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Covers that have shitty t-shirts

These album covers deserve way better merch than they usually have.
1Sleep
Sleep's Holy Mountain


The world is so lacking in a shirt that is this album cover all over. Just sticking it on a black shirt doesn't do it justice.

(Am I the no1 Sleep Stan on this site?)
2Melt-Banana
Fetch


Again could use a version that just doesn't stick it in a rectangle in the middle, but flows freely.
3Coroner
Mental Vortex


Almost every version I've seen has the band and album name stuck on it, which kind of detracts from that lovely visual on Anthony Perkins' face stuck in said titular vortex.
4D.R.I.
Thrash Zone


I can't believe there isn't a version with just the moshing figure's silhouette. That's all you need.
5Mr. Bungle
Disco Volante


There has to be a way to turn that eye into a cool tshirt, right?
6Fudge Tunnel
Fudgecake


An all-purple one of this, yeah?
7Poison Idea
Ian Mackaye


Also for some reason a very underrepresented cover on tshirts. Hmh.
8Godflesh
Godflesh


Another case of the band name fucking up a good shirt.
9Neurosis
Times of Grace


This (https://s3.amazonaws.com/dev1.mtimg.com/product_photos/imgs/000/048/106/full/NR_TogT-1.png?1568902216) is the best one I've seen so far, but again, the freaking name seems to be shitting all over it.
10The KLF
The White Room


It really needs a version without the text and just the speakers.

(also lol KLF is being super slept on on this site, like some inconsequential death metal bands get hundreds of ratings and The White Room is on 50 odd something ratings)
11Lightning Bolt
Wonderful Rainbow


One of those knockoff sites almost got this one right but then kept the sleeves black. Whatever. Brian really should start putting his artwork on tshirts more, but I guess he'd scoff at the idea (seems he hates merch in general which I can't argue with).
12Pestilence
Consuming Impulse


I know everyone hates this cover but I kinda love it. Some shirts have got the fading right on the ants. The band name isn't as distracting as usual. Still, if some goober made an ALL ANT VERSION of this shirt, I'd fucking sleep in it every night.
13Enslaved
Isa


JUST MAKE THE STRIPE GO THE WHOLE WAY FOR FUCKS SAKE.
14Kraftwerk
The Man-Machine


Kraftwerk shirts usually get it that it's all about the minimalism (Autobahn tshirts look great every time) but it's nearly impossible to find one of this with just the guys from a reputable vendor.
15Shellac
1000 Hurts


Also could really use an all-over version. It's look dorky as hell and that's the point.
16Judas Priest
Screaming for Vengeance


They're all just missing those followup stripes on the left. So much potential.
17Melvins
Bullhead


Seriously? Nobody's done a fully blue version of this that isn't just the basket stuck on it with the contours?
18The Residents
The Third Reich 'n Roll


I mean, I get that the idea of a Residents shirt is stupid in and of itself, but fuck would that make a good one. Then again, just googling it gives me White Lives Matter tshirts, so... maybe not.
19Ulver
Shadows of the Sun


Man, everyone's tried, but no-one has translated this cover to a shirt perfectly just yet.
20Rapeman
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule


Now this is a band-name-only shirt I can get behind!
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