Jasdevi087
11.11.20 | also what's your useless superpower? |
Rawmeeth38
11.11.20 | I know exactly what youre talking about |
Colton
11.11.20 | I tried to smell an anthill when I was 10 and ended up snorting the whole thing. Since then I can climb up walls |
MillionDead
11.11.20 | Definitely not from far away or anything like that, but they definitely have pungent aroma though. I remember mushing one and smelling it as a little ass kid. I ate one cause I wanted to see how it tasted too. Saw natives eating them on Discovery Channel. As far as useless superpowers, I can cross my ring and pinky toe on my right foot like people can cross fingers. lmao |
ArsMoriendi
11.11.20 | Pretty sure the asparagus thing happens to everyone because technically asparagus contain a mild poison (not enough to harm a human)
Also, smelling ants? Weird |
Egarran
11.11.20 | Nice superpower. You're obviously destined for ant leadership.
Errm I can touch the palm of my hand with my littlefinger while the other fingers are pointing straight ahead. I don't know what it says about my destiny though. |
deathschool
11.11.20 | I read something about this the other day. Apparently it’s a recessive gene or something that lets you smell them. |
Jasdevi087
11.11.20 | "I read something about this the other day. Apparently it’s a recessive gene or something that lets you smell them."
that's why I'm convinced its related to the coriander thing, cause that's also genetic |
MillionDead
11.11.20 | So there are people that straight up can't smell ants? Didn't know that. |
deathschool
11.11.20 | I just looked it up and saw that that’s another name for cilantro which also tastes like soap to me. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.11.20 | Lmao bruh wut |
deathschool
11.11.20 | I can smell anthills kinda, but I thought it just smelled like dirt. Idk, I gotta check if I can smell them or not. |
ArsMoriendi
11.11.20 | Man, I love cilantro |
TheAntichrist
11.11.20 | this was something i thought of as a kid but never thought i needed to ask lmao
to answer the question though, yes, and they smell like...grass meets insects i guess lol |
Relinquished
11.11.20 | props for 8 |
JustJoe.
11.11.20 | this is a real thing oh man the world is a strange place |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.11.20 | i just wonder how extreme this is like is jas just sitting at his comp like *sniff sniff* "there's an ant in my room" |
evilford
11.11.20 | I can smell earthworms. Theyre gross.
Does that count? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.11.20 | my super power is that i can crack my big toes just by clenching them a certain way and also i can pinch people real hard with my big toe and pointer(???) toe |
TheAntichrist
11.11.20 | they actually smell pretty similar evilford. so do cockroaches |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.11.20 | why are you guys sniffing bugs btw |
JustJoe.
11.11.20 | an ant enters a room of a house jas once lived in his youth & all of a sudden he’s like “i sense somewhere a disturbance” |
ArsMoriendi
11.11.20 | Superpowers...uh: I can flip the front half of my tongue upside down by twisting the middle |
TheAntichrist
11.11.20 | does sumo deadlifting count as a superpower? |
MillionDead
11.11.20 | I can do that circle thing where I make a tube with my tongue too. Pretty useless unless you wanna make friends in day care or surprise somebody in the pussy lmao |
bloodshy
11.11.20 | Quality thread.
https://www.nicepng.com/png/detail/288-2889285_seal-of-approval-rubber-stamp-seal-of-approval.png |
Deez
11.12.20 | Stereotypical guy who smells but none of his friends have the balls to tell him.
'YO CAN YOU SMELL THESE ANTS GUYS??" |
evilford
11.12.20 | Lmao |
Drifter
11.12.20 | I can’t smell them but my cousin one time walked up to the rest of the family and said it “smells like fire ants.” With a disgusted look on his face
We laughed at him |
MillionDead
11.12.20 | If I smelled bad, I hope a motherfucker would let me know. lol Don't leave me out here to stink. |
Deez
11.12.20 | 'Dude we should tell him hes fking rancid'
'Leave him bro hes happy thinking its the ants'
"yeah I guess so'
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gryndstone
11.12.20 | can dislocate my thumb
have that skin condition where scratching lightly results in raised skin which means i can write on myself |
Jasdevi087
11.12.20 | @milliondead i can do the tongue thing too and i can even make a w with it
also have hypermobility in my fingers and elbow which is always a great gross out trick |
Dewinged
11.12.20 | Ozzy did, like... literally |
Morningrise767
11.12.20 | when I squish them yeah they smell like all kinds of ass |
hal1ax
11.12.20 | ants smell like black pepper.... right? |
deathschool
11.12.20 | If you grind them into a dust, you can actually use them as an alternative to black pepper. |
hal1ax
11.12.20 | now we're talkin |
sixdegrees
11.12.20 | yeah, my great aunt smelled like cigarettes mostly |
hal1ax
11.12.20 | mine smells like cloves and ivory soap |
Minushuman24
11.12.20 | What the fuck I know what you’re talking abour |
Sharenge
11.12.20 | invisible allergens make me itchy and sneezy |
unclereich
11.12.20 | lol this is a great question, I definitely cannot but I had an ex who I was with for years who randomly tells me one day "ew do you smell that? there must be an ant on you" I was dumbfounded, I lived for over 2 decades and I had never once heard about this. not only was she able to smell them but they were pungent to her, she could smell them from a pretty good distance. so weird lol. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
11.12.20 | This is honestly fucking up my perception of ants entirely |
oltnabrick
11.12.20 | ye i can
lmao |
rellik009
11.12.20 | O_O |
Sinternet
11.12.20 | my superpower is i can tell how the weathers gonna be for the next week or so by how many aggressive nosebleeds i get. |
ReturnToRock
11.12.20 | My useless superpower is remembering insignificant details I've picked up somewhere about a band/artist/movie/book/whatever - even when I don't care about them. Sometimes, I'll randomly remember, say, the title of an album, or somebody's name, YEARS after the fact, and having never looked that piece of media up ever since. |
unclereich
11.12.20 | not a superpower but I can still throw a baseball over 80mph |
Trifolium
11.12.20 | GAS 💛🧡💛
I'd love to have the useless superpower of not waking up with crumpled bed sheets every morning. It would prevent so much annoyance and irritation!! |
JesperL
11.12.20 | was obsessed with ants as a kid and made myself an ant hat at some point but no
never sniffed one |
