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Premier League + Entire EFL Predictions

yeah fuck it 0/20 last year so now we're upping the ante. Not just predicting the Prem, but the Championship and League 1 and 2 as well. Originally with this list I was gonna have a local artist for every team, but while that's simple enough for places like Liverpool and Manchester, it's not so much for places like Nailsworth, Crawley, Stoke-on-Trent (which technically has two teams) or breaking down London into it's boroughs (Fulham is a spot for which there are two teams but no notable artists), so instead I'm freeballing. If I get more than 10 of these correct, I legally have to be made mod.
92Inner City
Paradise


LEAGUE TWO

Stevenage

this team only won 3 games in the league last season, i think that should probably say it all tbh. the only reason they're still here this season is because Macclesfield who were in 22nd got docked about 20 points, that's how bad this team was.
91Pastel Blue
Blue Demos


Morecambe
90The Veils
Total Depravity


Harrowgate Town

kinda cool that we're seeing a lot more teams making the debut in the football league atm
89Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
Scheherazade


Cambridge United
88Gangsta Pat
Deadly Verses


Southend United

this team got FUCKED in league one lmao, i'm being generous picking them to not drop all the way out
87Coil
Moon's Milk (In Four Phases)


Carlisle United
86Harry Partch
Delusion of the Fury


Leyton Orient
85The Cars
Candy-O


Oldham Athletic
84Black Tape for a Blue Girl
Remnants of a Deeper Purity


Forest Green Rovers
83Bicep
Bicep


Barrow AFC

considering what people were saying about them in the national league last year, i'm excited to see these guys in the football league
82Art Blakey
Moanin'


Newport County
81*shels
Sea of the Dying Dhow


Crawley Town
80The Lemonheads
It's a Shame About Ray


Mansfield Town
79Natural Snow Buildings
The Night Country


Scunthorpe United
78Akhlys
The Dreaming I


Bolton Wanderers

they'd be lucky to get this high imo
77Fleeting Joys
Despondent Transponder


Cheltenham Town
76Moonboat
Spirit Panther


Grimsby Town
75Black Mountain Transmitter
Black Goat Of The Woods


Port Vale
74Falls of Rauros
The Light That Dwells in Rotten Wood


Exeter City
73Darkthrone
Ravishing Grimness


Walsall
72Saint Pepsi
Hit Vibes


Colchester United
71Crass
Penis Envy


Salford City

RB Leipzig moment
70Timber Timbre
Hot Dreams


Bradford City

why are these guys all the way down here still
69...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Madonna


Tranmere Rovers

i feel like they're the only team that actually wants to win league 2 lmao
68Marc Almond
Mother Fist and Her Five Daughters


LEAGUE ONE

Northampton Town
67Busdriver
Electricity Is on Our Side


Rochdale
66Keiji Haino
I Said, This Is the Son of Nihilism


AFC Wimbledon
65Coaltar of the Deepers
Submerge


Crewe Alexandra
64Salon Music
MASH


Bristol Rovers
63Talking Heads
Stop Making Sense


Plymouth Argyle

these guys got relegated last time with 50 points, by rights they should never have been in league 2 lol
62Test Dept.
Beating the Retreat


MK Dons

tinpot club
61Tony Allen
No Accomodation For Lagos


Swindon Town
60Geto Boys
We Can't Be Stopped


Gillingham
59Organized Konfusion
Stress: The Extinction Agenda


Accrington Stanley
58Virgin Forest
Joy Atrophy


Burton Albion
57Vashti Bunyan
Just Another Diamond Day


Shrewsbury Town
56Sibylle Baier
Colour Green


Charlton Athletic

get well soon kings
55Neurosis
Enemy of the Sun


Doncaster Rovers
54Georgia
Seeking Thrills


Sunderland AFC

why do people keep thinking these guys are magically gonna start competing again?
53Slowdive
Pygmalion


Hull City

oof
52The Dead Milkmen
Beelzebubba


Ipswich Town

have fun in league one again lmao
51Earth
The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull


Lincoln City
50Alice in Chains
Jar of Flies


Oxford United
49Purplene
Purplene


Portsmouth

feel like pure shit just wanna see them get slapped every week in the prem again
48Tangerine Dream
Phaedra


Fleetwood Town
47Lorelei
Everyone Must Touch the Stove


Blackpool

yeah why not
46Katatonia
Brave Murder Day


Peterborough United
45Cerberus Shoal
Cerberus Shoal


Wigan Athletic

won't even be close, this team by rights should never have been relegated, nor were they financially in a situation that really necessitated administration, so I see them bouncing straight back. least they deserve really
44Grouper
Ruins


CHAMPIONSHIP

Wycombe Wanderers

these guys are gonna get whooped, but tbh i think the fans will enjoy it anyway so fuck it, go off kings
43Skeeter Davis
Sings The End of the World


