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Best Worst Song Titles(?)

the quality of the music varies and is subject to opinion, but these are the best of the worst names i could get off the top of my head.
1Fall Out Boy
From Under the Cork Tree


1. Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

pretty self explanatory, and what better to start off with the kings of ridiculous song titles with my personal favorite of their's?
2Corey Feldman
Angelic 2 The Core


9. Lickety Splickety

i love you corey please marry me
3Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated


2. I Cum Blood

if you can relate i'd advise you see a medical professional immediately (after reading this list, of course)
4The World Is a Beautiful Place...
Whenever, If Ever


4. Picture of a Tree That Doesn't Look Okay

what the fuck does this even mean, you weird sparklepunk nerds ??
5Dad Thighs
The Ghosts That I Fear


3. Regarding the Walmart Parking Lot on 88th Street

genuinely great emo/skramz band that hides the darkness of their songs with an album of goofy song titles??? blasphemous! never seen such a thing. oh and bonus points for the goat'd band name lol.
6Fat Nick
When the Lean Runs Out


10. P.S. Fuck You Cunt

love the song and even a lot of fat nick's other stuff but this this title is fuckin wonky lol
7Hospital Bracelet
South Loop Summer


2. Sober Haha Jk....Unless

uh oh not one i can relate to oh god oh fuck oh god ojhfuckfuck (might review this if no one else does btw)
8Attack Attack! (US)
If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?


4. What Happens If I Can't Check My MySpace When We Get There?!

i tried to keep the scene/mall-emo stuff out of here as much as i could because there's too many songs you could stick in their place. but with that being said, i couldn't make this list without saving the best for last.
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