Trebor.
06.29.21 | I do hot sauce on eggs and bbq sauce on hash browns and I eat em at the same time
Yeah ketchup on eggs is gross |
Ryus
06.29.21 | fuck ketchup period
2 is aoty |
Metaxu
06.29.21 | Damn right fuck ketchup |
chchelse2
06.29.21 | Shit I’m into, atm. Ass to Mouth?!?! |
Thranth
06.29.21 | fuck ketchup |
Jamdbz
06.29.21 | hot sauce gang stand up
16 fucking rules |
hal1ax
06.29.21 | what about hot sauce
and 2 is aoty |
Ryus
06.29.21 | hot sauce is a must |
hal1ax
06.29.21 | never understood how people could eat eggs with nothing on em. shit tastes weird af. |
porcupinetheater
06.29.21 | fuck ketchup period [3] |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | There’s nothing wrong with ketchup. If you like bbq sauce I’m not sure why you wouldn’t like ketchup. Anyone like HP sauce? I’ve always been curious to try |
Ryus
06.29.21 | every ketchup ive had tastes like shit. overly sweet bastardization of the tomato
|
ArsMoriendi
06.29.21 | Ketchup is fine on fries, and if I'm getting fast food burgers (which is rare,) it's fine on burgers, but do I actually like it? Eh
Hot sauce on eggs is prime though |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | But you like bbq sauce?? Bbq sauce is just sweeter ketchup. Don’t get me wrong I love bbq sauce prob a little more than ketchup but I’ve never understood ketchup haters. Or really any kind of condiment haters. Except for sweet pickle relish… hate that shit and anything related to sweet pickles/bread and butter pickles |
porcupinetheater
06.29.21 | Ketchup is just some weird over sweet acidic bastard condiment that makes everything taste like it came processed through a plastic factory. Put mayo on yr fuckin fries |
Ryus
06.29.21 | bbq sauce is aight. the added flavors improve the taste but i dont love it. love hot sauce though
"hate that shit and anything related to sweet pickles/bread and butter pickles" yea fuck those. dill pickles are the best |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | I’ve come to realize mayo is the ultimate burger condiment. Just a little bit on the bottom bun. Ketchup and mustard is also appreciated but mayo is the must. Hot dog, unless you’re dressing it up in other ways, is strictly a mustard only food |
Ryus
06.29.21 | "Ketchup is just some weird over sweet acidic bastard condiment that makes everything taste like it came processed through a plastic factory."
"Put mayo on yr fuckin fries" fr. or fuckin vinegar. or anything else |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | I think you all are just putting too much ketchup on things… requires a light touch |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Vinegar on fish and chips is tight |
ArsMoriendi
06.29.21 | I hate mayo
Condiment wise:
Hot sauce > brown mustard > other types of mustard >>>>>> bbq sauce> ketchup >>>>>> mayo
Only place I go out of my way for BBQ sauce are spare ribs |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Ever make homemade mayo? (Heh heh) shit is so fucking gooood |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Sometimes I like doing soy sauce, sugar, rice vinegar, and a bit of sriracha as a general purpose condiment. So good |
ArsMoriendi
06.29.21 | It's the texture of mayo that I hate and the homemade stuff still has the texture |
Colton
06.29.21 | "Put mayo on yr fuckin fries"
no disrespect but please reevaluate your life |
ArsMoriendi
06.29.21 | vinegar counts as a condiment? I love using some balsamic when I cook
I use sour cream as a condiment often |
Ryus
06.29.21 | "Sometimes I like doing soy sauce, sugar, rice vinegar, and a bit of sriracha as a general purpose condiment. So good"
any mixture including soy sauce and rice vinegar is guaranteed to slap |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Soy sauce, sugar, dashi, mirin, and sake are basically the flavor profile of 100000 bomb Japanese dishes. So perfect |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Do ketchup haters not like Worcestershire sauce? |
Thranth
06.29.21 | down with ketchup
up with mayo |
Colton
06.29.21 | hating on ketchup is just the food equivalent of hating on The Big Bang Theory |
Ryus
06.29.21 | are you saying its correct to hate on ketchup |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Wasn’t it Colton who said he didn’t like butter lmao (and is not vegan) |
Colton
06.29.21 | I don't hate butter it's just very calorie dense for the amount of actual flavour you get out of it. It's like you either barely taste it at all, or it's way too rich and just becomes gross |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | "hating on ketchup is just the food equivalent of hating on The Big Bang Theory"
ketchup is better than that show |
Trebor.
