also have Supporting Caste 5 and tbh I think I'm in love with you never leave again
Mort. 09.28.21	'but I know you also have Supporting Caste 5 ' i genuinely dont understand this sentence
kevbogz 09.28.21	I want to Mort.
Emim 09.28.21	Mort where are you
alamo 09.28.21	I don't know what I'm feeling, but I believe I was thinking that maybe you'll come back, back to me
Dedes 09.28.21	Wait never mind that's Spec I still love you man On a side note jam Propoghandi-Supporting Caste
Storm In A Teacup 09.28.21	Morty Scars ; Mort Born, Never Mort 1. Mortoplasm 2. Morttengers 3. Mort Oil 4. Mortels 5. Never Mort 6. Mort Born
SteakByrnes 09.28.21	i love mort
JeetJeet 09.28.21	Hope all is well Morty
Mort. 09.28.21	'Propoghandi-Supporting Caste' ive tried that band before and im not a fan soz love u too steaky boi thanks jeet
ArsMoriendi 09.29.21	Where did Mort go
Storm In A Teacup 09.29.21	Up your arse, mortiendi
Storm In A Teacup 09.29.21	Actually no I guess thatâ€™s probably where he would have used to have been ðŸ˜‡
ArsMoriendi 09.29.21	"Up your arse, mortiendi" That's pretty steamy not gonna lie
Storm In A Teacup 09.29.21	Just lay there and take it then.
Mort. 09.29.21	storm called you mortiendi because he knows we are the same person (the join dates dont lie)
ArsMoriendi 09.29.21	I thought it was because you entered me and we became one Pretty sure that's Storm's fanfic at least
Storm In A Teacup 09.29.21	I feel both can work at the same time.
Pheromone 09.29.21	what mort said... is... well, it's true. i am ashamed also my god that ars mort same day join thing is cool mort come brighton
Get Low 09.29.21	I think the only interaction I've had with Mort is when I reviewed that above Enter Shikari compilation, and he told me he'd been waiting for someone to review it for years.
Mort. 09.29.21	God bless you for reviewing that, it's got some of the best old Shikari tracks on it and is criminally overlooked
Get Low 09.29.21	Cheers, and couldn't agree more
Muhlysa 09.29.21	This bro commented on my Armchairpolitician comment like the other day . He's alive and in full force .
Conmaniac 09.30.21	morts a cool dude
Pheromone 10.10.21	where is unclereich doe
JohnnyoftheWell 10.10.21	shut up phero you can't save em all
Pheromone 10.10.21	you're absent next, mr well
JohnnyoftheWell 10.10.21	alright mr SPUT CHAMPION retire me u bitch
Pheromone 10.10.21	johnny write me a peom
Mort. 10.10.21	Phero give me a rec coward
porcupinetheater 10.10.21	free ryus
Pheromone 10.11.21	mort check purple mountains - s/t there, take that porcu write me a poem
JohnnyoftheWell 10.11.21	There once was a user named Mort Who never did anything bad This was fun til we fucked him around for sport Come home, dad
Pheromone 10.11.21	3.4
Frippertronics 10.11.21	Mort.
JohnnyoftheWell 10.11.21	damn beg for one dad get another happy dad day
porcupinetheater 10.11.21	A sonnet for dear Phero Shall I compare thee to a morning fart? The sun through bedside windows turn to greet, Will trumpet in the Royal Buglerâ€™s art In rapid burst staccato from thy seat. The eye may sail to the horizon line; The body stays interred by window glass That eye may bless its purview - gentle, kind! - The nose knows â€œhere and nowâ€ come from the ass. Condemn not our old fighting each new day Awoke by my hangoverâ€™s trumpet peal For know that if our romance is to stay: We canâ€™t refuse for beauty what is real: Not the gentle kisses of hydrangeas More the stinky discharge of an anus.
Egarran 10.11.21	When do we do Budgie? I'm starting to miss his insights and intriguing personality.
Pheromone 10.12.21	Hahahah thatâ€™s amazing I love it so much, especially the bit about the intriguing flatulation thank u ega good poem porc 4.6/5
Egarran 10.12.21	It was bloody good, wasn't it? Bet he's a pro poet irl.
Pheromone 10.12.21	he sits by city banks reciting poems for couples who are full of hope, love and an anxious disposition
Egarran 10.12.21	I mean >We canâ€™t refuse for beauty what is real That's some deep shit man. And I'm glad nobody told me girlfriend.
Mort. 11.06.23	what if we kissed under the feral moan tree?
SteakByrnes 11.06.23	i miss him so much
ArsMoriendi 11.06.23	I wish heâ€™d come back, itâ€™s been years
pizzamachine 11.06.23	ITâ€™S MORTIN TIME
JohnnyoftheWell 11.06.23	worst user of all time lfg
Demon of the Fall 11.06.23	It's a shame this didn't work, I wonder what became of him?
Feather 11.06.23	yall are getting real weird over here
Demon of the Fall 11.06.23	damn, me and Ars are one now (swear I didn't see his comment) Hi Feather, have you seen Mort.?
Mort. 11.06.23	oh no, its one of those end of a horror film 'im now a ghost' situations heeeeeeeeeeeelp, im here!!!!!! please hear me!!!!
Demon of the Fall 11.06.23	did you hear something? Probably just the wind
Feather 11.06.23	Nah, I havn't seen him around demon