JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | didnt let me include 1, but here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc
very very bad.
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widowslaugh123
11.26.20 | I don’t know how you can’t love wap unless you are literally Ben Shapiro |
widowslaugh123
11.26.20 | Or sowing |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | nah i can't not even ironically |
widowslaugh123
11.26.20 | I feel like you could recite the U.S. constitution over that song and it would still murder |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | I feel like that would actually slap, with "theres some whores in this house" playing in the background, someone would review it on here and call it a political statement. |
SymbolicInTime
11.26.20 | Wait people unironically like wap...? Like, for real...?
Fuck Ed Sheeran too. I cant think of any other popular music artist i dislike more
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JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | yes good let it flow through you |
widowslaugh123
11.26.20 | My guy u 5’d a yellowcard album you have no place to talk shit |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | oof |
ReturnToRock
11.26.20 | Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On.
It's still the only song that will make me walk out of any room where it is being played.
Honourable mentions:
Crazy Frog - Axel F.
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Daft Punk - One More Time
Ke$ha - Tik Tok
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jaggers
Rebecca Black - Friday
Those are the ones I can remember never standing over my 30 years of listening to music on a daily basis.
Not bad but I can't actively listen to it:
Diamanda Galas - Gloomy Sunday. |
SymbolicInTime
11.26.20 | Eh you can do about 1000x worse with pop punk lol, not really a dig. If I had Simple Plan up there on the other hand... inb4 "1000x 0 is still 0"
Edit: oh and worst song for me, just throw a dart at the songs from the last few FFDP albums. Also throw Six Feet Under cover albums in the mix |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | Daft Punk - One More Time - I can't fuck with this sorry |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | What a great song!! |
dedex
11.26.20 | > Daft Punk - One More Time
bruh |
Pangea
11.26.20 | 3 is not that bad
my heart will go on rules tbh |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | Yes it is, Pangea. |
Pangea
11.26.20 | oh i meant 4 actually my bad
3 is pretty bad yeah |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | I was using my sleepless night to think of this list, im not just talking about songs i don't like cause then the pretenders 2000 miles wouldve been on here, these are all objectively god awful |
keaton_86
11.26.20 | 3 non blondes - Whats going on, or Billy Joel - Piano man are factually the worst songs of all time. |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | factually lmao |
Pangea
11.26.20 | i dislike 2000 miles more as any song on this list tbh |
SymbolicInTime
11.26.20 | How does one hate Piano Man?? |
SlothcoreSam
11.26.20 | Crazy Frog!
Or
Cher - Believe |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.26.20 | "3 non blondes - Whats going on, or Billy Joel - Piano man are factually the worst songs of all time."
wha |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | wap |
Avagantamos
11.26.20 | the one with that white dude moaning "califoooorniaaaaaaa" repeatedly over a bargain bin acoustic guitar line |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.26.20 | Can u pls just put the name of the song in the list is that too much to ask |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.26.20 | this is a fucking shambles
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unclereich
11.26.20 | came here to mention cher, glad to see someone already beat me to it |
Pheromone
11.26.20 | im also not afraid of female sexuality, im afraid that this song completely and utterly sucks. |
LeddSledd
11.26.20 | Elton John - Crocodile Rock
also yes WAP is dogshit |
Pheromone
11.26.20 | nah WAP is gr8 |
JoyfulPlatypus
11.26.20 | What about Baja Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? |
unclereich
11.26.20 | who? |
ReturnToRock
11.26.20 | 'the one with that white dude moaning "califoooorniaaaaaaa" repeatedly over a bargain bin acoustic guitar line'
You mean Jimmy from The Wizard? |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.26.20 | What a time to live in when WAP is genuinely considered a political statement about female sexuality |
Colton
11.26.20 | WAP is 100% a statement about female sexuality and it can be argued that it’s political though maybe wasn’t explicitly intended to be |
YoYoMancuso
11.26.20 | Riptide by Vance Joy aka battle cry of the kid with the ukulele at the high school talent show |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.26.20 | Okay let me rephrase: a *powerful political statement
Like how did we get here |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | bring a bucket and a mop |
courthouse69
11.26.20 | good choices, i would also add memories by maroon 5 |
BigglesteinsAlt
11.26.20 | king crimson - moonchild should be on here.
also wap is based. this is confirmed and cannot be disputed. |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | 9 out of 10 neckbeard virgins recommend it |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | wtf is based |
gryndstone
11.26.20 | Ed Sheeran Shape of You is worse |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | No way at least shape of you at first was catchy |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | they keep changing the meaning of words. it wouldn't surprise me if being a puss boy is considered a compliment some day |
solrage
11.26.20 | Where's My Humps?
Also, the music of WAP is terrible, but I dig the lyrics. As explicit as it is, it also has some awesome lines like "swipe your nose like a credit card." |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | what about that dangly thing in the back of her throat? |
solrage
11.26.20 | I like that one too. Somehow it's funnier that she doesn't use the actual term for it. |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | prolly cus she don't even know what it is lol |
ReturnToRock
11.26.20 | Oh shit sol, good call on My Humps!
