bloc: As a Pokemon, what would your 4 moves be?

bloc 03.10.21	Rest: see #4
Pheromone 03.10.21	4 x pound bcos i am sex-type 😎😎😎 edit ill be real i didnt realise you made that joke but better in your list sorry
Pheromone 03.10.21	feature this
nightbringer 03.10.21	1. Splash 2. Splash 3. Splash 4. Explosion
nightbringer 03.10.21	Now seeing innuendos everywhere
ian b 03.10.21	1. seppuku 2. 3. 4.
zakalwe 03.10.21	1. Headbutt 2. Punch 3. Gouge 4. Stamp 5. Bite
JustJoe. 03.10.21	that is the naughtiest most thematically consistent moveset i have ever seen
JustJoe. 03.10.21	props to you bloc
SteakByrnes 03.10.21	Give me all the cool 90 power moves 1. Thunderbolt 2. Ice Beam 3. Flamethrower 4. Surf
Pangea 03.10.21	1. Ancient Power 2. Earthquake 3. Sandstorm 4. Eruption
bigweinerdon 03.10.21	Ballbag Slam
ThyCrossAwaits 03.10.21	1. Smokescreen 2. Rage 3. Supersonic 4. Taunt
ReturnToRock 03.10.21	1. Surf. I love being in the water. 2. Headbutt. People say I'm hard headed 3. Rest. I'm lazy, what can I say? 4. Splash. Because it was originally called Flail, which pretty much describes my approach to conflict lol.
Bedex 03.10.21	r/ihavesex
JeetJeet 03.10.21	1. Karate Chop 2. Twerk 3. Eat hot chip 4. Lie
Trebor. 03.10.21	1. Rest 2. Rage 3. Psywave (I'd get psychic powers from migraines like Psyduck) 4. Nightmare
Avagantamos 03.10.21	splash and flail are 2 separate moves. slpash does nothing, and flail is basically a normal type reversal
Demon of the Fall 03.10.21	Frustration Flail Seed Bomb Sweet Kiss Ability: Oblivious Nature: Timid Stats: 100/55/85/90/85/110 (this would be a crappy Pokemon, lol).
Masochist 03.10.21	To continue Avagantamos's point to ReturnToRock, Splash was originally called Hop. That's why it's a Normal-type move instead of a Water-type move, and it also explains why Hoppip learns it.
Avagantamos 03.10.21	@masochist In which pokemon games was it called hop? never had a original gameboy/gameboy color, so I haven't played the first gen games. I couldn't find anything about the history on bulbapedia
Masochist 03.10.21	@Avagantamos - That was the original Japanese name of the move. It was translated incorrectly for English.
YoYoMancuso 03.10.21	Hypnosis Dream Eater Dragon Claw Attack the Other Trainer Instead of Their Pokemon
DrMaximus 03.10.21	Harden
ArsMoriendi 03.10.21	@bloc: there's a move called Block you'd probably want
ArsMoriendi 03.10.21	IDK how about: -Perish Song -Block -Metronome -Aroura Beam
Avagantamos 03.10.21	Calm Mind Rest Withdraw Water Gun
bloc 03.10.21	Is that the same as Protect? I hate that fuckin move
Pikazilla 03.10.21	1. Hypnosis 2. Sweet Kiss 3. Harden 4. Pound
Mort. 03.10.21	1. Discombobulate
loveisamixtape 03.10.21	1. thunder 2. ice beam 3. perish song 4. earthquake
Pikazilla 03.10.21	loveisamixtape are you lapras
loveisamixtape 03.10.21	; )
ArsMoriendi 03.10.21	"Is that the same as Protect? I hate that fuckin move" No, Block makes it so a Pokemon can't switch out/run away It's a perfect move to pair with Perish Song
Demon of the Fall 03.10.21	y’all need abilities and that. Also anyone who said shit like Thunderbolt probably doesn’t understand the intention of this. lol.
loveisamixtape 03.10.21	damn you're so smart
ArsMoriendi 03.10.21	I'll go more in-depth: For STAB, I'd be an ice type, maybe water/ice Ability Thick Fat: to mitigate the fire weakness Moves: -Perish Song -Block -Metronome -Aroura Beam Since Ice types have a lot of physical type weakness, I'll give myself a Relaxed nature (+defense, -speed)
bgillesp 03.10.21	I’d be Rock type and I’d go with: 1. Stone Edge 2. Rock Polish 3. Power Gem 4. Earthquake Also all y’all saying pound are totally forgetting about Wood Hammer
Demon of the Fall 03.10.21	So Ars you’re cool under pressure, chill type of guy etc. but a bit of a lard arse, slow but sturdy. You believe the apocalypse is coming and actively welcome it, you’re clingy as fuck and ‘so totally random’. I don’t know about Aurora Beam, you like ice pops?
Colton 03.10.21	Ars is a leaf type. and the leaf is basil
BallsToTheWall 03.10.21	Y’all play POGo? I’d delete People For you guys.
RadioSuicide 03.10.21	realistically 1. tackle 2. taunt 3. rest 4. smokescreen
Supercoolguy64 03.10.21	1. Self destruct
bloc 03.10.21	My ability: Damp My nature: Careful
Emim 03.10.21	Can you rephrase in the form of Digimon?
AlexKzillion 03.10.21	1. Toxic 2. Protect 3. Calm Mind 4. Payback Basically the most annoying Umbreon set possible
Dedes 03.10.21	1,2,3, and 4 are Dizzy Punch and the chance of confusing myself is always 100
TheAntichrist 03.11.21	1. charm 2. sweet kiss 3. harden 4. pound
JohnnyoftheWell 03.11.21	Hmmm 1. Flash 2. Dynamic Punch 3. Perish Dance 4. Substitute wanna have Leech Seed instead of Perish, but idk if I have the meanness or patience for that shi
ArsMoriendi 03.11.21	" I don’t know about Aurora Beam, you like ice pops?" Auroras are rainbowy and I never shut up about being gay lol
JohnnyoftheWell 03.11.21	Oh damn, nice Ars. Looks like we're different brands of annoying fucker
Colton 03.11.21	Johnny’s real moves: 1. Flash himself in the mirror 2. Dynamics hunch (but still wrong) 3. Non-perishable weird Japanese powdered bread dance 4. Substitute teacher 5. Leech Lana Del Rey torrent seeds
JohnnyoftheWell 03.11.21	@Colton you forgot special ability Delet
BlazinBlitzer 03.11.21	1. Memento 2. Self-Destruct 3. Final Gambit 4. Explosion
LeddSledd 03.11.21	1. find pig 2. roast pig 3. eat pig 4. yum :)
Demon of the Fall 03.11.21	‘Auroras are rainbowy and I never shut up about being gay lol‘ Oh wow, completely didn’t make the connection between auroras and rainbows (perhaps the obvious bit), think I would’ve got it from there, haha.
rellik009 03.11.21	1. nut 2. blaze 3. cum 4. monke
aok 07.28.21	1. hypnosis 2. soft-boiled 3. psychic 4. thunderbolt
aok 07.28.21	list should be featured tbh. who's failing to feature good lists like this?
botb 07.28.21	I have it on good authority that this guy fucks