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| JustJoe. for Emeritus!
List is reasons why JustJoe. should win sput madness and be made emeritus. | 1 | | Azeda Booth In Flesh Tones
Here is the current list of emeritus (emerituses? emeriti?):
204409, AngelofDeath, Athom, Bartender, br3ad_man, conradtao, Damrod, Dave de Sylvia, DaveyBoy, Electric City, FlawedPerfection, Gameofmetal, GnarlyShillelagh, greg84, Hyperion1001, Iai, Iluvatar, Irving, IsItLuck?, joshuatree, JViney, kingsoby1, Kiran, Knott-, Liberi Fatali, Med57, Metalstyles, Mikesn, morrissey, Observer, paradox1216, Robert Crumb, robin, SgtPepper, StrangerofSorts, StreetlightRock, thebhoy, Tyler, Xenophanes, Channing Freeman, Dan H., Jordan M., Julianna Reed, Kyle Ward, Matt Wolfe, Will R. | 2 | | Beach House Bloom
Joe is very cool and nice. Are any of our current emeritus cool and nice? Probably. I know like 5 of them and they were all cool, but maybe not. Plus, that list is really long. One more couldn’t hurt. | 3 | | Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
e·mer·i·tus
/əˈmerədəs/
adjective
(of the former holder of an office, especially a college professor) having retired but allowed to retain their title as an honor. | 4 | | Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Based on the above listed definition, JustJoe. is the prime example of what it means to be an emeritus. | 5 | | Burial Untrue
Joe is a well respected member of the sput community. | 7 | | DIIV Oshin
His reviews were genuinely some of the best this site has ever had. | 8 | | DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Read this review for the The F**king Hotlights- High Society Torture Party
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/43472/The-Fucking-Hotlights-High-Society-Torture-Party/ | 9 | | Djrum Mountains
And this one for Blutmond- Thirteen Urban Ways 4 Groovy Bohemian Days
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/41310/Blutmond-Thirteen-Urban-Ways-4-Groovy-Bohemian-Days/ | 10 | | Grouper A I A
And this one for Pat Metheny- Bright Size Life
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/41209/Pat-Metheny-Bright-Size-Life/ | 11 | | HMOT Oneirology
And this one for UNKLE- Psyence Fiction
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/40730/UNKLE-Psyence-Fiction/ | 12 | | Lone Lemurian
And this one for Botch- American Nervoso
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/39981/Botch-American-Nervoso/ | 13 | | Maxwell Embrya
And this one for Tonya Morgan- Brooklynati
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/38253/Tanya-Morgan-Brooklynati/ | 14 | | My Bloody Valentine Loveless
And then tell me Joe did not deserve staff 10 years ago. | 15 | | Oval 94 Diskont
That’s right, you can’t! | 16 | | Panda Bear Tomboy
One more thing. | 17 | | Snowmine Laminate Pet Animal
Look at this list. | 18 | | The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
It is a list of JustJoe.’s 5s. | 19 | | The Weeknd House of Balloons
Answer me this question. You have never seen a better list of 5s. | 20 | | The Weeknd Thursday
Not a question, you say? Exactly! | 21 | | The Weeknd Echoes of Silence
Coolness, talent, legend, age, and taste not enough for you? Don’t forget he invented the Casual Conversation threads. | 22 | | Women Public Strain
The Emeritus list needs a fresh new face. Joe is a beautiful human being who happens to have a fresh new face. Make this man and Sput’s dreams come true! JustJoe for Emeritus! | 23 | | WU LYF Go Tell Fire to the Mountain
Also, Joe promises free cookies to everyone in the lunch line if you elect him. | 24 | | Yo La Tengo Painful
Paid for by JustJoe. for Emeritus super PAC | |
bgillesp
03.06.21 | ILY Joe | Pheromone
03.06.21 | this is the greatest list of all time
and I propose we all migrate to albumoftheyear if this doesn't happen within the next 10 minutes | SteakByrnes
03.06.21 | Petition signed, Joe owns and deserves the title of best user ever possibly | bgillesp
03.06.21 | Love you all too, but Joe is the best you cannot deny | someone
03.06.21 | who, if not Joe | Conmaniac
03.07.21 | holy shit this is uhhh yeah gj good campaign | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | damnit gilly why are you so beautiful i don’t deserve this | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | ily gilly
🥰 | Pon
03.07.21 | I support this | Emim
03.07.21 | Hear, hear! | PlanetaryMuse
03.07.21 | joe best user ez | OSEL
03.07.21 | sweet list 9 is top tier | ian b
03.07.21 | wish i had somebody that fucks with me the way bgillesp fucks with joe 😓 | ian b
03.07.21 | also props for 17, wish they didn't break up(?) | Dedes
03.07.21 | Joe I love you joe for Moderator site owner and emeritus
Also justjoe for supreme seer of the cyberweb | MyNameIsPencil
03.07.21 | JustJoe. for President 2024 | Egarran
03.07.21 | fucking thank you for this | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | emim: hey mims
osel: it’s so damn good to this day
ian: i feel like that’s what casual crew does for casual crew as a whole & also yeah i wish snowmine was still up & going
dedes + pencil: i appreciate you guys’ support even though we don’t talk much hope you both are well
egarran: he surprised me with this too i couldn’t believe it | Relinquished
03.07.21 | yea why not | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | awesome glad to hear it wolfe | Emim
03.07.21 | JustJoe: hey joe | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | 😃 | ResidentNihilist
03.07.21 | Like Joe but if he deserves it so does hep kat | Egarran
03.07.21 | we'll never move forward with that kind of thinking | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | this should be the beginning of such user inclusions not the end | Egarran
03.07.21 | ^See
That's some emeritus shit | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | 😁 | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | in all seriousness i actually do think they should have some type of tag for notable non-reviewer type users there is definitely a space for that | Egarran
03.07.21 | _Exactly_ what I was thinking | Pheromone
03.07.21 | yes!!!! what would it be called
influencer-tag | Pheromone
03.07.21 | justjoe-tag | Pheromone
03.07.21 | whereismx-tag | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | name-tag | Pheromone
03.07.21 | you'reit-tag | JustJoe.
