|Covers that have shitty t-shirts|
These album covers deserve way better merch than they usually have.
Sleep's Holy Mountain
The world is so lacking in a shirt that is this album cover all over. Just sticking it on a black shirt doesn't do it justice.
(Am I the no1 Sleep Stan on this site?)
Again could use a version that just doesn't stick it in a rectangle in the middle, but flows freely.
Almost every version I've seen has the band and album name stuck on it, which kind of detracts from that lovely visual on Anthony Perkins' face stuck in said titular vortex.
I can't believe there isn't a version with just the moshing figure's silhouette. That's all you need.
There has to be a way to turn that eye into a cool tshirt, right?
An all-purple one of this, yeah?
Also for some reason a very underrepresented cover on tshirts. Hmh.
Another case of the band name fucking up a good shirt.
Times of Grace
This (https://s3.amazonaws.com/dev1.mtimg.com/product_photos/imgs/000/048/106/full/NR_TogT-1.png?1568902216) is the best one I've seen so far, but again, the freaking name seems to be shitting all over it.
The White Room
It really needs a version without the text and just the speakers.
(also lol KLF is being super slept on on this site, like some inconsequential death metal bands get hundreds of ratings and The White Room is on 50 odd something ratings)
One of those knockoff sites almost got this one right but then kept the sleeves black. Whatever. Brian really should start putting his artwork on tshirts more, but I guess he'd scoff at the idea (seems he hates merch in general which I can't argue with).
I know everyone hates this cover but I kinda love it. Some shirts have got the fading right on the ants. The band name isn't as distracting as usual. Still, if some goober made an ALL ANT VERSION of this shirt, I'd fucking sleep in it every night.
JUST MAKE THE STRIPE GO THE WHOLE WAY FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Kraftwerk shirts usually get it that it's all about the minimalism (Autobahn tshirts look great every time) but it's nearly impossible to find one of this with just the guys from a reputable vendor.
Also could really use an all-over version. It's look dorky as hell and that's the point.
Screaming for Vengeance
They're all just missing those followup stripes on the left. So much potential.
Seriously? Nobody's done a fully blue version of this that isn't just the basket stuck on it with the contours?
The Third Reich 'n Roll
I mean, I get that the idea of a Residents shirt is stupid in and of itself, but fuck would that make a good one. Then again, just googling it gives me White Lives Matter tshirts, so... maybe not.
Shadows of the Sun
Man, everyone's tried, but no-one has translated this cover to a shirt perfectly just yet.
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Now this is a band-name-only shirt I can get behind!