Or how about Stupid Ho by Nicki Minaj?
Gucci Gang by Lil Pump?
Crank Dat by Soulja Boy?
Or that 'shots shots shots' song.
Or anything by Farrah Abraham.
Or shit off that Corey Feldman album.
And didn't Chris Chan legit record a song? |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | i am the female weezy |
solrage
11.26.20 | I'm sure she knows how to use Google like everyone. OTOH, it would've been an opportunity to work the word uvula into a song and it's such a fun word to say... but "I want you to touch the uvula in the back of my throat?" Doesn't really work. |
TheAntichrist
11.26.20 | having to google what a uvula is...smh |
solrage
11.26.20 | @RTR: I'm happy to say I don't know most of those songs. I only know the Feldman and Abraham stuff because I went on a brief journey into "so bad it's good" music. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.26.20 | Thunder by Imagine Dragons makes me want to jam shards of glass into my ears |
ReturnToRock
11.26.20 | @Wildcard I don't get the hate for that one personally. I don't mind it. |
solrage
11.26.20 | Thunder isn't terrible. Demons is far worse. That sounds like something a computer would write if you invented a program to create the blandest early-00's anthemic rock song imaginable. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.26.20 | The hook is repetitious beyond belief, and lyrically the man says he was called “basic” and “easy” so he went and wrote a song that... completely proves those two points. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.26.20 | Pretty much all of Imagine Dragons’ singles irritate me. I guess I don’t mind Natural, but that’s it. |
bloodshy
11.26.20 | It's shocking how bad that Lewis Capaldi album is. And you wouldn't really notice it without listening to the whole album in one sitting. Every song is a forced slow- dance ballad. |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | The most (and I say this not lightly) boring album I ever suffered through |
widowslaugh123
11.26.20 | My humps slaps too and I fucking hate that band |
dedex
11.26.20 | My Humps slaps yah |
BAT
11.26.20 | waps the best song on this list thoo
my pick goes to john fogerty - centerfield , my middle school used to play it on repeat over the pa during the class changeovers, it was that or i'm blue by eifel |
ItsTheSquirrel
11.26.20 | Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes makes me irrationally angry |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.26.20 | The ultimate “Nice Guy” song
Dorkiest lyrics ever. |
alamo
11.26.20 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=342830 |
MillionDead
11.26.20 | Probably Mambo #5 and goddamn Who Let the Dogs Out. Definitely The Thong Song haha |
Ecnalzen
11.26.20 | I have always kinda loathed Barbie Girl
That song is such a damn earworm and I hate it whenever it sneaks into my brain |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.26.20 | Believer is defo the worst Imagine Dragons song
And yeah Shape of You is 100% worse than that Sheeran song you linked |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.26.20 | Oh fuck yeah what a good shout Shawn Mendes fuck that guy |
alamo
11.26.20 | Listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AVz6qiRn0A |
Drifter
11.26.20 | “ WAP is 100% a statement about female sexuality and it can be argued that it’s political though maybe wasn’t explicitly intended to be”
🤔 |
LeddSledd
11.26.20 | Worst Imagine Dragons song that got popular is either Thunder or Whatever It Takes. Their hits before that are a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine |
Emim
11.27.20 | "Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On.
It's still the only song that will make me walk out of any room where it is being played."
Good, more Celine for me.
Also I don't hate #1. It's at least different than most other stuff on the radio, and I find her voice more interesting than annoying. |
keaton_86
11.27.20 | Celine is god tier, wtf is wrong with you people |
aydross121
11.27.20 | These are just bad but generic popular songs imo. Truly bad and popular shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
I still cant grasp how not only this got greenlit, but got to 180M views. This shit was outdated the day it dropped. The mild racism is the cherry on top. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.27.20 | That dua lipa swan song is up there |
aydross121
11.27.20 | Hey pots whats ur fav u2 album? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.27.20 | There is a calibre of music where maybe it's not objectively the worst of all time, but it's bad in a way that gets under your skin and makes you feel a deep immeasurable rage beginning to boil within your soul at even just the thought |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.27.20 | "Hey pots whats ur fav u2 album?"