06.29.21 | "But you like bbq sauce?? Bbq sauce is just sweeter ketchup"
This is weird cuz the bbq sauces I like are ones with a lot less sugar, it's more about the spices and smoke flavor. Stubbs gang stand up |
Colton
06.29.21 | bbq sauce is very clearly not ketchup |
TheOrgazoid
06.29.21 | Ketchup on eggs is definitely better than AJJ |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | I mean bbq sauce varies a lot but so does ketchup. They’re extremely close together. In their basic forms bbq sauce is just ketchup plus molasses and sugar and more spices that are usually already in ketchup anyways
“Ketchup on eggs is definitely better than AJJ” |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | You literally cannot name two distinct condiments that are more closely related than bbq sauce and ketchup |
Metaxu
06.29.21 | hot sauce goes on eggs, gravy goes on fries. end of discussion |
porcupinetheater
06.29.21 | Appalled that this discourse so far is treating hot sauces as a monolith
Sriracha ≠ cholula |
Rowhaus
06.29.21 | mayo on fries is heresy wtf |
zakalwe
06.29.21 | The ketchup?
Red sauce slag.
Tomato sauce is forgivable. |
Funeralopolis
06.29.21 | I fucking love ketchup on eggs tbh |
Rowhaus
06.29.21 | "I fucking love ketchup on eggs tbh"
Ketchup, eggs, and sausage patties. Breakfast of champions m/ |
Emim
06.29.21 | Cholula with a bit of ketchup on some corn beef hash is my preferred breakfast. |
Ryus
06.29.21 | el yucateco best hot sauce brand |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | For breakfast idk I just gotta go with Tabasco or anything pretty runny and vinegary. I’ve met a lot of Tabasco haters in my life and I just don’t get it. Perfect for soaking into crispy potatoes
Also mayo on fries rules but have you ever dipped fries into tartar sauce?? Whole other level |
Ryus
06.29.21 | "For breakfast idk I just gotta go with Tabasco or anything pretty runny and vinegary. I’ve met a lot of Tabasco haters in my life and I just don’t get it. Perfect for soaking into crispy potatoes"
agreed hard honestly. the vinegary shit is great for eggs + potatoes |
Deathconscious
06.29.21 | Red Robins campfire sauce wrecks everything.
In a good way. |
rockarollacola
06.29.21 | I'll only eat an egg if the yolk is runny. Scrambled eggs are foul, and scrambled eggs with ketchup is an affront to God. |
Ryus
06.29.21 | yea over easy is the only way to eat eggs
crambled eggs are foul, and scrambled eggs with ketchup is an affront to God. [2]
also fuck hardboiled eggs |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | god is a myth, and jeebus killed the dinosaurs, but i wouldn't put ketchup on eggs. just seems weird, but then again, mayochup exists |
Deathconscious
06.29.21 | Ive done it, but only if i have hash browns and everything kinda gets mixed together. |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Scrambled eggs are great if you know what you’re doing |
Colton
06.29.21 | saying bbq sauce and ketchup are almost the same is like saying orange juice and apple juice are the same |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Actually it’s nothing like that but sure dude sounds good |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | they both come from tomato tho so there's a valid argument to be made |
DominionMM1
06.29.21 | it’s all about the green chile fools |
Pikazilla
06.29.21 | fuck ketchup period [4] |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | Spicy what a burger ketchup is good |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | Fuck ketchup period [5], worst condiment tbhhhhh |
Emim
06.29.21 | Scrambled eggs are great if you know what you’re doing [2]
Sounds like people just don't know how to make scrambled eggs. |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | sunny side up is where it's at tho |
fogza
06.29.21 | You're all nuts tomato sauce is great |
Jots
06.29.21 | imo good scrambled eggs don't need anything on them |
Rowhaus
06.29.21 | tomato sauce is good but it doesn't hold a candle to pesto |
DoofDoof
06.29.21 | Ketchup is good on most things - brown sauce is the GOAT with bacon |
Deathconscious
06.29.21 | @jots what do you mean? Like literally nothing? |
budgie
06.29.21 | good scrambled eggs with butter & salt are perf |
budgie
06.29.21 | ctrl-f tapatio phrase not found
ctrl-f cholula 2 matches v nice v nice |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Idk who follows Kenji Lopez-Alt but his scramble egg method is incredible. Kicks Gordon Ramsey’s scrambled eggs’ ass |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | they're fucking raaaaaaaaaaw |
Emim
06.29.21 | "sunny side up is where it's at tho"
