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| Weezer Ranked
I wish I knew what goes on inside Rivers Cuomo’s head when he writes a song | | 14 |  | Weezer
Pacific Daydream
Lifeless. 1.3/5
Any Friend Of Diane's | | 13 |  | Weezer
Raditude
That first song is the biggest 'fuck you' ever for being followed by the rest of the album 1.8/5
(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To, Put Me Back Together | | 12 |  | Weezer
The Red Album
I hated this. The only good songs are Troublemaker and Pork and Beans. The Angel and the One is boring, the six minute song is not that exciting, the songs the rest of the band write are mediocre at best. 2/5
Troublemaker, Pork and Beans | | 11 |  | Weezer
Van Weezer
It's just late 80's hair metal worship?? And Rivers really doesn't have the energy for that, and the songs are really basic. That said, Sheila Can Do It seems like a quirky The Cars b-side and i love it. PUMP IT UP INTO ME PLEASE DADDY PLEASE DADDY 2.1/5
Sheila Can Do It
1 More Hit | | 10 |  | Weezer
The Black Album
Had some interesting instrumentals, but this is the point of this list where the abominable songwriting starts to pop up. 2.5/5
California Snow, Zombie Bastards, Can't Knock The Hustle | | 9 |  | Weezer
The Green Album
I can't imagine being a fan and waiting five years for this. Melds together. 2.6/5
Hash Pipe, Smile, Island In The Sun | | 8 |  | Weezer
Make Believe
Over-hated, but not breaking any new ground. 3/5
Freak Me Out, Pardon Me, This Is Such A Pity, Beverly Hills | | 7 |  | Weezer
The White Album
EWBAITE's follow-up wasn't perfect but they still retain that guitar driven edge here. 3.3/5
Wind In Our Sail, , Do You Wanna Get High?, California Kids, King Of The World | | 6 |  | Weezer
Hurley
There are some heavy hitters on this one. Showing everyone there is life in them left. 3.5/5
Memories, Trainwrecks, Unspoken, Smart Girls | | 5 |  | Weezer
OK Human
Orchestral Weez. ROCK MY AUDIBLE HEADPHONE GRAPES OF WRATH 3.6/5
Grapes Of Wrath, Playing My Piano, Screens, Bird With A Broken Wing | | 4 |  | Weezer
Maladroit
This is BY FAR their most underrated, overlooked album. Experimenting with the sounds on Pinkerton. 4/5
Dope Nose, Burndt Jam, Slob, Keep Fishin', Love Explosion | | 3 |  | Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End
An astonishing return to form with some of my favorite songwriting from Rivers. 4.1/5
Cleopatra, Back To The Shack, Ain't Got Nobody, I've Had It Up To Here, Da Vinci | | 2 |  | Weezer
Weezer
Can't go wrong with the classic. Some kind of geek rock. 4.2/5
Surf Wax America, Buddy In Holly, Undone, My Name Is Jonas, Only In Dreams | | 1 |  | Weezer
Pinkerton
The Incel Manifesto, drenched in fuzzy guitars and uncomfortably honest lyrics 4.5/5
El Scorcho, Getchoo, The Good Life, Why Bother, No Other One | |
gryndstone
05.15.21 | discuss | ArsMoriendi
05.15.21 | One thing that I agree with is that Pinkerton is the incel manifesto lol | furpa
05.15.21 | Ooh I would've put White much higher, potentially top 3 for me I dunno. But props for having OK Human so high! That records dope haha. Good list otherwise. | gryndstone
05.15.21 | OK Human has a consistent sound and whenever a weezer album manages to have that it ends up being good at the least | Sowing
05.15.21 | Not a bad ranking by any means, but I'd definitely have White higher. I'm a Blue > Pinkerton guy personally but have no qualms with either being #1. | Sowing
05.15.21 | I also think Pacific Daydream has enough sleeper gems to avoid being dead last | gryndstone
05.15.21 | Honestly White could easily go above Hurley and OK Human, I would have to listen to it again. I just don't like some of the songs on the back half.
I'm sorry but I can't find anything good about Pacific Daydream other than the closer and that's pushing it | Sinternet
05.15.21 | imagine not having make belive bottom 3
couldnt be me | gryndstone
05.15.21 | Make Believe is fine, Weezer fans are all just babies. Beverly Hills is hilarious, it was a hit for a reason | Sinternet
05.15.21 | red and green are miles ahead | gryndstone
05.15.21 | Green has absolutely nothing going for it other than Hash Pipe. Red I'll admit might just be personal taste | gryndstone
05.15.21 | At least Make Believe has songs that sound different where things actually happen. Green is barely 30 minutes of paper-thin bland songwriting | Sowing
05.15.21 | No need to apologize for your own ranking! I think Black is my least favorite honestly, although Weezer has a lot of subpar albums haha | Sinternet
05.15.21 | the absolute disrespect to o girlfriend smh |
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