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11.27.08 Top 25 Of 2008

Amazingly Overrated Albums

It really pisses you off when I call you out on shitty, stale, and fake albums you think are good, right?
1 Thrice
The Alchemy Index

Both discs are an hour-long over-indulgent self-righteous attempt at being ridiculously pretentious, and even failing at that. If the music were the least bit interesting and I could connect to at least one song, I'd tolerate it. But, for real, is this really an album people enjoy?
2Protest the Hero

I have more talent in my index finger than this band as a whole does. Every song they make sounds the same, and they have no rhythm or style other than playing really fast with no rhyme or reason. Sounds like a Progressive DragonForce to me.

Well I respect Maynard James Keenan for his revolutionary work in A Perfect Circle-but Tool is so goddamn boring, trite, and repetitive I can't bother to listen to this overly-long pretentious piece of garbage for more than a few songs.

What a smoking hot chick with no musical talent. I'd tap that.
5Funeral for a Friend
Memory and Humanity

Between the god-awful artwork, the emo lyrics, and overused songwriting, I see nothing alluring about this band that is just another notch in the downfall of modern rock music through post-hardcore.
6Guns N Roses
Chinese Democracy

People have been waiting for this album for SO long the opposite of what normally happens with over-hyped albums happened...people bought into absolute garbage music.
Brother, Sister

If you can't sing, and you aren't talented with the guitar, you add a lot of chirping guitars, boring instrumentation, and emotionally drenched music with no substance. And people will buy it.
Lost In The Sound Of Separation

Of all of the crappy post-hardcore bands around, how is the worst the one appreciated? Underoath is so pretentious, fake, and insecure with their music and their overused song structures that it's ridiculous. Please-give me some 'real metal'.
9Vampire Weekend
Vampire Weekend

Hey, we're a bunch of rich smart kids who make cheeky polka/folk-pop that sounds ridiculously dated...and hey, I can't sing either! Of all the albums released this year, this album sucked in all the music snobs and critics based on the fact these bunch of rich kids paid of Pitchfork to give them a good review.
10My Morning Jacket
Evil Urges

I have an evil urge to give this band the middle finger for further relaying the notion that modern folk is decent.
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