All types of eggs have their place. |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | eggregate the yellow from the white |
budgie
06.29.21 | "Idk who follows Kenji Lopez-Alt but his scramble egg method is incredible. Kicks Gordon Ramsey’s scrambled eggs’ ass
just watched his vid and yeah no im not putting cornstarch in my eggs lol. his look fuckin nasty at the end |
Colton
06.29.21 | eggs are disgusting but ketchup can help make them somewhat bearable. at least it has an actual proper flavour to it |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | “ just watched his vid and yeah no im not putting cornstarch in my eggs lol. his look fuckin nasty at the end”
You’re not gonna use like a tablespoon of a totally flavor neutral thickener/protein binding inhibitor to get soft creamy buttery eggs every time? Damn that sucks |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | you are full of interesting opinions colton |
budgie
06.29.21 | id rather use cream and butter to get creamy buttery eggs than whatever the hell he did to make the eggs look like a regurgitated organ slurry |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | "eggs are disgusting but ketchup can help make them somewhat bearable. at least it has an actual proper flavour to it"
Jesus fucking christ. |
Colton
06.29.21 | if it can’t be used as a chip flavour it’s probably a bad food |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.29.21 | Colton has the biggest "ketchup on eggs" vibes of anyone I've ever met
Dude is the "glass of warm water" of tiny little bitches |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Yeah so crazy to use starch as a thickener lol get outta here |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | "if it can’t be used as a chip flavour it’s probably a bad food"
This is a batshit insane food take even by your standards and that is saying a L O T |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | “Don’t thicken that gravy with flour! It might taste like bread!!!” |
Colton
06.29.21 | “Dude is the "glass of warm water" of tiny little bitches”
I have seen your music video youre like 5’5 I could rest my balls on your forehead. but I don’t even eat eggs so |
Colton
06.29.21 | no but kompys really think about it for a sec and it actually makes sense. because even if you’re gonna argue “oh well what about rice” or something, like a really neutral sorta food like that, there are chips actually literally made from rice so |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | … |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | "if it can’t be used as a chip flavour it’s probably a bad food"
I didn't think your saltiness was literal, but there it is. |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | No it fucking doesn't make sense unless you want to expand "can be used as a chip flavor" to encompass literally anything that has a flavor that could conceivably be put on a chip |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | Like what about literally any fruit, they're never gonna make raspberry flavored lays my guy |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | "Raspberrys are gross without ketchup" - Colton, probably |
Snake.
06.29.21 | a raspberry habanero doritos would be fire ngl |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | raspberry flavored lays actually sounds like a wild idea. actually i like snake's suggestion more lol |
Nomos2
06.29.21 | maple syrup on eggs gang checking in |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | fuck yes nomos2! |
Colton
06.29.21 | lol ketchup on raspberries would obv be nasty but berries are already nasty so nothing is lost I guess |
Colton
06.29.21 | if youre waking up and putting maple syrup on eggs you seriously need to reevaluate your life no joke |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | Oh man maple syrup on eggs is such a game changer, now I just usually make eggs with vegan maple sausage bits mixed in but that little bit of sweetness takes it to the next level |
Snake.
06.29.21 | colton who tf hurt you |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | "Maple syrup goes on ketchup" - Colton, probably |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | wtf berries are the shit like do you even fruit |
Ryus
06.29.21 | " berries are already nasty so nothing is lost I guess"
bruh |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | “ maple syrup on eggs gang checking in”
Never intentional, but always welcome |
Ryus
06.29.21 | raspberries are the best fruit |
Colton
06.29.21 | yeah fruit is good but berries are bitter and the skin to juice ratio is shit |
Snake.