I've heard exactly none u2 albums |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.27.20 | BTS - Dynamite is the worst song ever
apart from the bit where they say JUMP TO THE TOP LEBRON
and that bit makes it the best song ever |
rockarollacola
11.27.20 | Bartier Cardi is worse than WAP IMO. That song never fails to make me cringe. |
combustion07
11.27.20 | I haven't heard any of these and the view counts and that fact make me feel very out of touch with society lol |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | you're one of the lucky ones |
aydross121
11.27.20 | See wap I understand why it got famous, it's a meme song.
but stuff like that George Ezra track is truly perplexing, like why 200M views for what basically is a subpar sesame street song. |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | aydross me and you can be friends |
aydross121
11.27.20 | yes, but all my friends have to listen to this at least once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PvebsWcpto&list=PLNLen0LA0K3_yHBD0mhlPp6kSuTv_b10L |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | BABY U A SONNNNG YOU MAKE ME WANNA ROLL MY WINDOWS DOWN AND CRUUUIIISE |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.27.20 | Christ I fucking hate this pop country trend that’s been going steady for like a fucking decade and that song might be the worst offender. |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | Bro-Country is its official genre title i'll have you know |
Sinternet
11.27.20 | best u2 album is war and worst song ever is bohemian crapsody |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.27.20 | bo rap is actually 3 songs in one so not eligible gg |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | Sinternet i fucking hate Bohemian Rhapsody |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | there i said |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.27.20 | I fucking hate Queen
there i said it |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | i like maybe 3 songs |
Ryus
11.27.20 | wildcard with the big brain take |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | i see the little silhoutte of a man, scaramoosh scaramoosh will you do me in the bumhole |
ArsMoriendi
11.27.20 | While plenty of pop songs suck, I'm like 100% sure the worst song of all time is contains guttural screaming and pig squeals, so it's deff nothing on this list |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | i'll only accept that if you're on about that waking the cadaver chased by a rapist song, arshole |
ArsMoriendi
11.27.20 | I have no idea what that is, but I'm gonna go myself a favor and not find out
EDIT: just read the lyrics on Genius.com and holy fuck that's awful |
JeremiahBullfrog
11.27.20 | its bad man, like really |
botb
11.27.20 | Co-sign 2, rescind co-sign for WAP |
rodrigo90
11.27.20 | Pink Floyd - Seamus |
Zorg
11.27.20 | Cardi B is a modern Hottentot Venus and George Ezra has dick sucking lips. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.27.20 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjfrgn3AB54
The only acceptable version of Bohemian Rhapsody. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.27.20 | And WAP is the shit, sole reasoning being that it makes Ben Shapiro upset. |
rodrigo90
11.27.20 | Cardi B is a modern Hottentot Venus and George Ezra has dick sucking lips.
I lost my opportunity to say that I can't take seriously a woman who sings in porn award events. Seriously, Which one of those in the crowd ACTUALLY listen to music. The only time I learnt about a porn actress listening to good music was Amber Rayne but she passed away so it doesn't count. She was a hardcore smashing pumpkins fans. Most of them are likely to listen music to twerk to. I can go on and on but I'll stop here. |
TheAntichrist
11.27.20 | wap is shit agreed |
rodrigo90
11.27.20 | Ed Sheeran
I was 6 years old and I BROKE MY LEG
My brother and his friends BROKE MY LEG
Take me back to when I BROKE MY LEG
Running from the law and I BROKE MY LEG |
Emim
11.27.20 | "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
I still cant grasp how not only this got greenlit, but got to 180M views. This shit was outdated the day it dropped. The mild racism is the cherry on top."
I thought Japanese people mostly liked the song and it was white people that got offended. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.27.20 | god I’ve missed out on some shitty music. That video had me laughing my ass off |
EoinCofa
11.27.20 | Worst songs - all the common wedding playlist songs. |
Wildcardbitchesss
11.27.20 | I talked shit about Perfect by Ed Sheeran when it came on shuffle at a party and this girl got pissed because that’s the song she walked down the aisle to lmfao |
TheAntichrist
11.27.20 | ed shitran |
aydross121
11.27.20 | Emim
Yeah i can see that for sure. |
aydross121
11.27.20 | Wildcard that's so tacky lmao |
Colton
11.27.20 | Dance Monkey feels like very standard modern pop music to me, never understood the hate |
LeddSledd
11.27.20 | Those vocals on Dance Monkey are fucking horrendous. It's the stereotypical indie girl voice reaching levels of parody except it's unironic |
aydross121
11.28.20 | "Christ I fucking hate this pop country trend"
I think that Cruise song literally started the whole cock-country/ bro-country thing. |
ReturnToRock
12.11.20 | Johnny Bloody Reggae by The bloody Piglets, aka Jonathan bloody King. And it charted back then, too. At NUMBER 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wShL3lIkro |
alamo
12.11.20 | tik tok is literally the best song ever |
alamo
12.11.20 | 7 years by lukas graham this fucking song though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA
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ReturnToRock
12.11.20 | @alamo THAT one I don't get the hate for. It's acceptable by modern pop standards. I don't mind it at all.
PS I'm on about Lukas Graham not bloody Ke$ha. That one I DO get the hate for. |
JeremiahBullfrog
12.11.20 | oh yeah alamo that fucking blows it was everywhere when it came out |
aydross121
12.11.20 | That lukas graham isn't so bad. The lyrics are truly braindead but otherwise it's passable |
