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07.21.21 The Definitive Iron Maiden Ranking07.29.20 Haken: Ranked

The Definitive Iron Maiden Ranking

I will be taking no questions
16Iron Maiden
Virtual XI

With the Rock in Rio recording of The Clansman, this album has no reason to exist anymore.
15Iron Maiden
No Prayer for the Dying

When the best thing here is Holy Smoke, something went terribly wrong.
14Iron Maiden
The X Factor

Not as bad as its reputation would suggest
13Iron Maiden

I'm always surprised by how low this one is for me considering how much I love the debut, but besides Wrathchild and Murders in the Rue Morgue, I can do without it.
12Iron Maiden
A Matter of Life and Death

Brighter than a Thousand Suns, For the Greater Good of God, and The Legacy fuck HARD. The rest? Eh.
11Iron Maiden
Somewhere in Time

A few classic songs, but the rest are pretty forgettable. Bruce hated this album for a reason!
10Iron Maiden
The Final Frontier

The highs reach damn high (Isle of Avalon), but the album gets weighed down a bit by a bit too many Harris epics. One of their best album covers though!
9Iron Maiden
Fear of the Dark

Cut about 4 songs off this thing, and it'd be a Maiden classic. Judas Be My Guide gets the award for most underrated Maiden song (well, one of).
8Iron Maiden
Dance of Death

You can't tell me this doesn't belong in the top 10 when No More Lies, Dance of Death, Paschendale, and Journeyman exist.
7Iron Maiden
The Book of Souls

A remarkable late career highlight. As far as I'm concerned, If Eternity Should Fail and The Red and the Black are bonafide Maiden classics.
6Iron Maiden
Piece of Mind

Quest for Fire & Sun and Steel may be some of the worst songs of their 80s output, but the rest is an absolute beast of a record.
5Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast

Invaders, 22 Acacia Avenue, and Gangland nearly bring down what is a classic record, C'mon, you can't tell me those are anybody's favorite Maiden tracks.
4Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden

The one that started it all. It still shines bright despite its less-than-ideal production.
3Iron Maiden

One of metal's most iconic albums for a reason.
2Iron Maiden
Brave New World

It's a goddamn shame Maiden have never performed The Nomad live.
1Iron Maiden
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son

Cut The Prophecy, and you have 40 minutes of pure perfection.
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