06.29.21 | there's not enough blackberry flavored things in this world |
Colton
06.29.21 | except grapes |
Emim
06.29.21 | "maple syrup on eggs gang checking in"
Only something that ever happens at Dennys but I'm not mad when it does. |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | bitter? where the fuck did you get your berries from |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | It's likely that Colton doesn't know what berries are because they're not a chip flavour. |
Colton
06.29.21 | raspberries and cranberries are bitter |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Technically tomatoes are berries so Colton do you or do you not like ketchup |
Colton
06.29.21 | I can’t stand tomatoes but ketchup is good |
outliers
06.29.21 | colton clearly has never had a raspberry |
Ryus
06.29.21 | raspberries are not bitter lol |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | Corkon if someone dips their fries n mustard or Mayo does that mean you can’t e friends with them? |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | you hate tomatoes but love ketchup? are you 12 |
Colton
06.29.21 | honestly I can’t remember anything about eating a raspberry but i’m pretty sure I have and it was bitter |
Colton
06.29.21 | do ppl really derive a sense of maturity from not liking certain foods that’s pretty dumb |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | liking ketchup but not tomatoes is literally something a 12 year old would do tho lol |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | "Tomatoes are better with ketchup on them" - Colton, definitely |
Snake.
06.29.21 | "do ppl really derive a sense of maturity from not liking certain foods that’s pretty dumb"
bro if you put a bowl of arugula with nothing but some oil and vinegar in front of a six year old it would instantly cry |
Emim
06.29.21 | Raw tomatoes are nasty to me 90% of the time. |
outliers
06.29.21 | tomato sandwiches with freshly picked, local tomatoes slap agreed |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | Apparently a lot of people really dislike tomatoes because of the seeds? Enjoy your processed red sugar sludge infants, more delicious nutritious tomatoes for me |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | likin' me some of them there grape tamaters as a snack of their own or them there cherry tamaters |
Ryus
06.29.21 | raw tomatoes are fuckin delicious |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | Cherry tomatoes slap fs |
Colton
06.29.21 | it’s disingenuous to claim tomatoes and ketchup are actually similar enough in taste and texture for it to be preposterous for someone to only enjoy one of them. like, nobody thinks you’re smart for identifying that ketchup is made from tomatoes, we know |
SitarHero
06.29.21 | "tomato sandwiches with freshly picked, local tomatoes slap agreed"
Tomato plants are super easy to grow on your own too. |
Snake.
06.29.21 | resident italixn here: raw tomatoes are fucking nasty - tomatoes belong either roasted in the oven or in sauce |
budgie
06.29.21 | "I could rest my balls on your forehead. but I don’t even eat eggs"
now this is podracing |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | i sacrifice virgins to satan for the sake of drugs and alcohol. of course i'm disingenuous lmao |
budgie
06.29.21 | "resident italixn here: raw tomatoes are fucking nasty"
have you ever grown a tomato vine? srs question |
Snake.
06.29.21 | i've tried but squirrels keep getting in the way of everything ;_; |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Tomatoes are great in every form as long as they’re home grown and not those grocery store abominations (the abominations are still okay sometimes but like 1/100 the quality of fresh off the vine) |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Ragging on people for their food preferences is dumb but what’s dumber is being contentious in a good thread when you clearly don’t care about food |
budgie
06.29.21 | thats funny i caught a squirrel red handed chewing into one of my big tomatoes
for real tomatoes at generic supermarkets are picked unripe and never develop much flavor, cannot use those as representative of tomatoes as a whole. most supermarket fruits are unripe and shite sad truth
real big fucker fresh tomato off the vine is heaven and nobody would disagree
except for colton but his food opinions are infantile |
WeepingBanana
06.29.21 | Food thread* opposite of a good thread |
budgie
06.29.21 | home grown tomatoes + homemade caesar vinaigrette + burrata = best salad |
Snake.
