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Soulsborne Boss Tier List

Soulsborne tier list. Qualifying factors include design, lore, how fun they are to fight, and most importantly how badly I want them to spank me.
1Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Save My Soul

Daddies of Darkness / Mommies of Dankness:

Chaos Witch Quelaag
Crossbreed Priscilla
Gaping Dragon
Great Grey Wolf Sif
Gwyn Lord of Cinder
Knight Artorias
Fume Knight
Abyss Watchers
Dancer of the Boreal Valley
Nameless King
Sister Friede
Slave Knight Gael
Vicar Amelia
Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos
Maiden Astrea
2Sun Worship
Elder Giants

If Only I Could Be So Grossly Incandescent...:

Four Kings
Moonlight Butterfly
Seath The Scaleless
Manus, Father of the Abyss
The Last Giant
Looking Glass Knight
Velstadt, The Royal Aegis
Throne Watcher and Throne Defender
Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin
Burnt Ivory King
Ludex Gundyr
Sir Alonne
Vordt of the Borreal Valley
High Lord Wolnir
Pontiff Sulyvahn
Aldrich, Devourer of Gods
Dragonslayer Armour
Oceiros The Consumed King
Blood Starved Beast
Cleric Beast
Darkbeast Paarl
Mergo's Wet Nurse
Moon Presence
Laurence The First Vicar
Fool's Idol
Old Hero
3Lost Souls

Simpin' 4 Souls:

Capra Demon
Bell Gargoyle
Demon Firesage
Iron Golem
Taurus Demon
Sanctuary Guardian
The Pursuer
Flexile Sentry
Lost Sinner
Ruin Sentinels
Scorpioness Najka
The Duke's Dear Freja
Demon of Song
Giant Lord
Ancient Dragon
Black Dragon Kalameet
Elana, Squalid Queen
Sinh, The Slumbering Dragon
Aava, The Kings Pet
Lud and Zallen, The Other Kings Pets
Curse-Rotted Greatwood
Old Demon King
Yhorm the Giant
Champion Gundyr
Ancient Wyvern
Soul of Cinder
Champions Gravetender and Gravetender Greatwolf
Demon In Pain and Demon From Below
Darkeater Midir
Father Gascoigne
Gehrman, The First Hunter
Shadow of Yharnam
Lady Maria
Flame Lurker
Tower Knight
Bad To My World

Backtracking Through Blighttown:

Asylum Demon
Ceaseless Discharge
Centipede Demon
Stray Demon
The Skeleton Lords
Belfry Gargoyles
Royal Rat Authority
Mytha The Baneful Queen
The Rotten
Old Dragonslayer
Smelter Demon
Old Iron King
Guardian Dragon
Dragon Rider
Twin Dragonriders
The Other Smelter Demon
Crystal Sage
Martyr Logarius
One Reborn
Celestial Emissary
Living Failures
Orphan of Kos
Armour Spider
Dirty Colossus (I don't remember this stupid blob either)
Dragon God (fuck em)
Old Monk
Red Dragon
Storm King
5Prince Daddy and The Hyena
I Thought You Didn't Even Like Leaving

Patches The Bastard Ass Motherfucking Hyena:

Dark Sun Gwyndolin
The Bed of Chaos
Executioners Chariot
Royal Rat Vanguard
Covetus Demon
Prowling Magus and Congregation
Afflicted Graverobber, Ancient Soldier Varg, And the other cunt
Deacons of the Deep
Halflight, Spear of the Church
Micolash, Librarian of Stupid Fucking Hats
Witch of Hemwick
Rom the Vacuous Spider
Adjudicator (I don't even remember this thing but it's fucking stupid looking. is this a new lickitongue evo?)
Blue Dragon (fuck this dude)
King Allant (old, young, don't care, fuck this dude too)
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