03.07.21 | i invented nametags | bgillesp
03.08.21 | Lol, I like the You’reIt tag idea | Winesburgohio
03.08.21 | Give Zebra Emeritis | JustJoe.
03.08.21 | “you’re it”-tag is genius yeah | JustJoe.
03.08.21 | zebra has a lot of old school reviews that are well known/well-written i am surprised that he isn’t emeritus already | bloc
03.09.21 | "JustJoe. for Emeritus"
Agreed | JustJoe.
03.09.21 | 🥰 | JustJoe.
03.09.21 | hope you’re doing well bloc | bloc
03.09.21 | Took a break from the site for a month or so, but I am doing well thank you sir. Hope the same for you. | JustJoe.
03.09.21 | yeah i feel you on those breaks it’s needed every now & then & yeah i am doing alright for sure | Pheromone
06.12.21 | bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump | Ryus
06.12.21 | ryus 4 mod | Pangea
06.12.21 | this list is 3 months old and i still don't see a emeritus tag next to his name
| Uzumaki
06.12.21 | JustJoe for emeritus [x1,000,000] | Pheromone
06.12.21 | it is actually ridiculous at this point
this
site
is
meant
to be democratic!! | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | you guys are wonderful | JohnnyoftheWell
06.12.21 | this site sucks | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | bring back stylus magazine or cokemachineglow | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | add that to our list of demands | bgillesp
06.12.21 | Lol y’all are great. Love you Joe | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | love you too gilly
💗 | bloc
06.12.21 | How come coke machines aren't a thing anymore | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | idk but i am old enough that i remember as a small child i used to be able to get a can of coke out the machine for 25 cents | budgie
06.12.21 | i like a lot of the music on this list | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | that’s good most people think i constantly 5.0 albums that are 3.5’s at best
🥳 | Egarran
06.12.21 | Great thread guys.
Never met anyone like Joe on the internet. He absolutely masters balancing the line between mysterious and enviable. | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | you spoil me eg
🥰 | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | it has taken me many years of embarrassing real life & social media behavior to achieve my current disposition & i hope to continue on in this way | Divaman
06.12.21 | It would be fine with me. | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | then this it will be | JustJoe.
06.12.21 | trying that whole “speak it into existence” thing | Divaman
06.12.21 | Just got a very funny picture of Terry Jones as the peasant woman in Monty Python and the Holy Grail sitting in the dirt and saying, "Well I didn't vote for you." | ArsMoriendi
06.12.21 | bgill come back | JustJoe.
06.13.21 | [2] | bgillesp
06.13.21 | I am back! What’s up Ars? | ArsMoriendi
06.14.21 | idk just chillin | bgillesp
06.14.21 | Oh cool. You may continue | Pheromone
01.10.22 | has this happened yet | Pheromone
01.10.22 | young man why are you awake : O | fogza
01.10.22 | i think it would be easy to confirm that without asking | fogza
01.10.22 | do you switch the lights off and on every second? | fogza
01.10.22 | now THAT is a rave | Uzumaki
01.10.22 | It’s 2022 and Joe still isn’t emeritus. This year is off to a shit start. | Egarran
01.10.22 | Joe could make me so happy | bgillesp
01.11.22 | Lol, I love this | bgillesp
03.15.22 | I think this is due for a yearly March madness bump. Vote JustJoe. so he can win and then maybe they will finally recognize his Emeritus-deserving qualities! | Uzumaki
03.15.22 | He’s got my vote | Casavir
03.15.22 | Joe really do be ownin | Egarran
03.15.22 | would never vote for anyone else | Pheromone
03.15.22 | Joe is the leader of sputnikmusic |
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