06.29.21 | do farmers market pomodori count? might fuck around and make some bruschetta this weekend |
Nomos2
06.29.21 | all good Canadian Boyz put maple syrup on their eggs
damn you guys making me want to grow tomatoes, I love them but I don't think I've ever had a fresh one off the vine, or at least not from the supermarket. |
Colton
06.29.21 | am Canadian and I honestly don't endorse or know anyone who regularly eats maple syrup although the flavour of maple in general is wonderful |
Nomos2
06.29.21 | yeah baby bruschetta shreds ASS
When my wife and I don't know what to make for dinner, we just make a bruchetta mix and eat with fresh baguette and balsamic vinegar goo. Perfection. |
Nomos2
06.29.21 | yeah I don't know many fellow Canadians that truly exhibit the stereotypes but there's just something about maple syrup on every single breakfast item. Even toast. Maple syrup on toast. |
budgie
06.29.21 | "might fuck around and make some bruschetta this weekend"
get nice olive oil for that!!!! |
budgie
06.29.21 | "do farmers market pomodori count?"
farmers markets can have ripe tomatoes sometimes. bite into one, if the skin is tough and leathery like supermarket tomatoes its prob picked unripe. if its really soft more like a peach almost, mm thats ripe baby |
anarchistfish
06.29.21 | Oh yeah like I'm gonna put mayonnaise on egg |
budgie
06.29.21 | "When my wife and I don't know what to make for dinner, we just make a bruchetta mix and eat with fresh baguette and balsamic vinegar goo. Perfection."
that is perfection/10 |
budgie
06.29.21 | jambon de bayonne + good baguette + good olive oil + good bruschetta
pls now
pan con tomate & pata negra
😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 |
Snake.
06.29.21 | i don't eat meat tho :sad |
budgie
06.29.21 | but ur a snake |
outliers
06.29.21 | only libtards don't eat meat |
Colton
06.29.21 | meat is mediocre tastewise and bottom tier conceptually |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | okay who do i trust to cook me dinner in this creamstain thread
guess it's about as spicy as a ketchup discussion is gonna get |
sonictheplumber
06.29.21 | didnt read the thread but i hope nobody hear eats browned eggs |
outliers
06.29.21 | bottom tiered conceptually is such a funny statement |
budgie
06.29.21 | "meat is mediocre tastewise and bottom tier conceptually
colton j-just go away |
Kompys2000
06.29.21 | What on earth is browned eggs |
SitarHero
06.30.21 | "meat is mediocre tastewise and bottom tier conceptually"
Have you tried it with ketchup? |
outliers
06.30.21 | well done, browned scrambled eggs are absolutely foul. smell makes me gag every time |
Colton
06.30.21 | I used to have meat with ketchup. it's good with beef and pork. for chicken I prefer caesar dressing or something like that |
Kompys2000
06.30.21 | I was gonna make a joke about dipping KFC tenders into a little bowl of caesar dressing but now that I think about it that actually sounds pretty lit hmmm |
budgie
06.30.21 | colton is more american than americans |
budgie
06.30.21 | canada is basically america anyway just more pretentious |
Kompys2000
06.30.21 | Oh man, you know what goes good with pork? Onion jam, mmmmmm got damn I miss meat sometimes |
Nerdurosis
06.30.21 | how the fuck can you hate ketchup?
but hot sauce on eggs > ketchup on eggs |
CaliggyJack
06.30.21 | I hate eggs |
outliers
06.30.21 | eggs hate you |
outliers
06.30.21 | eggs hate you |
gryndstone
06.30.21 | what the fuck do you have against ketchup on eggs |
Nerdurosis
06.30.21 | Because you touch yourself at night. |
Demon of the Fall
06.30.21 | cheese and black pepper on eggs >
I wouldn't personally put ketchup on eggs, unless the eggs were inside a burger or something. |
JokineAugustus
06.30.21 | Ketchup is alright on eggs, but Lays Ketchup chips are the best ketchup anything. |
WeepingBanana
06.30.21 | Mixing ketchup chips and some kinda spicy chip in a bowl is an unfuckwithable flavor combo |
Keyblade
06.30.21 | scambled eggs on toast or a bagel + cheese, bacon and ketchup is goat
but ketchup on an omelet or something is unthinkable |