Sheffield Wednesday

I follow these guys (they're 3rd in my pecking order I suppose), I kinda had us in the relegation scrap anyway but then they got the points deduction and yeah, you know how it is. Think we'll go down just don't think we'll come last.
42The Witch
Introduction


Rotherham United

this team is a League 2 team and you can't convince me otherwise
41Big Blood
Big Blood and The Bleedin' Hearts


Barnsley
40Rose McDowall
Cut With The Cake Knife


Coventry City
39The Sundays
Reading, Writing and Arithmetic


Huddersfield Town
38The Men
Leave Home


Reading
37Old Man Gloom
The Ape of God I


Queens Park Rangers
36Crucifix
Dehumanization


Luton Town
35The Chameleons
What Does Anything Mean? Basically


Birmingham City
34Invisible
Invisible


Derby County

i actually think they'll do really well, but i'm also still pretty sure they're gonna get docked points so i'm just gonna throw them mid-table
33Watain
Casus Luciferi


AFC Bournemouth

yeah i'm kinda feeling mid-table for these boyos
32Alfa Mist
Antiphon


Millwall
31New Order
Low-Life


Swansea City
30The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Methodrone


Stoke City
29Bruce Springsteen
Nebraska


Preston North End
28Tartar Lamb
Sixty Metonymies


Bristol City
27The Cramps
Songs the Lord Taught Us


Cardiff City
26Donny Benet
Mr. Experience


Middlesbrough
25Jessie Ware
What's Your Pleasure?


Blackburn Rovers
24Jeru the Damaja
The Sun Rises in the East


Watford
23Belle and Sebastian
If You're Feeling Sinister


Norwich City

i mean, this might seem kinda dumb since teams that get battered like these guys did in the premier league last year never recover the next season, but the last time this team was in the championship they fucking CLEANED it and i kinda expect them to do it again
22Keleketla!
Keleketla!


Nottingham Forest

surely
21Meira Asher
Spears Into Hooks


Brentford

you can honestly never tell who's gonna win the championship so i went with the easy answer
20Talk Talk
Laughing Stock


PREMIER LEAGUE

West Bromwich Albion

it's what they do
19Clams Casino
Instrumental Mixtape


Fulham

this is basically the same team that went down two years ago but with scott parker managing them, what the fuck do you expect is gonna happen?
18********
The Drink


Crystal Palace

they'll fire Hodgson at some point, and if Zaha gets injured for as much as a month they'll free fall and probably never recover. they've been up for so long it's pretty much inevitable they'll go down sometime soon
17Sopor Aeternus and The Ensemble of Shadows
La Chambre D'Echo - Where The Dead Birds Sing


Aston Villa

good luck lads
16Yugen Blakrok
Return of the Astro​-​Goth


Sheffield United

prepare to get found the fuck out boys I'm sorry
15Gustavo Cerati
Bocanada


Leeds United

feel like they'll be more of a Villa than a Sheffield United, but I'm predicting some baaaaaaad performances from the teams below them this year so this shouldn't be that big an ask for them.
14Prefab Sprout
Swoon


Newcastle United

*shrug*
13The Smith Street Band
Throw Me in the River


Brighton & Hove Albion

signing Adam Lallana to Brighton is literally something I've done in career mode before. Love this team, 2nd in my heart, think this is the year they get more than 45 points finally.
12Susumu Hirasawa
Kyuusai no Gihou


Burnley

there seems to be an air of concern coming from this camp atm
11Current 93
I Am The Last Of All The Field That Fell


West Ham

yeah i honestly think they'll be fine this year. i mean i did last year too so maybe i'm just a fucking idiot
10Gang of Youths
Go Farther in Lightness


Everton

I don't buy it
9Kayo Dot
Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue


Leicester City

yeah you had your chance sorry lads
8Burial
Untrue


Southampton

why
the fuck
not
7L'Orange
The Mad Writer


Arsenal

welcome to your new home losers
6And Also the Trees
The Millpond Years


Chelsea

They've basically signed a whole near starting XI, let's see if Lampard can actually crack it with players that are already established wonderkids
5This Heat
This Heat


Tottenham Hotspur

they're a tinpot club if they don't
4The Primitives
Lovely


Manchester United

I guess we gotta stop praying this team will be shit anymore.
3Fela Kuti
Alagbon Close


Wolves

I feel like I got punished last year for having boring predictions, so fuck it. The top 4 has looked on the brink of being barnstormed by a random ass team as of late, why not make this the season. They don't have europe to worry about this year, so why not?
2The Blue Nile
Hats


Manchester City

Last year they dropped nearly 20 points after losing Kompany, imagine what losing David Silva is gonna do to them.
1Billy Woods
History Will Absolve Me


Liverpool

Title defense lessgo boys. Also maybe we could all cool it on the 90+ points hauls.
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