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04.03.21 Best 20 Simpsons episodes04.02.21 Bass that rattles my colon.
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11.30.20 What is best in life?

Bass that rattles my colon.

These are artists and albums that play bass solely to fuck my digestive tract.
1Big Black
Atomizer


When the bass only parts kick in in Jordan or Kerosene... I imagine that's what burning taint sounds like.
2Sleep
Sleep's Holy Mountain


Phantasmal spectre of Al Cisneros my butt collides.
3Lightning Bolt
Earthly Delights


At around 4:30 into Transmissionary, I'm pretty sure Brian Gibson discovers a new element.
4The Jesus Lizard
Liar


The Arse of Self-Defense.
5Melt-Banana
Cell-Scape


As brilliant as Fetch is, I think they made the wrong call in not using a live bassist. Rika Hamamoto gets such a hnnnnng sound going right off the bat.
6Rapeman
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule


Monobrow and Up Beat are a two-pronged kick in my teeth.
7mclusky
McLusky Do Dallas


What We've Learned is that I should be wearing diapers when making this list.
8Godflesh
Streetcleaner


By golly mister, I can't wait to show off this fun and not at all sphincter-decimating bass tone off to my playmates and school friends!
9Helmet
Meantime


You know that bass is cooked just right when it gives off that bllrrrrt sound.
10Earth
Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version


Y'know, I just discovered that you can't spell bass without ass. Funny, huh?
11Nailbomb
Point Blank


The middle of Cockroaches is the exact same sound I make on the shitter the morning after downing a case of cheap lager. I think Henry the Serial Killer might've been on to something.
12Agnostic Front
Cause For Alarm


Oh he shot his load alright.
13Coroner
Grin


Not only a super underappreciated album (by Coroner standards), also a super underappreciated bassist in Ron. Vocalist-bassists just get it, y'know?
14D.R.I.
Thrash Zone


You Say I'm Scum? Well at least I don't tune my snare to basketballs.
15Venom
Welcome to Hell


Cronos is the coolest dude ever, fight me. Just look at his bass playing genius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAIco_CTtwo
16Fudge Tunnel
The Complicated Futility of Ignorance


The gold standard of fecal sounding bass everywhere.
17Swans
Filth


Drench me in it.
18Sodom
In the Sign of Evil


Sepulchral Voice rattles my last two remaining brain cells so hard.
19Sick of It All
Just Look Around


Ass Pain Strikes Again.
20Kyuss
Welcome to Sky Valley


Bass sounds so good that the guitars wanted to turn into it.
21Yellow Machinegun
Spot Remover


Fuck Wonder Woman, this shit should be shown to every little girl out there to prove that if you try hard enough, you can expose Billy Milano for the little bitch he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbQAc0P2BI4

Seriously, Kaori Okumura is like the best bass-playing vocalist out there (which, by the way, is the best kind of vocalist). Her shrieks know just perfectly what her bass is doing to my butthole.
22Shellac
At Action Park


Pull The Cup out of My Black Ass, why don't ya?
23Butthole Surfers
Independent Worm Saloon


Tapeworms make humans enjoy music 16% more, science finds. Contact your local tapeworm vendor today!
24Sepultura
Roots


I don't speak speak Portugese, but I'm pretty sure Ratamahatta is about diarrhea.
25Stormtroopers of Death
Speak English or Die


Billy Milano may be a bitch, but he hangs with Dan Lilker a lot which makes him an okay dude.
26Neurosis
Through Silver in Blood


This albums artwork looks like something ithe bass on it made me shit out.
27Einsturzende Neubauten
Halber Mensch


Whatever the fuck they are doing for bass in that album, it defo tickles by colon.
28Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle


My Ass Is On Fire is a god-tier song, but unfortunately the best bass on the album is on the track following it. Listening to The Girls Of Porn on a bus is what open-design headphones are made for.
29Ministry
The Land of Rape and Honey


Al Jourgensen when he still prioritized butt stuff over cowboy hats.
30Melvins
Houdini


Outhouses need some lovin' too, y'know.
31KMFDM
Naïve


En Esch can totally rock a dress (no pun intended).
32Brainbombs
Urge to Kill


Brainbombs is my hangover spirit animal.
33Nine Inch Nails
Pretty Hate Machine


I know it's dated af, but it's be a Sin to leave it out. Get it? Get it!?
34No Trend
Too Many Humans


Now this is proper shitting music.
35Fu Manchu
No One Rides for Free


Not only is Snakebellies a GOAT song, it also has the grooviest bass ever to make it's way down my lower intestine.
36Scratch Acid
Scratch Acid


Louder! I'm almost done!
37Electric Wizard
Dopethrone


Nuclear warheads up me butt!
38Judge
Bringin' It Down


It helps if you punctuate each bass note with the toms.
39IDLES
Ultra Mono


I wish I had blue blood coarsing through my veins, then I could have some peasant clean up my bathroom after me.
40Unsane
Unsane


This should really be on every list regardless of what they are.
41Wasted Shirt
Fungus II


I never know if Ty Segall is a wanker or a cool dude. Stuff like this makes me lean towards the latter.
42Youth of Today
Break Down The Walls


Every time they give the bass even a little room to breathe, I poop a little.
43Doom
War Crimes (Inhuman Beings)


These fuckers got a Peel session and it was supreme.
44Whitehouse
Bird Seed


This got me over the edge. I'm done.
45Motorhead
Ace of Spades


You didn't think I'd actually leave this off the list, did you?
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